Crestfallen Studios

I kind of got evicted from our house. Too much booze.

But I will be back on June 14th when I move my shit into my new house. HAHAHAHA

Porter, you goddamned rule so hard.

Porter gets banned from the IRC server.
Response: HAHAHAHA, I'd do it again, fucker!

Porter gets evicted for drinking.
Response: HAHAHAHA, I'm drinking right now, dipshits!

Man, this is at least the second time that I can remember Porter telling us of his upcoming Internet troubles and assuring us of his triumphant return. There are undoubtedly others that I'm overlooking.

I love you long time Wellsy. So stop assuming things about me, I'm an angel.

I heart you as well, my Wisconsin brother. Are you back ahead of schedule or has your exile not officially started yet?

Oh hell no, I'm actually posting from computer labs around campus.

So where the hell are you staying?

I'd imagine Porter would be roaming the skies in his ethereal form, scouting out parties and more metal.

Way to go porter, fuck the landlord!

I will be back soon. My computer had to get restored, now my harddrive is shitting on me. 2 hard drives, 1 cup.