And instead of buying you all presents like a good fellow, I've made you a Christmas Card:
P.S. - Anybody who makes fun of my tree will be dead within the hour.
Moderators: Porter, EmperorJeramyu, Telephalsion
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
Occurrence of Something wrote:Porter gets a speedo.
Tele gets a nine-inch vibrating dildo.
Strayed gets love. Magical Christmas love.
ReaperGal shares Porter's speedo.
Glenn gets a jar full of human urine. Some of it is mine.
And Jeramyu gets cake. Chocolate cake. Shaped like naked women.
ReaperGal wrote:Occurrence of Something wrote:Porter gets a speedo.
Tele gets a nine-inch vibrating dildo.
Strayed gets love. Magical Christmas love.
ReaperGal shares Porter's speedo.
Glenn gets a jar full of human urine. Some of it is mine.
And Jeramyu gets cake. Chocolate cake. Shaped like naked women.
Cant I share Tele's dildo?
EDIT: I realize I made two posts about dildos in less than a few minutes. It's acknowledged, now we can put it behind us.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Black-Cat wrote:Only the ones with egos made of steel can withstand the scourge of emotional deterioration often referred to as "having no life".

Black-Cat wrote:Only the ones with egos made of steel can withstand the scourge of emotional deterioration often referred to as "having no life".
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