Crestfallen Studios

I hope everyone has a kickass New Year's, and an awesome 2008.

I'm getting surgery on the 2nd. Fuck 2008.

Another year of painful urination and bloody diarrhea!

I am at a party. And the person whose house I am at is named Wellsy!!! (For real).

Bought some fireworks off Vietnam vets. Drinking and blowing shit up. Fuck. Yes.


"Hey do you have a resolution?"

Me: "Nah, I'm not fat"


And again...Montana. Fuck. No.

I pulled an all-nighter and made up songs at 4 AM with my friends about sexism and gayness. This was once we had gotten bored with the movie trivia dvd. After some time flirting with my best friend's sister, we fell asleep together on the couch. But not before getting some McDonalds at 7 AM. And finally we talked about the many reasons why cereal should be made to be even more "on-the-go" than it already is. This new year should prove to be interesting.

I was fucked up beyond anything, I can't remember a lot of the night and I'm pretty sure I blacked out at 11 and regained my senses about 30 seconds before midnight. Then I took some hits of weed and had to take a drunk friend home who fucking ironically was only slightly more drunk than I was. Threw up a couple of times and then I passed out at a friend's house. Woke up a few hours later with a splitting headache and played Super Smash Bros. with my friends for a couple of hours more.

This must be a really good year.

Yeah, drunk driving. You're good people.

Didn't say I drove.

I think it was implied. What'd you do? Hold their hand and walk 'em home?

Oh, driving was involved, possibly drunk driving but I wasn't the one who drove. We got dropped off and I just had to bring him bad to his pad at 3 in the morning and find some way to get back into his apartment because he left his keys in his jacket which was still at a house party.

Me and my friends built a tower of Vodka bottles.

Unless that was done before or after you got drunk, you didn't do enough drinking because nobody should have that kind of coordination after that much booze.

Or...you know, somebody was sober.

Covered two whole tables in a bar with a pyramid of empty pint glasses.
Pretty sure we drank more than anyone else at the bar.
Good start to a new year... I just hate the cunts who use New year as an excuse for vandalism and violence.