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Hey guys, I totally got my dad's credit card. Lets blow 30,000 US dollars (15 euros)!

13 Year old kid convicted of fraud for requesting a 2nd card from his dad's credit card company and blew 30 grand on hookers and halo, I shit you not.

http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390- ... ookers.htm

The hookers who were released without charge told officers they thought something was up when the boys said they were more interested in playing Xbox than getting any 'action'.

Best quote ever.

I want to know what kind of escort service takes credit cards...

They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.

This has to be the best cover story of all time.

The hookers who were released without charge told officers they thought something was up when the boys said they were more interested in playing Xbox than getting any 'action'.

See, they could have gotten off scot-free if ONLY they had went for a few rounds with the whores!

Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.

Well, with that in mind, this could really help his chances.

Greatchickenman wrote:I want to know what kind of escort service takes credit cards...

He had cash on him too, probably took a cash advance on the credit card.

Greatchickenman wrote:I want to know what kind of escort service takes credit cards...

I think Eliot Spitzer might be able to tell you.

People of restricted mental growth maybe; I know with $30000 I wouldn't end the night playing Halo.

I think with $30,000 I would get a custom guitar made for me and then buy a 100W Marshall stack.

This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".