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Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
I remember when I was only nine years old. My father thought it wise to provide my two brothers and I with a new basball bat. This was not a fork and was thus assumed safe for my use. How wrong he was. The plastic had not even been off the bat for an hour before I mercilessly clobbered my middle brother with a well placed strike between the eyes. I rushed my brother to screen door leading into the house and was about to help him in when my brother screamed, "No! I can't bleed on the carpet! Mom will kill me." Please keep in mind this is why I had been forbidden the use of forks in the first place. My Mom laid down some newpaper and rushed my bleeding brother through the house and into the car for a trip to the hospital. Tears welled up in my eyes because I thought I had killed him. (good thing I'm a lousy baseball player). My Father took my youngest brother and I to a restraunt and bought us icecream while my middle brother was stitched up. Once again a spoon was involved and I was spared further injury. I still tease my brother that he got a scar and I got icecream.
Sage Of The Wise wrote:This sounds like the beginning of a sitcom. Think about it: "Coming this fall to Fox, Ralphie and the Hooker".
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