Crestfallen Studios

Everyone has problems, right? Whether it's with people, games, or places that they hate visiting but their parents force them to go. Go ahead and post them here.

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Oh, and problems CAN include hating people deeply, but please don't spam it.

Is "I'm fucking bored" a problem?

I hate Porter. The end.

I hate those wierd, fat, happy kids who play outside my window with their Ice Pops while I don't have any Ice Pops so I steal their Ice Pops and they cry, but the next time I try and steal their Ice Pops they've gotten smarter and they gang up on me so I have to beg them for mercy, and when they least expect it I steal their Ice Pops again but the next day their smarter still and don't fall for my, "I need Ice Pops to live" routine so I have to run away, then I ambush them and take their Ice Pops then run away and start eating them, but they get smarter still and they sneak up on me and mug me of my precious Ice Pops while they have lots of Ice Pops and I don't have any Ice Pops and I'm angry so I hate them. That's my problem, so, really, I'm asking, how can I get some Ice Pops?

You could....buy...? Ice Pops?

Yeah, and then get a ton of your friends to come over with tons of ice pops and beat the living hell out of the fat happy kids. Henceforth, the Ice Pops will be yours. Although if they're like something I saw on this weird Star Trek movie, they'll adapt to being punched after about 3 hits.

But I doubt you live in a Star Trek fantasy land...

Then why buy Ice Pops in the first place huh, why buy them in the first place? And another thing... fr... fr... fri... frien.... frient... no... friend?... FriendSSSSSSSSSSSSS?!?!?!? What do you take me for man!

my life is actually the best. I have no complaints

Burn you Porter! Burn in the flamming Pits!