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Postby Panannto » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:20 am

Hey People!
This is very nice site!!!
Forever Rules!
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Postby Wellsy » Thu Dec 21, 2006 4:36 am

Finally a spambot gets something right.
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Postby Angel_OA » Thu Dec 21, 2006 6:47 am

Can't they think up some decent names for these spambots?
I mean...Panannto...?
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Postby Teenr0cker » Thu Dec 21, 2006 5:40 pm

Reminds me of potato.



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Postby Wellsy » Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:09 am

Teenr0cker wrote:Post Count +1.

That's pretty much what anyone, myself included, is doing when they comment on these spambot messages. Maybe one day, while in the process of hawking a Serbian porn site, one will inadvertently make a ground-breaking point that simply cries out for deep and insightful discussion ... but I doubt it.
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Postby Sage Of The Wise » Fri Dec 22, 2006 5:56 pm

one will inadvertently make a ground-breaking point that simply cries out for deep and insightful discussion


Uhhh......

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Postby War » Fri Dec 22, 2006 6:27 pm

But there is a spork.
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<Strayed> hookers?
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Postby avatarmonkeykirby » Wed Jan 03, 2007 5:10 pm

Chopsticks are the way of the future.
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Postby Wellsy » Fri Jan 05, 2007 12:43 am

Are you trying to say the Chinese really are going to try to take over the world? :shock:
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Postby Teenr0cker » Fri Jan 05, 2007 1:22 am

They put like...movie stars on their bottles of coke and water. Like...



If I see a bottle of Sparklets, it has a droplet of water, and I think "oh, hey, this has water in it!"

If I see a bottle of "Arrowhead", I think "Hey, this is probably mountain spring water!"

If I see a bottle of water with a smiling chinese man grinning maniacally at me, I think "oh, I'm drinking his sweat or or something"


So I think ...no, they're too contradictory about communism and stuff when they've got just so much goddamn commercialism there.
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Postby Poenaensis » Fri Jan 05, 2007 6:27 am

Wellsy630 wrote:
Teenr0cker wrote:Post Count +1.

That's pretty much what anyone, myself included, is doing when they comment on these spambot messages. Maybe one day, while in the process of hawking a Serbian porn site, one will inadvertently make a ground-breaking point that simply cries out for deep and insightful discussion ... but I doubt it.


avatarmonkeykirby wrote:Chopsticks are the way of the future.


This is deep and insightful. A deep metaphor. The chopsticks are a material signifier for the chineese economy.
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Postby MusashiEX » Fri Jan 05, 2007 8:25 am

I am Chinese... *runs*
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jan 05, 2007 4:50 pm

MusashiEX wrote:I am Chinese... *runs*


but it says you're canadianian
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Postby War » Fri Jan 05, 2007 5:01 pm

The Chinese are to busy playing MMORPG along with all of Asia to take over the world.
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