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Thank you, scientists.

Thank you so much for this enlightened research.

I can now die happily knowing that monkeys enjoy porn too.

They must feel so fulfilled.

There are obviously not any more important things that these scientists could be working on. I bet they are extremely glad they went to college for 4 years then spent another 5 years getting their doctorate just so they could find out whether monkeys like watching S&M better than monkey anime porn. The answer to that, by the way, is they obviously prefer monkey anime porn.

Also, Chimpanzees have started hunting other monkeys with weapons made from sticks in certain places in the world. Sounds to me like these monkeys are getting a little bit up themselves, taking the best man-made things (weapons/porn) and abusing them. They will rise up and rebel against us soon and we must stop them now. Nuke 'em.

there are also reports on chimpanzees going on computers and necromancing forms

So that's where you came from.

Obviously none of these scientists have been to zoo or they'd have seen masterbating monkeys hanging from the ceiling.