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ok, its not that interesting of a article, but its a really catchy title.

Jesus loves smoking the sticky icky

This raises the important question, when Jesus returns, would he smoke Marijuana?

I would pay money to see Jesus come down to really play with Penny Arcade.


I think Jesus would be a great druggie.

He's got long hair, beard, put it together people...

Iteroth wrote:He's got long hair, beard, put it together people...

I'm fairly certain no one in the entire world knows what Jesus really looked like. Whatever he looked like has been altered by artists and authors over the years numerous times. Long hair and beard is only one of the thousands of possibilities.

I know I sound like a total asshole. After all, you were just making a joke about Jesus, but I think its a shame the way a religious figure can change appearances so very often.

The bible was very clear in not giving Jesus an appearance. In fact, Jesus is said to look extremely plain looking, and many people wondered how such a normal looking person could be the savior. Even when Judas had to specifically point him out to the Romans, Jesus had to identify himself by name twice before they decided it was him.

Also I think there's some hinting that Jesus didn't have long hair, considering paul saw him, and later said on a separate occasion that's it's a disgrace for a man to have long hair. Clearly he wouldn't have said something like this if his savior had long hair.

I think the Arabs did better by not personifying their god and religious figures. It makes for a far more omnipotent god when he's shrouded in mystery.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/index.html

I bet Jesus was fat.

although that would be cool, I think its speculated that Jesus was of a very muscular build, considering he worked with his hands far throughout his younger years.

But then he choked on a potato, spit it out, and attacked it with a knife, The small slices then fell into a small pot of oil, and cooked. And thats how Potato chips were invented. And thats also how Jesus got fat.

If you'd said that some time during the days he was alive, I shit you not, you could have written your own book of the bible. Your story is just as believable as any other story in the bible.

Well, GCM, Jesus' human form was Galilaen so he probably had brown hair and brown eyes. Apart from that we known nothing. It does say in the bible he will be plain looking, in fact I think it says something about not looking very nice to the human eye, so I'm guessing when he reappears he'll be a hobo or an ugly bloke.

Greatchickenman wrote:

Iteroth wrote:He's got long hair, beard, put it together people...

I'm fairly certain no one in the entire world knows what Jesus really looked like. Whatever he looked like has been altered by artists and authors over the years numerous times. Long hair and beard is only one of the thousands of possibilities.

I know I sound like a total asshole. After all, you were just making a joke about Jesus, but I think its a shame the way a religious figure can change appearances so very often.

The bible was very clear in not giving Jesus an appearance. In fact, Jesus is said to look extremely plain looking, and many people wondered how such a normal looking person could be the savior. Even when Judas had to specifically point him out to the Romans, Jesus had to identify himself by name twice before they decided it was him.

Also I think there's some hinting that Jesus didn't have long hair, considering paul saw him, and later said on a separate occasion that's it's a disgrace for a man to have long hair. Clearly he wouldn't have said something like this if his savior had long hair.

I think the Arabs did better by not personifying their god and religious figures. It makes for a far more omnipotent god when he's shrouded in mystery.

http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/12/25/face.jesus/index.html

Of course, that's assuming that Jesus actually existed.

God doesn't exist.
Which is why the phrase "go to hell" need "figurativly speaking" added onto the front of it.

Forerunner wrote:God doesn't exist.

Prove it.

Where not going to have another flame like that.

There is no way to prove or disprove that there is a God. End of story move, on with you life.