Crestfallen Studios

Okay. I know you've all had a hunch about it for a long time, and I'm going to reveal the truth. I DO have OCD. Along with Tourette's Syndrome. Feel free to make biast remarks about it.

I will now answer some obvious-to-come questions.

NO. I DO NOT SWEAR WITH TOURETTES! Having that problem with it is like a 6% chance of occuring.
With my (I just spell it terrets, cuz it's easier) terrets, I make that noise when you like, crack your voice. If you don't understand why I do it, then read up on it. Basically though it just slowly builds up inside you like a bad itch that you can't reach. Then when you do reach it and scratch it, it still itches, driving you mad. Like those itches you get deep in your ear sometimes. That's my life.

With OCD, I don't kill people. I don't do many things at all. It's just hard to explain. Like, whenever I see corners, I get the same feeling that I get with terrets. It's a mad itch of death.

I am not clinically insane.

No.

Any other questions you have, like do I ever wake up in the middle of the night with a knife in my hand, feel free to ask.

And concerning that. No.

Glenn47 wrote:With OCD, I don't kill people. I don't do many things at all. It's just hard to explain. Like, whenever I see corners, I get the same feeling that I get with terrets. It's a mad itch of death.

This also happens if you play too much Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorrow on XBox Live.... in the dark, with surround sound.

Sorry to hear that, but you seem like a nice enough guy, so I don't think anyone will hold it against you.

And you should start yelling FUCK in the middle of class.

if you see a pie, will you eat it without thinking first?

I thought everyone does that...

I don't i stop to consider the contents of the pie, then value if i will gain form devouring it

Well then, you should die. Just eat the fucking pie!

Yeah. I have a question. Will you come clean my room and child proof my house?

You think I'm a freak? Of course I look at the contents of the pie! That's just common sense! I mean, what if it turned out to be POISONBERRY!!! That would like, kill me.


Yes Bill....I'd love to make your house childproof. And by childproof, I mean we'll make all of the chairs wooden, and a wooden couch. Wooden TV. Everything wood. Kids hate that. Oh, and kids hate clocks too. So have 3 clocks within sight range at all times. That'll keep those kids away.

Hmm... clocks... I like that. Can they be in the shape of farm animals? I do so love my farm animals.

Only if it's sheep. Children hate sheep because they're calm and peaceful, so children can't relate to them. Make sure it's not pigs, because children love pigs.

This reminds me of Chip's topic saying that he wasn't a teacher or whatever the hell he claimed to be. We really don't care.

Glenn47 wrote:Only if it's sheep. Children hate sheep because they're calm and peaceful, so children can't relate to them. Make sure it's not pigs, because children love pigs.

i hate pigs and i love sheep. explain that!

Because you are 18 and you're no longer a child.