WELCOME TO PORTERS NEW PAD
Welcome to my new apartment. I as a young college man now have moved into his new apartment in the next step of my life. I hope you enjoy the tour and love my new lifestyle.
Welcome to the kitchen, here it's full of unwashed dishes, until recently we have found the dishwasher, look at my excitement!
Yes thank you, onto the refridgerator, its contents are the things that keep me and my roomate alive, lets take a look inside my refridgerator shall we?
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I swear I don't know how that got in there, and that finger does not belong to me.
Anyway, we are keeping very cleanly
uhm, yeah.....we'll get to that right after this is done.
ANYWAY, let me introduce you to my roommate Philip Watry, he will join us on the rest of the tour. Say Hi to Philip
Let's move onto the living room, this is where all our brainwork gets done.
..........maybe I should get to that homework, WHICH I WILL!
Onto the next part of my new home, the patio, equiped with any football fans MUST HAVE neccesity....A GRILL!
good for cookin up brats and burgers during the packer games, mmm mm mmm. ALright, now we can take a tour to the BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
we'll leave that at that........
and last but not least, my room, where my typed up essays get done and musical ideas sprawl from my ears.
and there you have it, my new pad. Wish me luck in college, I shall be here all the time!
I know you're probably thinking, where is my mother when I need her.............

Welcome to the kitchen, here it's full of unwashed dishes, until recently we have found the dishwasher, look at my excitement!
Yes thank you, onto the refridgerator, its contents are the things that keep me and my roomate alive, lets take a look inside my refridgerator shall we?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
I swear I don't know how that got in there, and that finger does not belong to me.
Anyway, we are keeping very cleanly
uhm, yeah.....we'll get to that right after this is done.
ANYWAY, let me introduce you to my roommate Philip Watry, he will join us on the rest of the tour. Say Hi to Philip
Let's move onto the living room, this is where all our brainwork gets done.
..........maybe I should get to that homework, WHICH I WILL!
Onto the next part of my new home, the patio, equiped with any football fans MUST HAVE neccesity....A GRILL!
good for cookin up brats and burgers during the packer games, mmm mm mmm. ALright, now we can take a tour to the BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE
we'll leave that at that........
and last but not least, my room, where my typed up essays get done and musical ideas sprawl from my ears.
and there you have it, my new pad. Wish me luck in college, I shall be here all the time!
I know you're probably thinking, where is my mother when I need her.............