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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:07 pm

Why is it that Alan is (as far as I know) the only character in the way with many names, others simply say I am:

Bob of Marna
Gaius of Xor
Rhue of Landorin
etcetera etcetera.

Alan says: I am Alanthreonus Phillipe Straphachar.

Notice that he doesn't say his stretch, most other wanderers do. I just find that a little, perculiar.
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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:12 pm

Maybe Alan is The Way incarnate. So he can't be of any stretch.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:40 pm

something like that OR alan is a survivor or landorin so he's secretive!!!!
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Postby Greatchickenman » Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:48 pm

If Alan was Way Incarnate he would have been able to kick slade's ass.
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Postby Excell » Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:32 pm

Maybe he's just so arrogant that he gave himself a last name.....and a middle name.
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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:07 am

I agree with Excell... and if you ever spell out etc. again, I will hunt you down, devour your soul, and sell your innards to a homeless vietnamese family.
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Postby Telephalsion » Fri Jul 02, 2004 3:33 am

spell out what?

Alanthreonus Phillipe Straphachar?
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Jul 02, 2004 6:54 am

No. Etcetera. Etc. is the abbreviated version of Etcetera.

What? You didn't tell me I couldn't say it.
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Postby blaksun » Fri Jul 02, 2004 10:48 am

Straphachar?

Sounds like a Stretch to me. :roll:
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:06 pm

Alan is like Hitler, only fatter and with stupid hair. Wait, that was my description for Eggman. Stupid fucking name, eh?
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Jul 02, 2004 1:07 pm

Also, don't forget about Bare Head Bob. Or Bald Head Bob. Whatever.
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." (Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio)
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Oh my God! Shocking Revelation!

Postby [nameless] » Fri Jul 02, 2004 7:37 pm

Hey! :shock: I just realized. Y'know how the WGB says there's something unique about the Pharaphalyn which distinguishes him from other wanderers?
-It's the name!
Holy cow... all this time Alantheroneous Phillipe Straphachachar, apparent overeducated yokel with delusions of grandeur, was actually the Pharaphalyn!

I can't believe I didn't see it sooner.
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Postby OverlordBill » Fri Jul 02, 2004 7:49 pm

You know, I wonder if you're right and Luns reading that right now saying, OH SHIT! THEY FOUND IT OUT! And has proceded to rewrite the entire script. I guess we'll never know...
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Postby Berserker » Sat Jul 03, 2004 6:37 am

Or maybe he's saying "I should release another episode before they go totally crazy" :lol:
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HAR!

Postby TempestTide » Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:28 am

That theory is quite possible, but I beliebe that Alan is simply highly doped up on some strong drug, whihc causes him to babble mindlessly.

In fact, the name he says is simply jibberish. His real name is Frederick.
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