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Molecular Physics is a lie?
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Tue May 15, 2007 3:06 pmby Sling
According to some kid on my course, I am retarded and talk shit becuase I said, "The way the atoms of a material is arranged etc and the electron configuration and the state the material is in, affects the way energy etc travels through it".
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Tue May 15, 2007 4:12 pmby Teenr0cker
Yes, well it can be inferred from personal experiences that if one's school is about 95% fuckwit, there's not much of a chance that'll change in another school district.
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Tue May 15, 2007 7:12 pmby MusashiEX
Some guy in my Science class says that charging by induction means that you have to touch the two objects. And this was an enriched science course.
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Tue May 15, 2007 8:18 pmby Greatchickenman
Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive.
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Tue May 15, 2007 8:23 pmby War
Greatchickenman wrote:Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive.
Harrrrharrrrrharrrrharrrharr
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Good one GC
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Wed May 16, 2007 1:45 amby Impossible
Greatchickenman wrote:Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive.
Chemistry jokes? DIE!
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Wed May 16, 2007 6:56 amby Sarcasm
Greatchickenman wrote:Two hydrogen atoms bumped into each other.
One said: "Why do you look so sad?"
The other responded: "I lost an electron."
Concerned, One asked "Are you sure?"
The other replied "I'm positive.
That was awesome
Posted:
Wed May 16, 2007 1:39 pmby MusashiEX
A neutron walks into a bar, sits down and asks for a drink. Finishing, the neutron asks "How much?"
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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Wed May 16, 2007 2:28 pmby Sling
The same kid, said today that "All mathmatics is theoretical and cannot be proven" becuase his teacher told him so and then proceded to say what I believe is shit and that I believe anything despite the fact I actually verify facts before believing them.
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Wed May 16, 2007 4:10 pmby MusashiEX
Ask him why he thinks math is theoretical. Then trap him in his own lies.
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Thu May 17, 2007 4:06 amby Sarcasm
The kid's an idiot, but mathematics fall apart (high mathematics, that is) if you take away even one Axioma (how the heck do you say that word in English?)
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Thu May 17, 2007 11:38 amby Shindy
Quantum Physics say the world is a lie...
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Thu May 17, 2007 12:35 pmby Sling
He thinks it is theoretical becuase his high school teacher told him so and then tried to make out I never bothered to verify things. I think a quest to slay 4chan is rather sound, considering this kid is a '/b/tard' and said 4chan was too big and awesome for me to comprehend. He also reads childrens books and claims I would not be able to comprehend them becuase they are too 'large' despite the fact my largest 2 books are both over 300 pages long and are the size of my chest each and weigh over half a stone each.
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:34 pmby MusashiEX
Tell him that he didn't verify it. He just asked someone else. If that person said that everyone was secretly a cat, would it be true? If he can prove that it is a theory, he can say it. Otherwise, screw off.
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Thu May 17, 2007 1:37 pmby EmperorJeramyu
Better solution: Roundhouse kick.