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Postby Fitz Tayo » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:46 am

It is VERY EASY to ignore the drinking/smoking/sex age restriction laws.
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Postby Flibbo » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:58 am

Fitz Tayo wrote:It is VERY EASY to ignore the drinking/smoking/sex age restriction laws.

True that. Theres a guy at our school who has openly done weed for the past year and a half and none of the teachers care and an underage girl in our school who recently gave birth after having sex with a hobo.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Jan 23, 2006 10:04 am

Flibbo. that's gross on so many levels
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Postby Jasonflare » Mon Jan 23, 2006 12:51 pm

OMG!!! :shock:
Really...agh. I need to throw up. :arrow:
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Postby Poenaensis » Mon Jan 23, 2006 1:46 pm

Well, i'm not an alcoholic, but I do ignore the drinking laws. If I go to the pub I have 2-3 pints and I go 1-2 times a week on average.
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Postby Flibbo » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:41 pm

Telephalsion wrote:Flibbo. that's gross on so many levels

Jasonflare wrote:OMG!!! :shock:
Really...agh. I need to throw up. :arrow:


I know. Whats worse is that she's fat, ugly, dumb and a chav. The kid is doomed.
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Postby Telephalsion » Mon Jan 23, 2006 2:48 pm

Yeah, move on or I'm gonna lock since it's giving me nightmares
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Any type of female.
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Postby Asra » Tue Jan 24, 2006 8:28 am

Telephalsion wrote:Yeah, move on or I'm gonna lock since it's giving me nightmares

So to celebrate you bought craploads of scrap metal right?
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:02 am

Pretty much, scrap metal rules. It's almost better than Lego, almost.
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Postby Flibbo » Tue Jan 24, 2006 10:38 am

Asra wrote:So to celebrate you bought craploads of scrap metal right?

Sadly i was unable to find a trade man on such short notice, but i will buy some, just because i can.
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Postby Sling » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:51 am

It's good to see that so many people hold the law in
disregard, but since when have there ever been
laws about scrap metal? Knives and swords, but
not scrap metal.
In this day and age, an era where there are people who actually throw shit at each other, anything, could be possible.
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Postby Teenr0cker » Wed Jan 25, 2006 5:55 am

Reaper and Gentlemen, I do believe he raises a very good point. However, it's far from interesting, so I'll give you this instead:


http://drmcninja.com/index.html

Behold....Dr McNinja....the coolest Ninja Doctor evar!
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Postby Escreon » Wed Jan 25, 2006 12:45 pm

...NINJA DOCTOR!!!
Original Ending:

Image
Unseen: Lyn Copyright Lawyers destroy whole of way.
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Postby Telephalsion » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:39 pm

Dr McNinja might be the best doctor ever, possibly the best ninja too, making him twice as best as anyone else.
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Postby avatarmonkeykirby » Wed Jan 25, 2006 3:38 pm

Go scrap metal!
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