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by **Aegis** » Tue Sep 06, 2005 2:29 pm

It's just like, Huh? Wow man, wow.

by **TeppicTheBloodLyn** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:53 am

Jonesy wrote:
When the space planes had reached Teegeeack, the paralysed people were unloaded and stacked around the bases of volcanoes across the planet. Hydrogen bombs were lowered into the volcanoes, and all were detonated simultaneously. Only a few people's physical bodies survived. Hubbard described the scene in his abortive film script, Revolt in the Stars:

Why the hell would you need hydrogen bombs when they were submerged in a fucking volcano, pardon my french?

by **Flibbo** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 8:59 am

perhaps a religion created by a science fiction writer is exempt from realistic situations?

by **Sephiroth555** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 9:25 am

Impossible wrote:Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period.

Ah how I've missed your arrogance and stubborness Impossible.

by **TeppicTheBloodLyn** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 11:10 am

Sephiroth555 wrote:
Impossible wrote:Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period.

Ah how I've missed your arrogance and stubborness Impossible.

That is actually a qoute by Tom Cruise. It also appears in "You are a fucking moron 11"

by **Impossible** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 5:44 pm

Sephiroth555 wrote:
Impossible wrote:Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period.

Ah how I've missed your arrogance and stubborness Impossible.

YES, LET'S COMPLETELY IGNORE CONTEXT AND INFORMATION IN OTHER POSTS! I MISSED YOUR IGNORANCE AS WELL!

by **Sephiroth555** » Mon Sep 26, 2005 10:35 pm

Impossible wrote:
Sephiroth555 wrote:
Impossible wrote:Some people, well, if they don't like Scientology, well, then, fuck you. Really. Fuck you. Period.

Ah how I've missed your arrogance and stubborness Impossible.

YES, LET'S COMPLETELY IGNORE CONTEXT AND INFORMATION IN OTHER POSTS! I MISSED YOUR IGNORANCE AS WELL!

YAY!

WE MISSED EACH OTHER!

by **RentACop** » Fri Sep 30, 2005 10:42 am

During a commercial, Tom unleashed the full power of his dianetics upon Oprah. A horrified audience member managed to capture some of the attack on his camera-phone.

Where is your god now?

by **Forerunner** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 4:27 am

What the fuck?

by **Sage Of The Wise** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 8:11 am

I saw that months ago. Its much better with the full sound and everything.

by **RentACop** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:20 pm

I'd like to see a link to that, if you would, the only decent-sized thing I could find was just a screen shot.

by **Sage Of The Wise** » Sun Oct 02, 2005 7:39 pm

here:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=11120

Its really not hard to find though, just search "Tom Cruise Kills Oprah" What I want to know is what they were doing in the first place...

by **Shindy** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 7:36 am

holy shit.

by **RentACop** » Mon Oct 03, 2005 10:20 am

Yeah. That's certainly in the running for "Best thing I've ever seen".

by **Wellsy** » Wed Oct 05, 2005 3:15 am

Pretty funny, though I would have liked it better if Tom Cruise had cut off Oprah's arm and then flung her out the nearest window to fall to her death . . . :wink:

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