Crestfallen Studios

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:39 pm**

Happy New Year everybody!

I hope it's filled with callipygous women for all of you!

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:40 pm**

YAY 2007!

Only 5 more years til the end of the Mayan calendar!

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:05 pm**

2007 is gonna be a good year for my penis.

Posted: **Mon Jan 01, 2007 11:41 pm**

Now I understand why the other members has been so keen to keep you in asylum...

*Teleports into Davenport*

What the hell happened here? O NOES!

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:34 am**

I lit fireworks last night.

The only difference between last night and any other night I'm bored as all hell is that I got away with lighting fireworks this time.

I bought em from some veteran. He was nice. And crazy. A common combo.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:12 am**

I launched model rocket engines (no rockets) in the rain for virtually no reason. Of course I'm the guy holding the detonator, so one of them managed to fly through a tube slide, through a playset, back down and right past me from behind.

I really can't stand the jackasses who decide to drink and then travel in packs through the streets, screaming.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:02 am**

I've got extremely sick and drunk, yay for me.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 2:56 pm**

Ahh, new years. A poor excuse to get unbelievably drunk with no consequence, because everybody knows when you wake up it's a clean slate.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 4:04 pm**

I needed 16 hours sleep last night to recover.
Man I play too many drinking games.
But I wasn't sick in my mates house. Yay

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 7:24 pm**

My friends and I shot off bottlerockets and stuff.

In other people yards ofcourse.

Posted: **Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:03 pm**

Shit, forgot to say this....

So we launched the ...iono, I guess bottle rockets, I don't name em, just light em. And these left a tube behind when they explode, so it would fall back down to the ground. It was so quiet we could hear it fall into the lake, the clearing behind us, onto our neighbor's heavily wind-chimed porch, and into our other neighbors' yard, where they keep a ton of dogs, which proceed to to howl for unknown reasons.

T'was a good time. Until the neighbors called....

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:26 am**

I got so hideously drunk, that I was still drunk the next day and the next day after.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:36 am**

Sling wrote:I got so hideously drunk, that I was still drunk the next day and the next day after.

I mourn for your liver and for your dead brain cells - God, their ranks have thinned so much already! :cry:

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:42 am**

Yeah, I'm pretty sure I almost died, I ended up drinking half a keg of Jack Daniels as well as some Pernod and some Magners.

Posted: **Wed Jan 03, 2007 4:46 am**

There's no better way to start over in a brand new year than to be blitzed out of your fucking mind and be completely lost to reality.

Crestfallen Studios

Happy 2007

Happy 2007