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I could not even imagine this

Postby ColtraneOJ » Mon Dec 11, 2006 1:14 am

Coca-Cola (often "Coke") is a carbonated cola and the world's most popular soft drink.
Coke's inventor John Styth Pemberton was not a shrewd marketer of his drink, and the ownership of Coke eventually passed to Asa Candler, whose company remains the producer of Coke today.
The formula for Coke, whose status as a trade secret has been embellished by company lore, originally contained an uncertain amount of cocaine, though this was reduced over time (falling to 1/400th of a grain, or 0.16 milligrams, per ounce of syrup by 1902), and eliminated around 1906 as health regulations were tightened.
The Coca-Cola Company has on occasion introduced other cola drinks under the Coke brand name.
Coke is wonderful and better than upskirt.
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Postby Sarcasm » Mon Dec 11, 2006 2:47 am

Now they are makeing fun of each other 0_o . . .
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Postby Greatchickenman » Mon Dec 11, 2006 7:25 am

This is definitely only the second time i've seen Coke compared with upskirt
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Postby Shindy » Mon Dec 11, 2006 8:19 am

survival of the fittest truly.
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Re: I could not even imagine this

Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Dec 11, 2006 9:56 am

ColtraneOJ wrote:Coke is wonderful and better than upskirt.

I beg to differ.

Especially considering they've changed coke so much lately it tastes like crap.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Mon Dec 11, 2006 5:30 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:This is definitely only the second time i've seen Coke compared with upskirt



Wait...when was the first?
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Mon Dec 11, 2006 6:27 pm

As they continue to evolve I begin to hate them even more.
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Postby HolsteinCow » Tue Dec 12, 2006 1:18 am

this would be both funny and sad if this was all being posted by a human being instead of a bot
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Tue Dec 12, 2006 11:23 pm

I wanna get this guy to write my papers for me.
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