Parking Violation
Posted: Sun Feb 13, 2005 3:57 pmAlright, I was going through my desk yesterday, looking for porno mags or something, when I found my old "Parking Violation" Tickets I used to use frequently. Now, these are no ordinary violations. In fact, I would deliberately try to get a parking ticket if I knew they would be in the following format:
________________ - __________________________
State - License Number
__________________ - __________________________
Time - Make of Automobile
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would recieve two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catagories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
With My Compliments
________________ - __________________________
State - License Number
__________________ - __________________________
Time - Make of Automobile
This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would recieve two. Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goat, and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself. Besides, I don't like domineering egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these catagories.
I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.) Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.
With My Compliments
