Crestfallen Studios

Well, I was presented with some bad information a while ago. It turns out I didn't hand in a few assignments, and if I hadn't handed them in by monday of the next week, I'll fail science.

So, I confronted my friend Patrick, and asked him to send his assignments through MSN, and I'de revise them to look like my work.

Now... Here's a bit of a dialogue of our conversation ->

Patrick - "Actually, my computer has 300 viruses on it now".

Me - "Wha..."

Patrick - "Actually, it's really strange, because yesterday I only had 10 viruses".

Me - "..."

Patrick - "It messed up my computer, see, I used to have 5 Ghz of graphics card or something, but after I downloaded about 10 gigabytes of items, my ghz wen't down to 1"

Me - "(Oh god...)"

Patrick - "Yeah, so my computer isn't fast anymore, so if I send you the file it'll probably be really slow".

Me - "Patrick, it's a .txt file".

Patrick - "A really slow one".

Me - "No, but..."

Patrick - "Dude, I said slow, I can't send it to you. Only 1 ghz!!!"

By this time, I had lost all respect for my friend, and felt like banging my head against a wall, continously.

By the way, this is a true story, not something I made up to make you guys laugh.

...Whats Patrick's IQ?

Haha, your friend went soft and didn't want to cheat. He stopped liking you. The only answer. In fact, he talks about you behind your back about how annoying you've become lately. He thinks you've changed dramatically, and that him confronting you would only make it worse. Don't worry, someone will confront you soon enough, but you'll still lose all of your friends.

Is his last name Starr?

Haha, nice Glenn (damn you to hell) very nice

By the way, Patrick isn't overly stupid, but really doesn't know computers...

Also, in class a little after I wrote that, I found out that he hadn't done the assignment I wanted from him. I mean, if you're going to cover up not doing work, don't make up something like THAT... Good for a few laughs though.

uhm, maybe Pat was making a *hint hint*