"This is madness! This is Sparta!!!" In High Def
Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:47 pmWarning: The following content is subject to offending anyone who reads it on Strayed's claim that I'm a total jackass to everyone. If you look past the fact that I obviously have utter contempt for all on this forum by some miracle, please read on. Otherwise, go brood while muttering about glowing dicks in IRC.
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If you have seen 300, you will agree with me that it is the most manly of all movies to date. The sheer amount of 8-packs was dizzying enough. On top of that, 300 delivers a satisfying amount of variety in the number of ways the Persian scum are slaughtered in beautiful detail.
However, I cannot speak for regular theaters on that last point. I had not only the pleasure to see 300, but to see it at an IMAX theater, the one at Universal studios actually... Reaper and gentlemen, if you have yet to see this glorious movie, I highly recommend you take action to change this, and I further encourage you to seek out an opportunity to view this incredible movie in an IMAX theater if at all possible.
As of 2006, there are 280 IMAX theaters in 40 countries (60 percent of these are located in the United States and Canada). That means you should have some reasonable access to an IMAX theater and thus have no good excuse not to go and see 300 NOW!
I think I even saw Tele in it. I've heard that 80% of the movie is CG work. It is my belief that if Tele did act in the movie, he was the 20%. The burly part.
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If you have seen 300, you will agree with me that it is the most manly of all movies to date. The sheer amount of 8-packs was dizzying enough. On top of that, 300 delivers a satisfying amount of variety in the number of ways the Persian scum are slaughtered in beautiful detail.
However, I cannot speak for regular theaters on that last point. I had not only the pleasure to see 300, but to see it at an IMAX theater, the one at Universal studios actually... Reaper and gentlemen, if you have yet to see this glorious movie, I highly recommend you take action to change this, and I further encourage you to seek out an opportunity to view this incredible movie in an IMAX theater if at all possible.
As of 2006, there are 280 IMAX theaters in 40 countries (60 percent of these are located in the United States and Canada). That means you should have some reasonable access to an IMAX theater and thus have no good excuse not to go and see 300 NOW!
I think I even saw Tele in it. I've heard that 80% of the movie is CG work. It is my belief that if Tele did act in the movie, he was the 20%. The burly part.
