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don't you mean the best holiday ever?

WHAT THE FUCK?!

There is also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

Now we have to look out for vagina demons? I thought STDs were bad enough.

Clearly you've never watched La Blue Girl

It's been a long, long time since I've seen that.

I did have a better one lying around somewhere but I couldn't be bothered to find it.

There is also a legend of a demon that hid inside a young girl and castrated two young men on their wedding nights before a blacksmith fashioned an iron phallus to break the demon's teeth, leading to the enshrinement of the item.

A demon, a blacksmith, and an iron phallus? Awesome. Awesome holiday.
Oh, and he hid inside a "young girl." How young, I wonder? And if she was like 14, how did those guys get close enough to the girl to get castrated?

EDIT: Sooo I clicked a See Also, Vagina dentata!

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas, frequently told as cautionary tales warning of the dangers of sex with strange women.

Erich Neumann relays one such myth in which “A fish inhabits the vagina of the Terrible Mother; the hero is the man who overcomes the Terrible Mother, breaks the teeth out of her vagina, and so makes her into a woman.”

Awesome. Toothed vagina.

OK, any holiday with the name of "Festival of the Iron Phallus" clearly deserves federal holiday status, giving everyone the day off to venerate their local penis shrine to ward off any potential "social diseases."

This topic concerns and excites me on several levels.

p.s. I'm fairly sure Toothed Vagina would make an excellent name for a metal band.

p.p.s. I'm shocked no one has posted this yet:

I've heard of that movie before. Just thinking about it makes me giggle.

Wow, that plot synopsis is something else. Of course, with a horror movie about a toothed vagina munching off penises, what else would you expect?

To be honest, a penis that fights back.

Perhaps an Iron Phallus?

That movie...well...sounds really bad. REALLY dumb. But it got 79% good reviews! Hooray!

Wellsy wrote:Of course, with a horror movie about a toothed vagina munching off penises, what else would you expect?

Sage of the Wise wrote:To be honest, a penis that fights back.

Excellent point. Or at least a penis that might give the toothed vagina the gum disease gingivitis. Or, you know, herpes.