Crestfallen Studios

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:36 pm**

http://www.cracked.com/modules.php?op=m ... e&sid=1136

Completly Genius.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 12:49 pm**

ROLF! I've pranked telemarketers before, but that was brilliant!

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 1:15 pm**

That was so great! I loved it!

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 2:59 pm**

Good times, good times. I remember some telemarketer phoning me and I ended up trying to sell them something.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:15 pm**

I just yell FUCK OFF and hang up.
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:51 pm**

Burning_Flame wrote:I just yell FUCK OFF and hang up.
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month

Oh wow, how manly. I'm sure when you did that, the telemarketer jumped from his seat and ran crying to his boss. Then all the telemarketer executives called a secret meeting. I can hear it now: "We're in immediate danger! One of my men was told to "FUCK OFF" in a call!" "Holy shit! This guy sounds like one BAD MOTHER FUCKER! We better not call him ever again!".

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 5:52 pm**

EmperorJeramyu wrote:
Burning_Flame wrote:I just yell FUCK OFF and hang up.
I havent had a telemarketer call in over a month

Oh wow, how manly. I'm sure when you did that, the telemarketer jumped from his seat and ran crying to his boss. Then all the telemarketer executives called a secret meeting. I can hear it now: "We're in immediate danger! One of my men was told to "FUCK OFF" in a call!" "Holy shit! This guy sounds like one BAD MOTHER FUCKER! We better not call him ever again!".

Accually it took a long while before they all stoped calling, but good story.

Posted: **Sun Oct 15, 2006 6:09 pm**

Oh, I see. You were gradually wearing down their psyches'. I can imagine it. With every "FUCK YOU", the telemarket goes home at night and cries himself to sleep. Then, after he was found curled up in a fetal position in his cubicle whimpering to himself, THEN they had the meeting, once they discovered the psychological threat you posed to their company.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:09 am**

"Hang on I'll go get my dad."
*hangup*

That's how I do it.
My dad is made of softer stuff and he feels bad ignoring them, coincidently he also gets more calls than anyone else I know. So he's been reduced to ignoring anybody who calls, unless they leave a message or try calling again.

Kind of sad really.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 6:39 am**

I'll always reply with, "Hi, I'm selling these fine leather jackets."

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 7:58 am**

JLAF wrote:ROLF! I've pranked telemarketers before, but that was brilliant!

It's Rofl.... not rolf...

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 10:07 am**

Stedar wrote:It's Rofl.... not rolf...

Phewm good thing you caught that, someone might have missed it. That would have been tragic.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 3:59 pm**

Flibbo wrote:
Stedar wrote:It's Rofl.... not rolf...

Phewm good thing you caught that, someone might have missed it. That would have been tragic.

It's Phew.... not phewm...

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 4:31 pm**

Phewm, good thing you caught THAT.

Jeramyu wrote: Pure awesome

Now now, not so harsh Jera. I'm sure that's just Burning's way of entertaining himself. He's like Tycho from Penny Arcade:"Some People Play Tennis. I erode the human soul". Only...you know, with a shittier vocabulary.

Posted: **Mon Oct 16, 2006 8:15 pm**

Stedar wrote:
JLAF wrote:ROLF! I've pranked telemarketers before, but that was brilliant!

It's Rofl.... not rolf...

Perhaps you say "roll on floor laughing", but I say "roll on laughing floor".

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