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PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:13 pm
by EmperorJeramyu
Current mood: em0 biatch!

ok so liek this knight i was dirving down 2 mrvins wit me boyz and i z lke yo boyz how u doing and hes like hes c-ing his gf and im like kool dued and we get to da party and every1 is there and dncing to h3ll and i saw stacy and im lik so nervs cuase shes so hottttt and im like u wanna dance and shes like ok and im like swe3t and so were dance and shes all in2 it and im lke all in2 it and shs like u want a drink and im lek suure and so we is lik dr1nkin n stuff and shes like u wanna get hi and im like i donno and shes liek cmon and im like well ok just a bit an soon wez pufin in stuff and sehs lke igh and im like just pretendin u know and shes like all phaintin and stuff and i likee colntd r3sist so i tuched her b00bez and i taugh sh3 wood b mad but shes high so like she come at me and im liekk whoh so im f33ling her b00bz and im like guna see mroe but b4 i culd ttthis deud coms in and hes liik im gonu kikc ur as and im ilke what did i do and then this dueds zazs im her bf you f0ker and im lieke 0 shiite and he like guno pununch mee and i so like gr4b my b33r botle and throu it 4t him and hes like bleed and run out 0f rom and away and im like holly shti and i l0ked at stacy and shes all high st1ll so i fel her b00b agian and go fr0m romm

ok so that was leke l4st nitgh and so 2day at skool this dood lik hey mike pissed at u and im like wat and hes like stacys gf and im lik ya i kno hes a dick and im like wheres stacy and doods lik i donno shes not her and im like siht and i wundr if shes ok so i lik skip wodd shop and go 2 her hose and shes liek crin and im liek wat n she saiz mike dumted h3r and im lik its ok and shez likke i wnt a coffe and im lik ok and so we go 2 cofee sh0p and we lik drink cofe and shes lik do u lik me and im liek i dunno and she say do u an im say dunu and shes lik cauz i lik you and im say o ok so w3 go 2 watch blade 3 and she rest on me sholder and im lik woa and i put my arm arond her ans he lik what u do and im lik i lek you and shz run awy and im like fok so i lisen to emo and slit my rists lol

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:24 pm
by Greatchickenman
lol omg wtf rly?

on tiem dat almostee hapnended to mee so I wuz lik ya i love linkin park n i cut myslef wen i lissen 2 it.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:28 pm
by EmperorJeramyu
Trivia: After I had written this, I was reading it aloud in a cyber cafe, and some actual emo dude was getting really pissed at me. I think he was threatening to beat me up, but I couldn't really hear him over the applause and laughter.

And reading this is a challenge, especially trying to pronounce the spelling errors. And the entire thing is a run-on sentence, so you can't stop for a breath at all.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 15, 2006 10:12 pm
by Teenr0cker
Meh...not too hard to say...I've got little mini-WarV's running around town all the time, their spelling can't be any better than that...And as for the run-ons? Yeah, German.....They hardly let you "come back up for air" with pauses and stuff...It's all very fast compared to English.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 1:14 am
by Fitz Tayo
EmperorJeramyu wrote:Trivia: After I had written this, I was reading it aloud in a cyber cafe, and some actual emo dude was getting really pissed at me. I think he was threatening to beat me up, but I couldn't really hear him over the applause and laughter.

HAHAH. THIS MAKE ME LAUGH!

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 2:23 am
by Telephalsion
I enjoyed this text very much.

So let me get this straight, girl get high, you feel boob, boyfriend come in, you toss beer bottle, boyfriend bleed, you touch boob, you leave, couple breaks up, you see blade 3 with girl, girl runs off.

Amirite?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 3:07 am
by Sarcasm
You are even more awesome then I've thought you are.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:09 am
by PsychicK
What the heck oO

Took me double time to manage reading this... My eyes!

I just didn't understand one thing. Why did she ran off? :?

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 6:31 am
by Greatchickenman
Teenr0cker wrote:Meh...not too hard to say...I've got little mini-WarV's running around town all the time, their spelling can't be any better than that...And as for the run-ons? Yeah, German.....They hardly let you "come back up for air" with pauses and stuff...It's all very fast compared to English.


The problem with German is that their words are really, really, really long. Because instead of making a seperate word for something they'll combine 2 or 3 or 4 existing words and make an 11 syllabic leviathan.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:08 am
by Telephalsion
Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:05 am
by Flibbo
Freaking Legendary.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 8:32 am
by Greatchickenman
Cattle marking and beef labelling supervision duties delegation law

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 10:33 am
by EmperorJeramyu
PsychicK wrote:Why did she ran off?


Because she's a retarded emo chick. She's interested in if the guy (not to be refered to as "me"... -_-) likes her, but when he actually expresses her, she gets all defensive and runs off like the lying whore she is.

I'm not kidding when I say this story is eerily similar to some ones I've heard at school. It's probably a combination of a bunch of them.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 12:19 pm
by Teenr0cker
Some kids just get high

Some get some boob.

Some are hurt by relationships.

Some just throw bottles at eachother.

These are truly the foundations of many teenage dramas.

PostPosted: Fri Jun 16, 2006 4:49 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
Teenr0cker wrote:Some kids just get high

Some get some boob.

Some are hurt by relationships.

Some just throw bottles at eachother.

These are truly the foundations of many teenage dramas.


Don't forget the car accidents.

And Jera, no. Just no.