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I HATE loud noisy eaters

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 1:14 pm
by Porter
If you fuckin smack your lips and slurp on every 2 chews or so, I will fucking kill you.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:03 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
Eight

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:04 pm
by Flibbo
i fell your pain porter

my dad eats, fart and burps really loudly when we eat and it puts me right of my food

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:09 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
Most of my relatives do the farting and burping during dinner thing, it just makes us laugh.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 2:16 pm
by Flibbo
you've obviously never smelled my father

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:30 pm
by Porter
farting and burping is funny

chewing like fucking donkeys isnt

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:42 pm
by Strayed Wanderer
Does that count as nine?
and I agree.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 5:26 pm
by Impossible
I HATE loud noisy eaters


As opposed to the quiet kind of noisy eaters.

PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 7:00 pm
by Porter
Impossible wrote:
I HATE loud noisy eaters


As opposed to the quiet kind of noisy eaters.


or huge tiny dildos :roll:

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 1:20 pm
by Glenn47
Oxymorons!

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 3:23 pm
by Telephalsion
I chew with my mouth closed

then I swallow, the only time i make noises is twhen chewing gum

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 7:05 pm
by Porter
well you can chew with your mouth open. I know lots of people who do that, and STILL can do that without making a sound.

It's the people who make noise, really bad noise.

PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 9:00 pm
by HolsteinCow
Chew with your mouth fucking closed. If I couldn't stress my point enough, play NAKED HERO 3~ and you rape little kids !!!~

PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 12:40 pm
by Porter
i also really hate it when he comes in my room eating, then i leave the room and leave him in it, he comes out, i go back in and shut the door.

he chews like a donkey, and i'm gonna record it one day on my microphone

PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 2:46 am
by Teenr0cker
I know what you mean....I wish there was a 5,10,15,or 20 foot restraining order on my brother sometimes.... and he freaking pisses the hell outta me when he eats those damn pringles!!!!!He puts the whole chip in his mouth and opens his mouth while hes breaking it with his tongue ( for extra volume)...now gaze upon my frownies (unhappy smilies) :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ..frownies...sounds like brownies....mmmm