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Best Toy Recall Ever

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2007 9:48 pm
by Sage Of The Wise
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21678196/?GT1=10547
Thats right, no crappy little lead paint problem, its a date rape drug!

Posted:
Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:03 pm
by EmperorJeramyu
They get started so early these days.

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:56 am
by Sling
There 's been another toy recall in the UK as well. Some toy that had small parts that were easily removable. I've noticed toy recalls in the UK were practically non-existant before changed over to the crappy standards of the EU. Stupid fucking Europe, what do we need them for?

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:06 am
by Strayed Wanderer
I think we may need to stockpile these beads.

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 2:03 pm
by Sling
Yeah!!!!
Wait, what?

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:06 pm
by JJK
who honestly cares what happens in the UK?

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 3:38 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
JJK wrote:who honestly cares what happens in the UK?
Absolutely no one.

Posted:
Thu Nov 08, 2007 8:14 pm
by Wellsy
Next up, a Transformers toy that metamorphosizes into a hypodermic needle. Heroin sold separately.
There have been an absolutely ridiculous number of Chinese toy recall in the last six months. Did you all see that the Chinese government executed the official responsible for product safety? Looks like a few more heads need to roll.

Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 4:15 am
by Sling
JJK wrote:who honestly cares what happens in the UK?
But with thats said, who honestly cares about bead swallowing fucktards?

Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 10:52 am
by Angel_OA
Strayed Wanderer wrote:JJK wrote:who honestly cares what happens in the UK?
Absolutely no one.
The multiplying villainies of nature do swarm upon him disdaining fortune with his brandish'd steel, which smoked with bloody execution.

Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 12:49 pm
by Sling
Who is a form following the function to what, and what I am is a man in a mask...

Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 2:56 pm
by Burning_Flame
I love the way the media twist it to look like it the Chinese are the evil bad toy manufacturing assholes. But in reality they only follow what the toy companies tell them to do. Sure they could have just said fuck you when the got the stupid lead paint but they made it anyway. So blame the toy companies then the Chinese....I just like to rant sometimes.

Posted:
Fri Nov 09, 2007 7:10 pm
by MusashiEX
I'm Chinese, and I would like to say that we did that on purpose. We even modified our genes so that you can't figure out which one of us did it; we made ourselves look exactly the same.

Posted:
Sat Nov 10, 2007 3:57 am
by Sling
The Chineese actually have the power to cripple the USA, I think this is just mind games...

Posted:
Sat Nov 10, 2007 4:57 am
by CJ
lol... this is that Bindeez toy. you could make fantasy biscuits in funny shapes with these. Fun for the whole family.