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What happened to my imagination?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 8:55 am
by Impossible
I'm currently in a position where my brother wants something from me, which involves me keeping a secret, and if I really tried I could probably blackmail him to do some things for me. And yet, for some reason, I can't think of anything I want right now.

So I'm leaving the board open to you guys, absolutely anything you can think of. Go.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 10:43 am
by Strayed Wanderer
You have a brother?

And sex with his girlfriend.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 11:14 am
by Fitz Tayo
It's only really good for something you want in particular of his. Or all the nice small things.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:07 pm
by Asra
Theres always money if he has it. Then you can buy anything you'll want later. Theres also the opportunity to have him embarass himself for your sick, perverse amusement.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:11 pm
by Burning_Flame
Anything you dont want to do. Like housework, Murder, or anything.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:30 pm
by Telephalsion
Maybe just keep it a secret and not exploit it?

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 12:41 pm
by Teenr0cker
Have him do work or perhaps some very boring meaningless task that you know he won't enjoy.


You could also hope for a spur-of-the-moment idea.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 2:33 pm
by Fitz Tayo
Unless it's one of those things that's inevitable to come out, take your time and just make your own life that little bit nicer by making subtle reminders and forcing menial chores and such upon him.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 3:34 pm
by Sling
Depending on what it is you can blackmail with, you could get him to
do something silly and embarassing and then release whatever it is you blackmailed with him to the public.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 6:15 pm
by Impossible
Unless it's one of those things that's inevitable to come out, take your time and just make your own life that little bit nicer by making subtle reminders and forcing menial chores and such upon him.


I think at some point in the future, he probably will stop caring, so I want to be ready before then.

Money is out of the question. I do have SOME morals.

PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2006 7:50 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
Still going for sex with his girlfriend.

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 3:02 am
by Flibbo
Exclusive rights to all games consoles in the house for a few days?

PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:54 am
by Impossible
Exclusive rights to all games consoles in the house for a few days?


Even if I didn't actually OWN my own game consoles, he wouldn't actually care, because he only ever plays games when I'm kicking his ass as SSBM.