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WELCOME TO PORTERS NEW PAD

PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:06 pm
by Porter
Welcome to my new apartment. I as a young college man now have moved into his new apartment in the next step of my life. I hope you enjoy the tour and love my new lifestyle.

Welcome to the kitchen, here it's full of unwashed dishes, until recently we have found the dishwasher, look at my excitement!

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Yes thank you, onto the refridgerator, its contents are the things that keep me and my roomate alive, lets take a look inside my refridgerator shall we?
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I swear I don't know how that got in there, and that finger does not belong to me.

Anyway, we are keeping very cleanly

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uhm, yeah.....we'll get to that right after this is done.

ANYWAY, let me introduce you to my roommate Philip Watry, he will join us on the rest of the tour. Say Hi to Philip

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Let's move onto the living room, this is where all our brainwork gets done.

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..........maybe I should get to that homework, WHICH I WILL!

Onto the next part of my new home, the patio, equiped with any football fans MUST HAVE neccesity....A GRILL!

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good for cookin up brats and burgers during the packer games, mmm mm mmm. ALright, now we can take a tour to the BEST SEAT IN THE HOUSE

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we'll leave that at that........

and last but not least, my room, where my typed up essays get done and musical ideas sprawl from my ears.

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and there you have it, my new pad. Wish me luck in college, I shall be here all the time!

I know you're probably thinking, where is my mother when I need her.............

:twisted:

PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:24 pm
by Iteroth
...heh... Packers.

Anyway, looks like a great place. I'm all jealous now. :P

PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:49 pm
by OverlordBill
Dear God you're ugly. Did you fall down the ugly tree right into the ugly lake where the ugly pirahna ate you in little pieces then spit you back out and the ugly kings horses and men put you uglily back together again? Because thats how I was made.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:55 pm
by Excell
Let's see what you look like Bill.

PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:57 pm
by Porter
well the kings horses and men put me back together so i could get hot ass

PostPosted: Wed Sep 15, 2004 10:00 pm
by OverlordBill
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I'm so sexy.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:21 am
by EmperorJeramyu
You have very interesting fingers, Porter.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 6:49 am
by Porter
Those aren't mine, i was taking the picture of course.

my fingers were meant for guitar playing.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:02 am
by Telephalsion
lucky bastard... I wish i had a filthy apartment

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:05 am
by Porter
Telephalsion wrote:lucky bastard... I wish i had a filthy apartment


girls actually like it too, especially since most of the live at home at this peticular college.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:06 am
by Telephalsion
why! why cruel fate, why did you make me shy, poor and pale? WHY?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:14 am
by OverlordBill
Just go to a beach for a week and sun bath. You'll be tan/sunburned in no time.

As for the shy part, start kicking people in the street. After a while you'll either be in jail or cured of da shyniness. I guess you could also steal their wallets...

And since when does anyone like filth?

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:18 am
by Porter
OverlordBill wrote:Just go to a beach for a week and sun bath. You'll be tan/sunburned in no time.

As for the shy part, start kicking people in the street. After a while you'll either be in jail or cured of da shyniness. I guess you could also steal their wallets...

And since when does anyone like filth?


every hear of chicks liking that dirty feet thing? i dont know, all i know is that i like to touch them so whataver they like, power to them.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 11:44 am
by Fitz Tayo
Man, that's one nice pad.

PostPosted: Thu Sep 16, 2004 3:08 pm
by rangi
You lucky !@#$%^&*(
I'm searching a new room in Rome and I couldn't find anything yet.