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WELCOME TO PORTERS NEW PAD

Postby Porter » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:06 pm

Welcome to my new apartment. I as a young college man now have moved into his new apartment in the next step of my life. I hope you enjoy the tour and love my new lifestyle.

Welcome to the kitchen, here it's full of unwashed dishes, until recently we have found the dishwasher, look at my excitement!

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Yes thank you, onto the refridgerator, its contents are the things that keep me and my roomate alive, lets take a look inside my refridgerator shall we?
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I swear I don't know how that got in there, and that finger does not belong to me.

Anyway, we are keeping very cleanly

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uhm, yeah.....we'll get to that right after this is done.

ANYWAY, let me introduce you to my roommate Philip Watry, he will join us on the rest of the tour. Say Hi to Philip

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Let's move onto the living room, this is where all our brainwork gets done.

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..........maybe I should get to that homework, WHICH I WILL!

Onto the next part of my new home, the patio, equiped with any football fans MUST HAVE neccesity....A GRILL!

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good for cookin up brats and burgers during the packer games, mmm mm mmm. ALright, now we can take a tour to the BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE

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we'll leave that at that........

and last but not least, my room, where my typed up essays get done and musical ideas sprawl from my ears.

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and there you have it, my new pad. Wish me luck in college, I shall be here all the time!

I know you're probably thinking, where is my mother when I need her.............

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Postby Iteroth » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:24 pm

...heh... Packers.

Anyway, looks like a great place. I'm all jealous now. :P
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:49 pm

Dear God you're ugly. Did you fall down the ugly tree right into the ugly lake where the ugly pirahna ate you in little pieces then spit you back out and the ugly kings horses and men put you uglily back together again? Because thats how I was made.
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Postby Excell » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:55 pm

Let's see what you look like Bill.
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Postby Porter » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:57 pm

well the kings horses and men put me back together so i could get hot ass
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Postby OverlordBill » Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:00 pm

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I'm so sexy.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:21 am

You have very interesting fingers, Porter.
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Postby Porter » Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:49 am

Those aren't mine, i was taking the picture of course.

my fingers were meant for guitar playing.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:02 am

lucky bastard... I wish i had a filthy apartment
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Any type of female.
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Postby Porter » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:05 am

Telephalsion wrote:lucky bastard... I wish i had a filthy apartment


girls actually like it too, especially since most of the live at home at this peticular college.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:06 am

why! why cruel fate, why did you make me shy, poor and pale? WHY?
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:14 am

Just go to a beach for a week and sun bath. You'll be tan/sunburned in no time.

As for the shy part, start kicking people in the street. After a while you'll either be in jail or cured of da shyniness. I guess you could also steal their wallets...

And since when does anyone like filth?
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Postby Porter » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:18 am

OverlordBill wrote:Just go to a beach for a week and sun bath. You'll be tan/sunburned in no time.

As for the shy part, start kicking people in the street. After a while you'll either be in jail or cured of da shyniness. I guess you could also steal their wallets...

And since when does anyone like filth?


every hear of chicks liking that dirty feet thing? i dont know, all i know is that i like to touch them so whataver they like, power to them.
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:44 am

Man, that's one nice pad.
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Postby rangi » Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:08 pm

You lucky !@#$%^&*(
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