It's rwabbit season!
So a very good friend of mine lost himself in this game and demands I play it now but I must know something in advance prior to me taking the plunge. I made a pun!
Here I was minding my own business and enjoying a nice walk and I came across a rabbit! Now I know Elmer told me it was duck season but I was feeling awfully hungry so I ignored that for now. I remember being told this kind of rabbit in particular had bad eyesight because it didn't like eating carrots and sat in front of a monitor screen all day long. This being the case I figured I had a pretty good chance at catching it. As I was trying to catch that nearsighted little bastard of a rabbit I had some strange sense of déjà vu that the higher powers that be have made me try my hand at this hundreds of times over. After many hours (20 minutes) of frustration I was elated at the realization that I could end my pangs of hunger with some delicious rabbit stew! Or so I thought....
Now I need to know one thing in particular before I will play through the game. DO I GET TO KILL THAT ^@$#& #^@ LITTLE PUNK STRATA?! The only exception would be if I can ruin and kill everything he's ever loved and leave him so distraught, miserable, and crippled to the point where he can't end his own life that he will suffer the agony of having to live on.
Here I was minding my own business and enjoying a nice walk and I came across a rabbit! Now I know Elmer told me it was duck season but I was feeling awfully hungry so I ignored that for now. I remember being told this kind of rabbit in particular had bad eyesight because it didn't like eating carrots and sat in front of a monitor screen all day long. This being the case I figured I had a pretty good chance at catching it. As I was trying to catch that nearsighted little bastard of a rabbit I had some strange sense of déjà vu that the higher powers that be have made me try my hand at this hundreds of times over. After many hours (20 minutes) of frustration I was elated at the realization that I could end my pangs of hunger with some delicious rabbit stew! Or so I thought....
Now I need to know one thing in particular before I will play through the game. DO I GET TO KILL THAT ^@$#& #^@ LITTLE PUNK STRATA?! The only exception would be if I can ruin and kill everything he's ever loved and leave him so distraught, miserable, and crippled to the point where he can't end his own life that he will suffer the agony of having to live on.
