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Aphorisms and Haiku

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:48 pm
by Teenr0cker
An Aphorism is a brief saying embodying a moral, a concise statement of a principle or precept given in pointed words. These are little words of wisdom that better ones personal life in some aspect. Below are some examples:


Poor Richards Almanac, by Ben Franklin

A penny saved is a penny earned.

More men have been made slaves by their wealth, than have been freed by it.


One I found on a sig and have used occasionally:
Trust those who seek the truth, not those who claim to have found it

I would like, just out of leisure, for you to try making one yourself. Some can be ripoffs of actual ones, but as long as its not official (and I dont mean changing a word or two) and it makes a good point, it should be fine. This is just for fun: I reiterate this as to strongly reccommend that you at least post one of your own if you are also going to say something else. If you wish to post an aphorism that is insulting to another, as long as it qualifies as an aphorism, it will be fine.

And if you want to do something else to insult one another, you may do so via Haiku. We all should know Haiku by now. 3 lines, first and third are 5 syllables and the middle is 7. There are variations, but as long as it hits 17 syllables, its all good.


It is at this time I implore Jeramyu and Porter to remove any non-haiku or non-aphorism posts that may be posted. I give you my full support to lock this forum if you see it goes too far off-topic. And if anyone does go off topic, you shalt be deemed "queer that talks too much and nobody likes" and if you have no concern with any of this "poetic crap" then simply ignore this topic like so many others. If nobody finds any interest in this at all, then let me apoligize in advance.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:09 pm
by War
Not the best one ever, but still a pretty good one:

One can not lead if one does not know what to lead or if they can lead.

I know tons of them I just can't think of them right now. I will post more later.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:35 pm
by Teenr0cker
A bunny who fills
extra pages with his pain
I must say: ouchies

Check my filler bunny topic!

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:19 pm
by Grand Admiral Thrawn
I found this in the Wheel of Time series, said frequently by the Aiel, and I really liked it:

Life is but a dream, and all dreams must end.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 11:27 pm
by Takarious
Bill smells like tuna
Michael Jackson likes young boys
Inderos smokes cock

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 8:46 am
by Teenr0cker
A twist-off top can be opened with a bottle cap opener

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:03 pm
by Greatchickenman
But you can't twist off an untwistable bottle cap.

PostPosted: Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:24 pm
by War
You read a story for its story not its end.

PostPosted: Thu Feb 03, 2005 5:16 pm
by Teenr0cker
But you can't twist off an untwistable bottle cap



There is a problem
And there is a solution
KFC Chicken


Forget you and your...logic

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 5:09 pm
by Teenr0cker
This is a bad week
I have some school Projects due
Woe is my life now

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:02 pm
by Inderos
My English teacher gave us a haiku assignment on Friday, we each had to write five. I'll post some of mine, even though they're more serious then the ones Teen is posting.


The sea rolled- salt choked,
And clouds swallowed my pale sky,
The rain- when I die.

Ubiquitous He,
It can only be a dream,
Run blind- little sheep.

The absinthe leaves,
Mixed color of silver and green,
I see you, in me.


I know haiku don't have to rhyme, but mine have a tendency to anyway.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:52 pm
by Teenr0cker
You dishonored me,
So I ask you, when you speak,
Does anyone care?




Early to bed and early to rise means you fail the test you should've crammed for the night before.



w00t

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:03 pm
by Takarious
One mans trash is another mans wife. And one mans wife is another mans prostitute.

PostPosted: Mon Feb 07, 2005 10:04 pm
by Excell
Yo, if my wife ever cheated on me.......I can't even describe in words how badly I would want to beat her. I don't hit people but my God would I wanna slap a bitch. :lol:

PostPosted: Tue Feb 08, 2005 12:02 am
by Inderos
Oh man, I love the question, "Did you stop beating your wife?" I mean, if you say yes, then it means you beat her before, and if you say no... You still do. :)