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This topic is to be made in reverse.

Posted:
Mon Nov 26, 2007 5:17 pm
by Impossible
No, Jera, please don't lock it yet! We can get back on track, I swear!

Posted:
Tue Nov 27, 2007 2:18 pm
by Burning_Flame
GRAWR, random flaming. Random insults aimed at proceeding posters weight.

Posted:
Tue Nov 27, 2007 5:57 pm
by Porter
Look how they spelt "vagina" wrong in that thing. HAHAHAHA
You know what else I think is funny? Fat people.

Posted:
Tue Nov 27, 2007 7:13 pm
by Sage Of The Wise

Posted:
Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:13 pm
by EmperorJeramyu
So Ghoti was telling me how lolis are actually more loose when they get raped for the first time, what's up with that?

Posted:
Tue Nov 27, 2007 9:56 pm
by Porter
You dumb fuck, do you even know what a lolita is??????? It's not a lollipop or a rollercoaster.
You're a stupid fucking cuntbag, shut your fucking mouth and never post again. God you're stupid.
Stupid.

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2007 6:43 am
by Burning_Flame
I love lolitas, cherry is the best kind, closely followed by apple.

Posted:
Wed Nov 28, 2007 3:10 pm
by Ghoti
Are you sure Lolita would be a good read? I've heard from friends that it's a classic, but we all know how some people can be pretty pretentious cockbags right??

Posted:
Thu Nov 29, 2007 8:25 pm
by Wellsy
What a bunch of fucking morons they are. Child raping morons that make me want to read and reread Lolita to cleanse my mind of their retarded rantings.

Posted:
Thu Nov 29, 2007 9:21 pm
by Sage Of The Wise
Yeah, to make a long story short, thank god Doovy and Co are gone.

Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2007 2:21 pm
by Teenr0cker
Aaand that provides me with a completely unrelated segue I've been waiting for! Say, did I ever tell you guys about how Doovy single-handedly converted this forum into a bastardized version of 4Chan?
It was awful! There I was, lurking late at night because I had just finished writing some long-ass speech or rant or dissertation on why I thought War was smelly and was lovingly looking over the quiet little forums, like a quaint village by the sea, just so peaceful and calming...
Suddenly, like a typhoon, Doovy came! First came the furry pics, then the loli shit. Swiftly thereafter, many other spamalicious topics came, ranging from a penis-shaped rifle to the subliminal messages in Teletubbies to Harry Potter Slash Fiction with pictures. Hundreds of J-Pop and K-Pop stars, all with their own marketed cheery personalities and delightful quirks! They took Cat Captions a step too far and did Dog Captions (I can has SubWai?)!
To stare at the Scratch Wall then was to stare into the face of insanity itself.
Then, in our greatest hour of plight....HE came and saved us! Yes, it was Porter, the mighty and awesome! Having just finished an epic marathon of sexing and drinking, he checked on his domain one more time before he rested. He glanced down upon the filth that was this board and spoke the words that are now sung in the thousands of songs of praise for his deed:
"Dude, what the fuck?"
And in minutes, it was gone! No trace of it was left on the board! All was well! APR financing dropped! The value of the Dollar increased (despite the failures of the Bush Admin.)! Children played in the streets! Verby spoke! It was a day for miracles indeed!
So yeah, I am so goddamn glad I don't have to deal with those losers again.

Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2007 4:04 pm
by Greatchickenman
I bet Teen is about to write another one of his tl;drs and then retcon some sort of retort (in paragraph form) to strayed or myself for calling it too long.

Posted:
Fri Nov 30, 2007 5:50 pm
by Wellsy
Let me agree with everything just said except to say, "Bullshit, there's no way you could convince me that placenta is a delicious dish." Teen might think so, but there's no way I ever could.

Posted:
Sat Dec 01, 2007 12:06 am
by Impossible
Wow, looks like someone has an unhealthy obsession with placenta.

Posted:
Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:44 am
by Sling
I think we all should play baseball.