by Glenn47 » Sun Nov 21, 2004 5:20 pm
Besides, you're not right on what to call it just because that's what it was originally called. The slime tree is known as the slime tree, but it's original name is The Tree That Rose. VERY bad example, but still. Just because it used to be one thing doesn't mean that's the only thing it can be. People made the name, and people change the name. That's how it works. If the company calls itself Subway, then they're not gonna call the sandwiches they make hoagies. Otherwise they'd be Hoagieway. Who the hell would eat at a place called Hoagieway? I wouldn't. Well maybe. Depends on how good their hoagies were. Oh, and I'm pretty sure when beef jerky was made, they didn't originally call it beef jerky. It was made a LONG time ago, so they probably said, "Mmm, derple..." because everyone knows the original name for jerky was derple. That was before existing was invented. Cuz back then names didn't have to mean anything. It could be portibala one day and zanabara the next. Because nobody could remember the names they gave things. When you were little, and you heard a word on TV you didn't know, and you went to ask what it meant, by the time it gets out of your mouth to your parents, it makes no sense whatsoever. "Mommy, what does shusuppishial mean?" When the word was originally parallelogram. See? That's how life works. Nobody means what they say, and nobody says what they should, because Seinfeld is on in five minutes. And if you think that people actually watch that show because it's funny, then take a good look at yourself in the mirror, and ask yourself, "Who am I?" It will tell you a lot. It will tell you that you are a person with no knowledge of the words soda or hoagie, and that perhaps you should rethink your life and go back to medical school to be like Fraizer. Then come to cheers, and we'll get you a drink, and Norm will make witty jokes about his wife.
Pff, gravy is gravy. That's all I gotta say on that.
Gil212 wrote:ps. I'm a girl btw
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