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Today two kids on my way back home from school punched me… I didn’t fight back because it was unnecessary… and to get revenge.

Revenge… meaning sue for money or tell the police and let their parents rot in jail.

There were two witnesses… I don’t know the name of any of them… or the attackers.

So I want to get revenge… this is what I know:

1. those guys punched me three times (not each)
2. there were two white witnesses
3. I remember the face of one of the attackers
4. where they will be tomorrow… same place.

There is a police guy before I across wherever I came across those guys.
I could always wait for tomorrow and go to the police station…

But I want revenge. Sue or prison their asses.

The group knows each other well, so If I get to that other kid with a police he’ll spit out the names of others…

So, how should I go about this?

3 punches is never a big deal. Unless you got hurt badly, no one will even care about the fight.

Of course, it does depend on where you live.

Tell the police and get them into shit.

Otherwise they'll do it later in life and suffer more.

Or maybe thats just an excuse for me being as asshole.

Either way, causing others to suffer is fun, and if it's justified then maybe even better.

Greatchickenman wrote:3 punches is never a big deal. Unless you got hurt badly, no one will even care about the fight.

Of course, it does depend on where you live.

I know, at least, where I live, a single punch nay, an unwanted flick on the shoulder is grounds for assault.

He could get 'em good in Washington.

Say they were hitting you because of your ethnic background if you really wanna stir things up.

Not to sound mean, but if they had a reason for punching you, like you being a king size ass and such then you had it coming. If it was unprovoked then get a hold of the witnesses and sort the deal out.

I doubt they'd bother with three punches, unless like already stated; they were damaging. In the situation I would've probably tried to fightback, just carry a stick or something with you next time you walk and if they attack just kendo their asses or something.

Personally, if I was paraniod and expecting to get jumped, I'd get someone to follow me and maybe record any unlucky events. That or carrying two canisters of mace or pepper spray and just spray the living bejesus out of their eyes.

Spray in the eye, clubbed 'round the head. Potato, um, Potato as they say.

If two kids bothered to track you down and punch you, you deserved it. Carry a sword next time.

Gather your homies and do a drive by on their asses.

HolsteinCow wrote:Gather your homies and do a drive by on their asses.

This is probably the best advice I've heard all day.

Build yourself a flamethrower using a super-soaker, a blowtorch and lots of flammable liquid or build your own grenades using tennis balls, matches and lots of flammable liquid.

Apperantly, Sling likes flammable liquids.

Heehee the school accused me of stealing a stupid computer mouse from the library. Which I did not. I told them they were racial profiling. Heeheehee.