Crestfallen Studios

As some of you may know (if you're not a complete retard), I am Cocoa O Muerto, and I'm an American. Not only am I an American, I am a Genetically Enhanced Nano Augmented Air Assault Uber Monkey. Now I know that's a long intimidating title and half of you panzies pissed yer pants already, but I'm not going to kill anybody today, yet. Well I just wanted to let you know that DUMBS is in it's Re-Re-Development Gold edition phase. What does that mean? It means you can get a piece of the ass-kissing while it's prime. So if any of you ham-n-eggers wants to call me a genious or whatever hell, go ahead. There's plenty of brown for the noses.

Cocoa, you're so smart and sexy. Let's make a baby.

He's an American. 'Nuff said.

hear from higher sources that you suck?


So when are you coming out with your spin version of the way you damn genious

OMG its Coacola.

Cocoa you are:

Sexy
All-Knowing
the best, better than all the rest
a genius
in my will
Swish worthy (you arn't from shrewbury so you probably dont understand just how good that is)
My God
Everyone else's God (or else)
good enough to be a porn star

in short, you are Cocoa

wow look at the bown nosing.

Cocoa you are NOT:

Sexy
All-Knowing
the best, better than all the rest
a genius
in my will
Swish worthy (you arn't from shrewbury so you probably dont understand just how good that is)
My God
Everyone else's God (or else)
good enough to be a porn star

in short, you are an Idiot.

Teppic I hope you fucking die. Seriously. Choke.

Cocoa, the Infernal Gods of Gothicness love you. And so do I. Marry me.

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i betting half of you don't know cocoa's claim to fame

He's the original creator of The Way, obviously. And his penis theories are pretty fucking...fucked up.
And, of course, there's his easter-egg. And let's not forget the fact that he makes up 51% of Crestfallen Studios.

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