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I missed Impy

Postby Glenn47 » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:19 am

Somebody tell me what happened to cause his absence from Crestfallen! I'd like to know in the form of a short story, with a font of 12 (don't try to pull off 14, I can tell), double-spaced, and then get some coffee, cuz you work hard.
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Postby War » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:25 am

Hes still here. He just doesn't come as much. Come on IRC and you might find him.
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<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
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Postby Ghoti » Sat Jun 24, 2006 12:41 am

He said he was busy with school or something and didn't have time to catch up with the message boards.

[10:46] <Ghoti> Why don't you post on the boards any more?
[10:47] <Ghoti> Did you just get bored with it?
[10:53] <Impossible> I just couldn't be bothered checking all the new posts anymore...
[10:53] <Impossible> I've had way more work this year, and since school started I haven't had time.

That's all you're gonna get from me.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sat Jun 24, 2006 1:19 am

Talk to me about this in the morning....I do work at night, like right now, only I don't really...get a good catalyst for whatever it is I do at night right now...I usually have to plan it out....Spontenaeity (SP?) is fun, but I can't be melodramatic and hilarious if theres no real incentive.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sat Jun 24, 2006 10:38 am

Teen, you've actually turned english into your second language.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:23 pm

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John Basedow...Obviously the culpret. For reference to the extent of his power, I have duplicated his body...No, I just found it on Google Images, but still, I saw that one comin' a mile away.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:28 pm

I'm already convinced the John Basedow we see is already a head pasted on body. I meen, out of all the times you've seen him, has he ever not been in that position?
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Sun Jun 25, 2006 8:29 pm

His head never is the same color as his body either...
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Postby Teenr0cker » Sun Jun 25, 2006 10:08 pm

Same here....I want to put my face on there, just to prove a point....But it's already been said....


I can see it now:

"Mr Basedow...could you...uh, touch your nose?"

*Picture shows man slowly using right hand to reach towards face*
*Basedow's left hand touches nose*
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Postby Impossible » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:02 am

Screw you guys.

...Didn't someone tell me that Glenn left? Fucking liars.

Jesus CHRIST, Tele's post count is STILL rising at an obscene rate, now I'll never catch up.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:11 am

IMPY!



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Postby Impossible » Tue Jul 04, 2006 1:12 am

Unless Glenn DID leave, but returned out of love for me.
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Postby Sarcasm » Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:37 am

Welcome back, I guess, unless you aren't back, or didn't leave, or something.
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Postby Impossible » Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:09 am

I'm not back, this is an illusion.

Oh, and I can't be bothered making a topic for this, so someone help me out:

I can't play The Way (new version or old). Whenever I open it up, I'm given a permanent black screen, and doing nearly anything (including alt+tab) will crash my computer. I tried opening it in RM2K, and it still won't work. I was almost certain it was a problem with my computer or RM2K, but every other RM2K game on my computer still works perfectly...I guess The Way is the only one of these that's stand alone. Does anyone have any suggestions, if they've seen this before? I kind of want to play the new versions, plus I don't actually know how E6 has turned out because I haven't played it since beta (unlike E5, which I played immediately again when it came out, because unlike E6, I loved E5).
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jul 04, 2006 5:54 am

Have you tried uninstalling rm2k?
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Any type of female.
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