Crestfallen Studios

The following is from a shirt I bought from Hot Topic...It's all there... read on!

There is no problem that cannot be overcome by force.

If it moves, DESTROY IT!!!.

Piloting any vehicle is simple and requires no training.

One lone "good guy" can defeat an infinite number of "badguys".

Make sure you eat all food lying on the ground.

You can break things and get away with it.

You can push other vehicles off the road and get away with it.

If someone dies, they disappear.

If you get mad enough, you can fight even better.

You can overcome most adversaries simply by having enough quarters.

You can operate all weapons without training.

No matter how long you fight, you can always fight again.

Is is reversible (only for you!).

Ninjas are common and fight frequently in public.

Whenever big fat mean guys are about to croak, they begin flashing red or yellow.

You never run out of ammunition, just grenades.

All women wear revealing clothes and have great bodies.

Shoot everything. If it blows up or dies, it was bad.

Don't worry if your vehicle crashes or explodes. A new vehicle will appear in its place.

A thousand-to-one odds against you is NOT a problem.

That's about games!? Those are my rules of life!

well they had to keep it kosher for the public, so they made it for games...>_>....<_< yeah, games....

Edit: Double a batteries is yes also.

If it moves, DESTROY IT!!!.

i don't really like this saying, this one is much better

If it moves, screw it. if it doesn't, screw it until it does

Which explains SO much!

SO

why i'm always pointing my mouse on that stupid thing! it must be blue, isnt it?

If someone dies, they disappear.

they do! do you saw some dead gyu on zat place, where he died? after some time have passed?