On the issue of the limits of improper punctuation.
Posted: Mon May 08, 2006 5:16 pmA previous event has indicated to me that you are all idiots.
Also, suck my dick.
In this event, several posters decided that they would flaunt their incompetance by attempting to correct me on various punctuation errors. This is because they have small penises and know that I am smarter than them. These people made the hilarious error of equating misplaced commas, and a single spelling error to a grammatical tragedy, and the horrific use of periods. In the former case, the the understanding of the written statement is only confused slightly, and only with regards to pauses in verbal recital, while the latter case exhibits an intellectual felony, wherein the writer both constructed a sentence so grammatically remiss that the intended message was impossible to discern, as well as using a form of punctuation that doesn't even exist.
In summary, I'm not wrong, everyone else is; and I would request that you all lick my hairy asshole.
Edit: If you guys were as cool as me you'd find this hilarious. =)
Also, suck my dick.
In this event, several posters decided that they would flaunt their incompetance by attempting to correct me on various punctuation errors. This is because they have small penises and know that I am smarter than them. These people made the hilarious error of equating misplaced commas, and a single spelling error to a grammatical tragedy, and the horrific use of periods. In the former case, the the understanding of the written statement is only confused slightly, and only with regards to pauses in verbal recital, while the latter case exhibits an intellectual felony, wherein the writer both constructed a sentence so grammatically remiss that the intended message was impossible to discern, as well as using a form of punctuation that doesn't even exist.
In summary, I'm not wrong, everyone else is; and I would request that you all lick my hairy asshole.
Edit: If you guys were as cool as me you'd find this hilarious. =)