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Woodchuck question.

Posted:
Mon Apr 05, 2004 8:12 am
by HolsteinCow
How Much Wood Could A WoodChuck Chuck If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood?

Posted:
Mon Apr 05, 2004 4:41 pm
by HumanBean17
Every bit of wood left on this planet... those woodchucks are dangerous, man... it's a good thing they can't chuck wood.

Posted:
Mon Apr 05, 2004 5:21 pm
by Porter
I saw that one comin on..
I also know the answer


Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 5:53 am
by Impossible
The sad thing is, I voted for "STOP]"...
By the way, the real answer is "As M.W.As A.W.C.Would C.I.A.W.C.C.C.W."
Ronald Mcdonald's Bare Ass

Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:57 am
by HolsteinCow
STOP]

Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 12:49 pm
by Greatchickenman
A wood chuck could chuck no such amount of wood because a wood chuck cannot chuck wood.

Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:23 pm
by Fitz Tayo
Well how big is this Wood Chuck? I mean if it's a giant Wood Chuck it may be able to chuck tons of wood. How much does this wood wiegh? What sort of wood? Softwood or Hardwood? The questions should be more like this then:
How much Soft Pine Wood wieghing so-so, can a 500 metre tall Wood Chuck, chuck?

Bet you feel pretty stupid now...

Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:49 pm
by Greatchickenman
None, because woodchucks dont chuck wood.

Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 6:54 pm
by Wouldchuckchuck
How Much Wood WOULD A WoodChuck Chuck If A WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood?
As much wood as a woodchuck would chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Makes perfect sense, dunnit?

Posted:
Tue Apr 06, 2004 7:52 pm
by Porter
nope, the answer is much better.
A woodchuck could chuck all the wood if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Posted:
Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:36 pm
by Fitz Tayo
Great Chicken Man, it's How much wood could it chuck IF it COULD... you're saying If A woodchuck could chuck wood it could not chuck wood.

Posted:
Wed Apr 07, 2004 1:38 pm
by Iteroth
A woodchuck WOULD chuck all the wood he could chuck, IF a woodchuck COULD chuck wood.

Posted:
Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:58 pm
by Porter
trippy shit there Iteroth


Posted:
Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:59 pm
by Excell
I fucked the woodchuck up the ass so he won't be chucking anything for a while.

Posted:
Wed Apr 07, 2004 4:59 pm
by Porter