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It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Fri Apr 10, 2009 10:47 pm
by IFreeAlbinoman
So a very good friend of mine lost himself in this game and demands I play it now but I must know something in advance prior to me taking the plunge. I made a pun!

Here I was minding my own business and enjoying a nice walk and I came across a rabbit! Now I know Elmer told me it was duck season but I was feeling awfully hungry so I ignored that for now. I remember being told this kind of rabbit in particular had bad eyesight because it didn't like eating carrots and sat in front of a monitor screen all day long. This being the case I figured I had a pretty good chance at catching it. As I was trying to catch that nearsighted little bastard of a rabbit I had some strange sense of déjà vu that the higher powers that be have made me try my hand at this hundreds of times over. After many hours (20 minutes) of frustration I was elated at the realization that I could end my pangs of hunger with some delicious rabbit stew! Or so I thought....

Now I need to know one thing in particular before I will play through the game. DO I GET TO KILL THAT ^@$#& #^@ LITTLE PUNK STRATA?! The only exception would be if I can ruin and kill everything he's ever loved and leave him so distraught, miserable, and crippled to the point where he can't end his own life that he will suffer the agony of having to live on.

Re: It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 1:34 am
by Sage Of The Wise
I'd say based on what you said here you'll be satisfied eventually, but your going to need to be patient.

Re: It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 11, 2009 9:51 am
by PsychicK
Big Lol.

Don't worry, you'll make him miserable, as well as just about every other character in the game. The Way is so awesome.

Re: It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 2:19 pm
by Malefact
Hah! I felt the exact same way when that cock(ne)y git sliced me open and left me to die. As Sage said, you might well get what you want. You'll be tormented a lot more by Strata before that happens, though.

Re: It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 4:35 pm
by Sling
You get to kill everything he loved although not in the way you think.

Re: It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:52 am
by Elachim
Justice shall indeed be yours.

Heh.

Re: It's rwabbit season!

PostPosted: Mon Apr 20, 2009 3:15 pm
by Malefact
Elachim wrote:Heh.


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