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If you could have any super powers, what would they be?

Postby Fitz Tayo » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:39 pm

What super powers would you have if you could have them? And what would you do with them? Personally, I would want the Ability to be God, and I would use my powers to... toy with all your lives... mwa hahah... yeah so if you could answer the question... please...
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Postby Porter » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:41 pm

an 8 inch penis
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Postby Iteroth » Tue Apr 20, 2004 4:50 pm

The power of the universe is too limited for my wishes, as my desires to rule the cosmos extend beyond the realms of physical perception. No, my tastes in power lie elsewhere. Perhaps by delving into the subconcious of the recently deceased I may attain a state whereby ultimate power is not only possible, but necessary. Indeed, the powers of the Fates shall rest in my hands, not only accessible to me, but forever bound to my will. I shall command the dimensions of reality with a fury never before seen on this Earth! Truely, my powers will lack nothing save modesty. With my army of winged steel elephants, conquering the world of humans will be an easy task, and when there are none left existing of thier own will on this dreary speck, my wrath will extend to galaxies previously unknown to pitiful mortals.

Sigh, it's almost too much for one day...
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:35 pm

The power to stop all "If..." topics dead.

Oh wait, I already do :wink:
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Postby Greatchickenman » Tue Apr 20, 2004 6:38 pm

An eight inch penis isn't a superpower! I already have one and i'm no superhero! Anyway, My superpower would be to have any superpower. Ha. I win.
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Postby Porter » Tue Apr 20, 2004 7:57 pm

Greatchickenman wrote:An eight inch penis isn't a superpower! I already have one and i'm no superhero! Anyway, My superpower would be to have any superpower. Ha. I win.


you could've done way better than that.
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Postby Excell » Tue Apr 20, 2004 8:18 pm

My superpower is a dick with a magic ring on it that can pierce through and destroy all of GCM's super powers! GET READY FOR SOME ANAL!!!!!!!!!

Actually, my superpower would be to be able to bang any girl I want and never be thought of as below an amazingly perfect fuck.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Wed Apr 21, 2004 3:55 am

Is becoming the Phantom Slasher a superpower...?
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Postby Porter » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:24 am

Strayed Wanderer wrote:Is becoming the Phantom Slasher a superpower...?


Does the phantom slasher have superpowers? Is he a super power? If yes to either of these, I'd say your good
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Postby Exiled » Wed Apr 21, 2004 6:44 am

Unlimited knowledge... if I have that, then I have everything.
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Postby BustermanZero » Wed Apr 21, 2004 7:54 am

What show featured those really creepy guys that had a limited control over time and space?
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Postby Leo » Wed Apr 21, 2004 8:50 am

Batman?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Wed Apr 21, 2004 5:48 pm

Ok, my superpower would be the ability to manipulate whoever I want. That way I can do what ever I want with them. I would have the world under my grasp, and later, the cosmos!
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Postby Fitz Tayo » Thu Apr 22, 2004 11:03 am

I can see nearly all in this forum are power crazed nutters who want eternal power to destory and control things... weird isn't that?
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Apr 22, 2004 1:46 pm

Not really... Actually I don't want to destroy things. If everything is under the control of one nation, people stop fighting.
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