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by War » Thu Aug 19, 2004 11:09 am
Someone get the log from last night when Yuri got banned from the forums and the IRC channel.
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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by Telephalsion » Thu Aug 19, 2004 11:44 am
Someone get the logs were everyone became war
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Any type of female.
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by War » Mon Aug 23, 2004 9:40 am
<WarV> P-P-P-Power
<OverlordBill> What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
<WarV> SOmethign I lock deep with in my lips
<WarV> I can fell it breaking through with each and every kiss
<OverlordBill> ...
<OverlordBill> I knew you were gay.
<OverlordBill> Hey, lets have an orgy!
<WarV> no
<WarV> I'm not gay
<WarV> I had more to say there ,but i forgot it
<OverlordBill> <WarV> I'm gay
<WarV> <OverlordBill> I gay.
<OverlordBill> <WarV> I gay.
<WarV> <OverlordBill> I'm gay
<OverlordBill> <WarV> I'm gay
<WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill>I'm gay
<OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> I'm gay
<WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill>I'm gay
<WarV> ok ok lets just say Impossible is gay
<WarV> since it seems he wants to fcuk us
<OverlordBill> Oh.
<OverlordBill> Alright.
<OverlordBill> I'll go with that.
* Retrieving #theway info...
[11.34.22 AM] * WarV changes topic to 'Porters Song Of The Day (Monday): Mike Pinder - Upside Down // Impossible wants to FCUK you'
<OverlordBill> What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis?
<WarV> SOmethign I lock deep with in my lips
<WarV> I can fell it breaking through with each and every kiss
<OverlordBill> ...
<OverlordBill> I knew you were gay.
<OverlordBill> Hey, lets have an orgy!
<WarV> no
<WarV> I'm not gay
<WarV> I had more to say there ,but i forgot it
<OverlordBill> <WarV> I'm gay
<WarV> <OverlordBill> I gay.
<OverlordBill> <WarV> I gay.
<WarV> <OverlordBill> I'm gay
<OverlordBill> <WarV> I'm gay
<WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill>I'm gay
<OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> I'm gay
<WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill> <WarV> <OverlordBill>I'm gay
<WarV> ok ok lets just say Impossible is gay
<WarV> since it seems he wants to fcuk us
<OverlordBill> Oh.
<OverlordBill> Alright.
<OverlordBill> I'll go with that.
* Retrieving #theway info...
[11.34.22 AM] * WarV changes topic to 'Porters Song Of The Day (Monday): Mike Pinder - Upside Down // Impossible wants to FCUK you'
<WarV> You know what this place needs?
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
<Strayed> hookers?
<@Jeramyu> boobs?
<WarV> How about hookers WITH boobs!
<Strayed> I don't like fat guys.
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by EmperorJeramyu » Mon Aug 23, 2004 3:04 pm
[14:32] <OverlordBill> I say we throw someone off a bridge.
[14:32] * Jeramyu throws Jupiter off a bridge
[14:32] <Fitz> Jupiter!
[14:32] <Fitz> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:33] <Fitz> -Screen pans down towards Fitz's face, saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-
[14:33] <Jeramyu> k...
[14:33] <Fitz> Oscar winning moment I say
[14:34] <OverlordBill> No.
[14:34] <Fitz> But I do say
[14:34] <OverlordBill> You get a Tony.
[14:34] <Fitz> ... gee... whoop-de-doo
[14:34] <Jeramyu> A Tony the Tiger! BAHAHAHA!
[14:34] <Fitz> You should be a stand up
[14:35] <OverlordBill> ... Same humor as ever I see.
[14:35] <Jeramyu> I actually prefer sitting. BAHAHAHAHA!
[14:35] <OverlordBill> That's how we know its really you Jeramyu.
[14:35] <Fitz> Though I think Frosties might be better than a Tony
[14:35] <Jeramyu> I'd prefer some Oreo-Os
[14:35] <Fitz> Yeah, Orea-Os are nice
[14:37] <OverlordBill> Wow! I found a whole raspberry in my Wegmans Lemon flavored yogurt!
[14:37] <Fitz> Bill, did you put it there?
[14:37] <OverlordBill> No.
[14:37] <Fitz> Really?
[14:37] <OverlordBill> Really.
[14:38] <Fitz> Honestly?
[14:38] <OverlordBill> Scout's honor.
[14:38] <Fitz> Truely?
[14:39] <OverlordBill> YES! NOW SHUT UP.
[14:39] <Fitz> Positive?
[14:40] <OverlordBill> Yes.
[14:40] <Fitz> Sure?
[14:40] <OverlordBill> I'M SURE.
[14:40] <Fitz> Don't want to reconsider?
[14:40] <OverlordBill> + ignore you.
[14:41] <Fitz> Really?
[14:42] <Jeramyu> Yes
[14:42] <Jeramyu> I can attest to it
[14:42] <Jeramyu> I saw the raspberry
[14:42] <Fitz> But did you see Bill not putting it in it?
[14:43] <Jeramyu> He couldn't have
[14:43] <Jeramyu> He opened it, and it was in there
[14:44] <Fitz> I still don't trust that, I bet he opened it, put it in there, ran down to a yogurt factory, and got them to re-seal it.
[14:45] <Fitz> Just so he could laugh at us behind our backs for being fooled, but I saw through his guise the second he made it up. Not so smart now, are we Bill!
[14:46] <Jeramyu> I PUT IT IN, DAMMIT!
[14:46] <Fitz> Jeramyu!
[14:47] <Fitz> I expected this from Bill, but not you.... I severly dissapointed in you Jera... tut tut...
[14:47] <Jeramyu> Yeah, well you can 'expect' every bone in your body to be broken soon.
[14:48] <OverlordBill> WOO!!! GO JERAMYU!
[14:48] <OverlordBill> BREAK HIS BONES!
[14:48] <Fitz> Why? Is my house going to fall down!? Somebody's rigged my house!
[14:48] <Fitz> Dear god!
[14:48] <Fitz> Who tipped you off?
[14:48] <Fitz> Was it a phone call?!
[14:48] <Fitz> I bet it was!
[14:48] <Jeramyu> Have you so easily forgotten my mastery of telekinetics?
[14:49] <Fitz> Yes.
[14:49] * Retrieving #theway modes...
[14:49] <Fitz> So who tipped you off?!
[14:49] <Jeramyu> That poor sap I just threw in the river just now...
[14:49] <Fitz> Was is a deep booming voice or a sissy one like Bill's.
[14:49] <Jeramyu> Jupiter was going to double-cross me, but I got to him first
[14:50] <Fitz> It was YOU!
[14:50] <Fitz> You're the Mad-river-killer-pillar!?
[14:50] <Jeramyu> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:50] <Jeramyu> No.
[14:50] <Jeramyu> I just threw him in the river
[14:50] <Jeramyu> Hell, it's pretty deep
[14:51] <Fitz> He could DIE!
[14:51] <Fitz> MY HOUSE!
[14:51] <Fitz> IT's FALLING!
[14:51] <Fitz> GAGHH!
[14:51] * Fitz is now known as Fitz-undersomerocks
[14:51] <Jeramyu> Let's see... yeah, that's about every bone.
[14:51] <OverlordBill> What about his TIBULA?!
[14:52] <Porter> rocks
[14:52] <Jeramyu> Hmmm...
[14:52] * Fitz-undersomerocks 's tiny round ear bones were protected by the fat of fitz's head.
[14:52] * Jeramyu concentrates
[14:52] <Jeramyu> Yeah, Tibula is broken
[14:52] <Fitz-undersomerocks> OW!
[14:52] <Porter> heads have fat?
[14:53] * Fitz-undersomerocks is big headed
[14:53] * Fitz-undersomerocks literally and laterally
[14:54] <OverlordBill> Whats the coolest bone in your body?
[14:54] <Porter> my erection
[14:54] <Fitz-undersomerocks> damn
[14:54] <Fitz-undersomerocks> I was gunna say that
[14:55] <Fitz-undersomerocks> Yes, Porter's bone is the coolest in my body
[14:55] <Jeramyu> NO COMMENT
[14:55] <Porter> uhm...
[14:55] <Porter> my bone will never enter there
[14:55] <Fitz-undersomerocks> *Drum Beat*
[14:55] <Porter> Fitz made a bad
[14:55] <Porter> lol
[14:56] <Fitz-undersomerocks> With my supirior strength...
[14:56] * Fitz-undersomerocks is now known as Fitz
[14:56] <Fitz> FWAA!
[14:56] <Jeramyu> How exactly could you do that with no bones?
[14:57] <OverlordBill> MAGIC BACKLASH!
[14:57] <Fitz> Spasm
[14:57] <Jeramyu> Ah
[14:57] <Jeramyu> k
[14:57] <Fitz> Twas a spasm, and I twitched all the rocks onto my neighbores shed.
[14:58] <Fitz> Which mine Neighber was in.
[14:32] * Jeramyu throws Jupiter off a bridge
[14:32] <Fitz> Jupiter!
[14:32] <Fitz> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[14:33] <Fitz> -Screen pans down towards Fitz's face, saying NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!-
[14:33] <Jeramyu> k...
[14:33] <Fitz> Oscar winning moment I say
[14:34] <OverlordBill> No.
[14:34] <Fitz> But I do say
[14:34] <OverlordBill> You get a Tony.
[14:34] <Fitz> ... gee... whoop-de-doo
[14:34] <Jeramyu> A Tony the Tiger! BAHAHAHA!
[14:34] <Fitz> You should be a stand up
[14:35] <OverlordBill> ... Same humor as ever I see.
[14:35] <Jeramyu> I actually prefer sitting. BAHAHAHAHA!
[14:35] <OverlordBill> That's how we know its really you Jeramyu.
[14:35] <Fitz> Though I think Frosties might be better than a Tony
[14:35] <Jeramyu> I'd prefer some Oreo-Os
[14:35] <Fitz> Yeah, Orea-Os are nice
[14:37] <OverlordBill> Wow! I found a whole raspberry in my Wegmans Lemon flavored yogurt!
[14:37] <Fitz> Bill, did you put it there?
[14:37] <OverlordBill> No.
[14:37] <Fitz> Really?
[14:37] <OverlordBill> Really.
[14:38] <Fitz> Honestly?
[14:38] <OverlordBill> Scout's honor.
[14:38] <Fitz> Truely?
[14:39] <OverlordBill> YES! NOW SHUT UP.
[14:39] <Fitz> Positive?
[14:40] <OverlordBill> Yes.
[14:40] <Fitz> Sure?
[14:40] <OverlordBill> I'M SURE.
[14:40] <Fitz> Don't want to reconsider?
[14:40] <OverlordBill> + ignore you.
[14:41] <Fitz> Really?
[14:42] <Jeramyu> Yes
[14:42] <Jeramyu> I can attest to it
[14:42] <Jeramyu> I saw the raspberry
[14:42] <Fitz> But did you see Bill not putting it in it?
[14:43] <Jeramyu> He couldn't have
[14:43] <Jeramyu> He opened it, and it was in there
[14:44] <Fitz> I still don't trust that, I bet he opened it, put it in there, ran down to a yogurt factory, and got them to re-seal it.
[14:45] <Fitz> Just so he could laugh at us behind our backs for being fooled, but I saw through his guise the second he made it up. Not so smart now, are we Bill!
[14:46] <Jeramyu> I PUT IT IN, DAMMIT!
[14:46] <Fitz> Jeramyu!
[14:47] <Fitz> I expected this from Bill, but not you.... I severly dissapointed in you Jera... tut tut...
[14:47] <Jeramyu> Yeah, well you can 'expect' every bone in your body to be broken soon.
[14:48] <OverlordBill> WOO!!! GO JERAMYU!
[14:48] <OverlordBill> BREAK HIS BONES!
[14:48] <Fitz> Why? Is my house going to fall down!? Somebody's rigged my house!
[14:48] <Fitz> Dear god!
[14:48] <Fitz> Who tipped you off?
[14:48] <Fitz> Was it a phone call?!
[14:48] <Fitz> I bet it was!
[14:48] <Jeramyu> Have you so easily forgotten my mastery of telekinetics?
[14:49] <Fitz> Yes.
[14:49] * Retrieving #theway modes...
[14:49] <Fitz> So who tipped you off?!
[14:49] <Jeramyu> That poor sap I just threw in the river just now...
[14:49] <Fitz> Was is a deep booming voice or a sissy one like Bill's.
[14:49] <Jeramyu> Jupiter was going to double-cross me, but I got to him first
[14:50] <Fitz> It was YOU!
[14:50] <Fitz> You're the Mad-river-killer-pillar!?
[14:50] <Jeramyu> BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
[14:50] <Jeramyu> No.
[14:50] <Jeramyu> I just threw him in the river
[14:50] <Jeramyu> Hell, it's pretty deep
[14:51] <Fitz> He could DIE!
[14:51] <Fitz> MY HOUSE!
[14:51] <Fitz> IT's FALLING!
[14:51] <Fitz> GAGHH!
[14:51] * Fitz is now known as Fitz-undersomerocks
[14:51] <Jeramyu> Let's see... yeah, that's about every bone.
[14:51] <OverlordBill> What about his TIBULA?!
[14:52] <Porter> rocks
[14:52] <Jeramyu> Hmmm...
[14:52] * Fitz-undersomerocks 's tiny round ear bones were protected by the fat of fitz's head.
[14:52] * Jeramyu concentrates
[14:52] <Jeramyu> Yeah, Tibula is broken
[14:52] <Fitz-undersomerocks> OW!
[14:52] <Porter> heads have fat?
[14:53] * Fitz-undersomerocks is big headed
[14:53] * Fitz-undersomerocks literally and laterally
[14:54] <OverlordBill> Whats the coolest bone in your body?
[14:54] <Porter> my erection
[14:54] <Fitz-undersomerocks> damn
[14:54] <Fitz-undersomerocks> I was gunna say that
[14:55] <Fitz-undersomerocks> Yes, Porter's bone is the coolest in my body
[14:55] <Jeramyu> NO COMMENT
[14:55] <Porter> uhm...
[14:55] <Porter> my bone will never enter there
[14:55] <Fitz-undersomerocks> *Drum Beat*
[14:55] <Porter> Fitz made a bad
[14:55] <Porter> lol
[14:56] <Fitz-undersomerocks> With my supirior strength...
[14:56] * Fitz-undersomerocks is now known as Fitz
[14:56] <Fitz> FWAA!
[14:56] <Jeramyu> How exactly could you do that with no bones?
[14:57] <OverlordBill> MAGIC BACKLASH!
[14:57] <Fitz> Spasm
[14:57] <Jeramyu> Ah
[14:57] <Jeramyu> k
[14:57] <Fitz> Twas a spasm, and I twitched all the rocks onto my neighbores shed.
[14:58] <Fitz> Which mine Neighber was in.
"Unfortunately, the dragon only speaks in Napalm, a curious ancient language that you don't really need to speak to understand."
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by Strayed Wanderer » Mon Aug 23, 2004 10:49 pm
Telephalsion wrote:Someone get the logs were everyone became war
I second this, that was a decently fun event.
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by Telephalsion » Mon Aug 30, 2004 10:24 am
(@Jeramyu) Guess who's naked again!?
(OverlordBill) Me!
(@Jeramyu) Sure, but I am too!
(OverlordBill) Woo!!! Lets do the naked dance!
(@Jeramyu) Yay!
• @Jeramyu does the naked dance
(@Jeramyu) Oh crap, I'm leaking anal fluid!
(OverlordBill) Just say its pudding.
(@Jeramyu) Transparent... liquidy... pudding. Ok.
(OverlordBill) Me!
(@Jeramyu) Sure, but I am too!
(OverlordBill) Woo!!! Lets do the naked dance!
(@Jeramyu) Yay!
• @Jeramyu does the naked dance
(@Jeramyu) Oh crap, I'm leaking anal fluid!
(OverlordBill) Just say its pudding.
(@Jeramyu) Transparent... liquidy... pudding. Ok.
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Any type of female.
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by Jonesy » Mon Aug 30, 2004 4:51 pm
*** Users on #theway: Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer Jeramyu @GM[Game] Exiled @ChanBot @Porter
*** Channel #theway was created at Sun Jan 04 13:44:19 2004
[09:47:38] *** Join to #theway completed in 1 seconds.
[09:47:56] <Porter> A NEW RECORD
[09:48:00] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:01] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:01] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:02] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:03] <Porter> lol
[09:48:06] <GM[Game]> i see
[09:48:06] <GM[Game]> XD
[09:48:15] <Porter> bartend
[09:48:19] <Porter> bourbon and water
[09:48:38] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tosses the bottle of bourbon and water to Porter.
[09:48:43] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Mix it yourself.
[09:48:44] <GM[Game]> ok
[09:48:44] <GM[Game]> afk
[09:48:49] <Porter> cool
[09:48:51] <Porter> i dont think so
[09:48:52] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:53] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:53] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:55] <Porter> lol
[09:49:00] <GM[Game]> turned it off
[09:49:02] <Porter> damnit
[09:49:03] <Porter> lol
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> _ _ _
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:44] <Jeramyu> \ \ | | / /
[09:50:46] <Jeramyu> \ \/ \/ /
[09:50:48] <Jeramyu> \_______/
[09:50:50] <Jeramyu> --
[09:50:52] <Jeramyu> / \
[09:50:54] <Jeramyu> / /\ \
[09:50:56] <Jeramyu> / /__\ \
[09:50:58] <Jeramyu> | __ |
[09:51:00] <Porter> MP3[Queensrÿche - Someone Else?] #[45] IRC[sx]
[09:51:00] <Jeramyu> | | | |
[09:51:02] <Jeramyu> | | | |
[09:51:04] <Jeramyu> |_| |_|
[09:51:06] <Jeramyu> -- --
[09:51:08] <Jeramyu> | | | |
[09:51:10] <Jeramyu> | |_| |
[09:51:12] <Jeramyu> | |
[09:51:14] <Jeramyu> -- --
[09:51:16] <Jeramyu> | |
[09:51:18] <Jeramyu> | |
[09:51:20] <Jeramyu> -
[09:51:44] <Jeramyu> wooo
[09:51:46] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - So Serious] #[46] IRC[sx]
[09:53:43] <Porter> that was pimp
[09:53:49] <Exiled> heh...
[09:53:49] <Exiled> oook
[09:53:56] <Porter> exiled!
[09:53:57] <Porter> howdy
[09:53:59] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:54:01] <Exiled> heya
[09:54:08] <Exiled> Any word on BETA Testing
[09:54:11] <Exiled> and why is the site down?
[09:54:28] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:54:30] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - Getting To The Point] #[47] IRC[sx]
[09:54:34] <Jeramyu> bourbon
[09:54:43] <Porter> i want a pucker shot
[09:54:45] <Porter> sour apple
[09:54:51] <Porter> gamingw went down
[09:54:55] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:54:58] <Jeramyu> bourbon and water
[09:55:00] <Porter> so that means so does the forums
[09:55:11] <Jeramyu> The main site is still up
[09:55:19] <Exiled> What is this... some sorta PUB along "the way" ?
[09:55:19] <Porter> thats because thats cjb
[09:55:21] <Jeramyu> Whahay.net is down
[09:55:22] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer points to Porter, who throws the bottles to Jeramyu.
[09:55:31] <Porter> lol, this is the pub that keeps moving
[09:55:39] <Exiled> lol
[09:55:41] <Exiled> good
[09:55:47] <Exiled> no wandering nec.
[09:55:50] <Exiled> just stay in here....
[09:55:52] <Porter> so we dont get swallowed up in the end
[09:55:53] <Exiled> no worrys about a PS
[09:55:58] <Exiled> or any Fliggs...
[09:56:02] <Exiled> oh those evil bastards....
[09:56:09] *** Porter has changed the topic on channel #theway to The Ways Pub, come in have a drink, (forums are down)!:::::::::::::::::(Link: http://lun.cjb.net)http://lun.cjb.net
[09:56:10] <Jeramyu> yeehaw
[09:56:16] <Jeramyu> Fligg ranching!
[09:56:31] <Exiled> oh man
[09:56:35] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:56:35] <Exiled> I could see you doing that...
[09:56:39] <Jeramyu> vodka
[09:56:51] <Exiled> Riding a few Fliggs
[09:56:52] <Porter> good idea exiled
[09:57:08] <Exiled> whats that porter?
[09:57:12] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer points to bottle hanging on rack above Jeramyu's head.
[09:57:13] <Jeramyu> GIMME VODKA
[09:57:18] <Porter> <Exiled> What is this... some sorta PUB along "the way" ?
[09:57:22] <Exiled> Ahh
[09:57:23] <Exiled> yes
[09:57:31] * Jeramyu takes the vodka
[09:57:33] <Exiled> Heh, I feel so smart now.
[09:57:43] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:57:47] <Jeramyu> scotch
[09:58:10] <Porter> lol there we go
[09:58:20] <Jeramyu> why is this bot so slow?
[09:58:24] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer points to bottle on his table.
[09:58:30] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It's not just for show.
[09:58:34] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:58:35] <Jeramyu> DIE
[09:58:47] <Exiled> -unsheaths sword on back-
[09:58:49] <Exiled> yes die....
[09:58:54] <Exiled> -sheaths sword-
[09:58:58] <Exiled> Nah... screw it...
[09:59:01] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - Secret Lives] #[48] IRC[sx]
[09:59:29] <Porter> wow
[09:59:32] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> What, and get rid of your supply of booze? Shame on you, you know better than that.
[09:59:32] <Porter> new record
[09:59:36] <Porter> 5 people
[09:59:37] <Porter> O_O
[09:59:41] <Exiled> Haha
[09:59:46] <Exiled> -looks around-
[09:59:52] <Exiled> still kinda empty
[09:59:53] <Porter> MGD
[09:59:58] <Jeramyu> That isn't a real bot, is it.
[10:00:01] <Porter> well this is fuckin packed
[10:00:04] <Porter> it's a bot
[10:00:25] <Jeramyu> bartend
[10:00:28] <Jeramyu> Dr.Pepper
[10:00:38] <Exiled> -notices we are in a small shed-
[10:00:38] <Jeramyu> FAST,NOW
[10:00:41] <Exiled> Yep.... packed...
[10:00:46] * Jeramyu pounds on the table
[10:00:48] <Porter> yes
[10:00:58] <Porter> wheres me damn mgd
[10:01:02] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Sorry, we don't carry non-booze drinks. Go check the Pepsi Machine over the street.
[10:01:13] <Jeramyu> Screw you, queer-ass bot
[10:01:29] <Exiled> Ill walk with ya Jaeramyu
[10:01:32] <Jeramyu> Pepsi sucks anyway
[10:01:40] <Porter> wtf?
[10:01:45] * Jeramyu slaps Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer around a bit with a large trout
[10:01:46] <Porter> mgd out of a pepsi machine
[10:02:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a flash bomb.
[10:02:11] <Exiled> Oh shit
[10:02:11] <Exiled> -ducks-
[10:02:18] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer sets the booze on fire.
[10:02:29] <Exiled> -looks around-
[10:02:30] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - Is It Alright] #[49] IRC[sx]
[10:02:32] * Jeramyu slaps Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer around a bit with the sharp side of his sword
[10:02:33] <Exiled> -slowly walks out the bar-
[10:02:48] <Porter> flash bomb?
[10:02:50] <Porter> hahaha
[10:02:51] <Porter> *longflashbang*
[10:02:58] <Exiled> Ohh
[10:03:00] <Exiled> MY EYES
[10:03:03] * Jeramyu covers his eyes
[10:03:06] <Exiled> evil
[10:03:09] <Exiled> Yellow...
[10:03:10] <Exiled> text!!
[10:03:17] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer steals Exiled, Jermeyu's and Porter's moneybags and leaves.
Session Close (#theway): Sun Jan 04 22:03:23 2004
*** Channel #theway was created at Sun Jan 04 13:44:19 2004
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[09:47:56] <Porter> A NEW RECORD
[09:48:00] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:01] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:01] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:02] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:03] <Porter> lol
[09:48:06] <GM[Game]> i see
[09:48:06] <GM[Game]> XD
[09:48:15] <Porter> bartend
[09:48:19] <Porter> bourbon and water
[09:48:38] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tosses the bottle of bourbon and water to Porter.
[09:48:43] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Mix it yourself.
[09:48:44] <GM[Game]> ok
[09:48:44] <GM[Game]> afk
[09:48:49] <Porter> cool
[09:48:51] <Porter> i dont think so
[09:48:52] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:53] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:53] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:48:55] <Porter> lol
[09:49:00] <GM[Game]> turned it off
[09:49:02] <Porter> damnit
[09:49:03] <Porter> lol
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> _ _ _
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:43] <Jeramyu> | | | | | |
[09:50:44] <Jeramyu> \ \ | | / /
[09:50:46] <Jeramyu> \ \/ \/ /
[09:50:48] <Jeramyu> \_______/
[09:50:50] <Jeramyu> --
[09:50:52] <Jeramyu> / \
[09:50:54] <Jeramyu> / /\ \
[09:50:56] <Jeramyu> / /__\ \
[09:50:58] <Jeramyu> | __ |
[09:51:00] <Porter> MP3[Queensrÿche - Someone Else?] #[45] IRC[sx]
[09:51:00] <Jeramyu> | | | |
[09:51:02] <Jeramyu> | | | |
[09:51:04] <Jeramyu> |_| |_|
[09:51:06] <Jeramyu> -- --
[09:51:08] <Jeramyu> | | | |
[09:51:10] <Jeramyu> | |_| |
[09:51:12] <Jeramyu> | |
[09:51:14] <Jeramyu> -- --
[09:51:16] <Jeramyu> | |
[09:51:18] <Jeramyu> | |
[09:51:20] <Jeramyu> -
[09:51:44] <Jeramyu> wooo
[09:51:46] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - So Serious] #[46] IRC[sx]
[09:53:43] <Porter> that was pimp
[09:53:49] <Exiled> heh...
[09:53:49] <Exiled> oook
[09:53:56] <Porter> exiled!
[09:53:57] <Porter> howdy
[09:53:59] <Porter> GM[Game]
[09:54:01] <Exiled> heya
[09:54:08] <Exiled> Any word on BETA Testing
[09:54:11] <Exiled> and why is the site down?
[09:54:28] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:54:30] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - Getting To The Point] #[47] IRC[sx]
[09:54:34] <Jeramyu> bourbon
[09:54:43] <Porter> i want a pucker shot
[09:54:45] <Porter> sour apple
[09:54:51] <Porter> gamingw went down
[09:54:55] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:54:58] <Jeramyu> bourbon and water
[09:55:00] <Porter> so that means so does the forums
[09:55:11] <Jeramyu> The main site is still up
[09:55:19] <Exiled> What is this... some sorta PUB along "the way" ?
[09:55:19] <Porter> thats because thats cjb
[09:55:21] <Jeramyu> Whahay.net is down
[09:55:22] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer points to Porter, who throws the bottles to Jeramyu.
[09:55:31] <Porter> lol, this is the pub that keeps moving
[09:55:39] <Exiled> lol
[09:55:41] <Exiled> good
[09:55:47] <Exiled> no wandering nec.
[09:55:50] <Exiled> just stay in here....
[09:55:52] <Porter> so we dont get swallowed up in the end
[09:55:53] <Exiled> no worrys about a PS
[09:55:58] <Exiled> or any Fliggs...
[09:56:02] <Exiled> oh those evil bastards....
[09:56:09] *** Porter has changed the topic on channel #theway to The Ways Pub, come in have a drink, (forums are down)!:::::::::::::::::(Link: http://lun.cjb.net)http://lun.cjb.net
[09:56:10] <Jeramyu> yeehaw
[09:56:16] <Jeramyu> Fligg ranching!
[09:56:31] <Exiled> oh man
[09:56:35] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:56:35] <Exiled> I could see you doing that...
[09:56:39] <Jeramyu> vodka
[09:56:51] <Exiled> Riding a few Fliggs
[09:56:52] <Porter> good idea exiled
[09:57:08] <Exiled> whats that porter?
[09:57:12] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer points to bottle hanging on rack above Jeramyu's head.
[09:57:13] <Jeramyu> GIMME VODKA
[09:57:18] <Porter> <Exiled> What is this... some sorta PUB along "the way" ?
[09:57:22] <Exiled> Ahh
[09:57:23] <Exiled> yes
[09:57:31] * Jeramyu takes the vodka
[09:57:33] <Exiled> Heh, I feel so smart now.
[09:57:43] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:57:47] <Jeramyu> scotch
[09:58:10] <Porter> lol there we go
[09:58:20] <Jeramyu> why is this bot so slow?
[09:58:24] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer points to bottle on his table.
[09:58:30] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It's not just for show.
[09:58:34] <Jeramyu> bartend
[09:58:35] <Jeramyu> DIE
[09:58:47] <Exiled> -unsheaths sword on back-
[09:58:49] <Exiled> yes die....
[09:58:54] <Exiled> -sheaths sword-
[09:58:58] <Exiled> Nah... screw it...
[09:59:01] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - Secret Lives] #[48] IRC[sx]
[09:59:29] <Porter> wow
[09:59:32] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> What, and get rid of your supply of booze? Shame on you, you know better than that.
[09:59:32] <Porter> new record
[09:59:36] <Porter> 5 people
[09:59:37] <Porter> O_O
[09:59:41] <Exiled> Haha
[09:59:46] <Exiled> -looks around-
[09:59:52] <Exiled> still kinda empty
[09:59:53] <Porter> MGD
[09:59:58] <Jeramyu> That isn't a real bot, is it.
[10:00:01] <Porter> well this is fuckin packed
[10:00:04] <Porter> it's a bot
[10:00:25] <Jeramyu> bartend
[10:00:28] <Jeramyu> Dr.Pepper
[10:00:38] <Exiled> -notices we are in a small shed-
[10:00:38] <Jeramyu> FAST,NOW
[10:00:41] <Exiled> Yep.... packed...
[10:00:46] * Jeramyu pounds on the table
[10:00:48] <Porter> yes
[10:00:58] <Porter> wheres me damn mgd
[10:01:02] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Sorry, we don't carry non-booze drinks. Go check the Pepsi Machine over the street.
[10:01:13] <Jeramyu> Screw you, queer-ass bot
[10:01:29] <Exiled> Ill walk with ya Jaeramyu
[10:01:32] <Jeramyu> Pepsi sucks anyway
[10:01:40] <Porter> wtf?
[10:01:45] * Jeramyu slaps Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer around a bit with a large trout
[10:01:46] <Porter> mgd out of a pepsi machine
[10:02:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a flash bomb.
[10:02:11] <Exiled> Oh shit
[10:02:11] <Exiled> -ducks-
[10:02:18] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer sets the booze on fire.
[10:02:29] <Exiled> -looks around-
[10:02:30] <Porter> MP3[Electric Light Orchestra - Is It Alright] #[49] IRC[sx]
[10:02:32] * Jeramyu slaps Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer around a bit with the sharp side of his sword
[10:02:33] <Exiled> -slowly walks out the bar-
[10:02:48] <Porter> flash bomb?
[10:02:50] <Porter> hahaha
[10:02:51] <Porter> *longflashbang*
[10:02:58] <Exiled> Ohh
[10:03:00] <Exiled> MY EYES
[10:03:03] * Jeramyu covers his eyes
[10:03:06] <Exiled> evil
[10:03:09] <Exiled> Yellow...
[10:03:10] <Exiled> text!!
[10:03:17] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer steals Exiled, Jermeyu's and Porter's moneybags and leaves.
Session Close (#theway): Sun Jan 04 22:03:23 2004
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*** Users on #TheWay: Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer @Porter @ChanBot Rangi
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[07:26:16] <Porter> heya barkeep
[07:26:35] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> 'ello.
[07:27:18] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Forum and site is down once again.
[07:28:00] <Porter> i know
[07:28:02] <Porter> damn bart
[07:28:07] <Porter> assassinate that bastard
[07:28:10] <Porter> give me a drink
[07:33:40] <Rangi> Finland??? *Laugh!!* I've been in finland but no, I'm in europe though
[07:34:51] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws Porter the bottle.
[07:35:50] <Rangi> Question: "where is rangi from?"
[07:37:14] <Porter> lolo
[07:43:01] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yesterday it worked.
[07:43:01] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Today it is not working. is like that.
[07:43:05] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer curses.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yesterday it worked.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Today it is not working.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Lun.cjb.net is like that.
[07:43:32] <Rangi> Yesterday it worked??? really?
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Your file was so big.
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It might be very useful.
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> But now it is gone.
[07:44:53] *** War (IRCsx@DynastyNet-24904.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #TheWay
[07:44:54] *** Mode change "+o War" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[07:44:59] <War> hi guys
[07:45:08] <Rangi> Hi!
[07:46:37] <War> I know who the PS is
[07:47:02] <War> Well more like figured it oput in detail
[07:47:16] <War> want the joke or real on first
[07:48:27] <War> It somthing I told Emp J and he say he thinks so to
[07:49:26] <Rangi> the joke first
[07:49:49] <War> I say its DIPPY. You see when Rhue got dippy everyone began to die. You see this would mean that Dippy so really a trasforming rabbit so he must have a shadow sowrd that is also why he is always dark. This is also why it seems PS is always tring to save Rhue Dippy is tring to pretack his master, but being a rabbit is confused at what to kill that is why after the shadow load mission why PS attack them and when the people were going to kill him he ju
[07:51:06] <Rangi> ok now the real one
[07:54:00] <War> Oh wait do you think its ok because I most of this happenes in E5
[07:54:24] <Rangi> ok no, maybe in private for e5 tester only
[07:55:53] <War> the first one does make you think thoguh
[07:57:30] <War> so bart got any other strange stories?
[07:57:59] *** Jeramyu (~emperor_j@DynastyNet-38316.236.183.239.up.mi.chartermi.net) has joined channel #TheWay
[07:58:14] <Jeramyu> bartend
[07:58:18] <Jeramyu> scotch
[07:58:22] <War> hi
[07:58:26] <Jeramyu> hey
[07:58:54] <War> I told them about dippy
[07:59:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tosses Jeramyu a large bottle of scotch.
[07:59:09] <War> so you make speak freely about the secret
[07:59:13] <Jeramyu> great
[07:59:14] <War> LOL
[07:59:26] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer puts sign on the bar saying 'Be back. Getting more booze'.
[08:01:05] <War> so how is everything everyone
[08:01:10] <Rangi> Secret? I know you were working on some secret project!!!
[08:01:16] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:01:22] <Jeramyu> get back here bitch
[08:01:29] <War> not thins again
[08:02:21] <Rangi> *lol*
[08:02:55] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:02:58] <Jeramyu> sex
[08:03:17] <War> I do think I really know who he is , but bo talk in fornt of the people who haven
[08:03:19] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> No, I will not have sex with you. See the gay bar across the street.
[08:03:29] <War> 't played E5
[08:03:41] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:03:46] <Jeramyu> I'm not gay you fucktard
[08:04:14] <War> I just thoguht about it when I was doing some level testing
[08:04:23] <Rangi> PS has a shadow sword, it's for sure(cause it's written in e4)
[08:05:26] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Stop whining like an old whore. I can't be bothered to slap you about your wrinkled gin-ravaged face any longer - it's too easy.
[08:05:37] <War> ya I did find a bug, but i don't know if I should report it because its something that people willn't get to unless they hack the game
[08:05:43] <Jeramyu> THAT'S IT!
[08:06:05] * Jeramyu assaults Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer with a sword
[08:06:44] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer pulls out his broadsword and easily swipes Jeramyu's blade away.
[08:06:58] <Jeramyu> Porter, I don't care what you say
[08:07:04] <Jeramyu> That IS NOT a bot
[08:07:47] * Jeramyu hurls a fireball at Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer
[08:08:16] <War> *so*
[08:08:40] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer easily dodges the blast.
[08:08:57] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah?
[08:09:00] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a bolt of acid at Jeramyu.
[08:09:11] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a beer bottle at Jeramyu.
[08:09:18] <War> why doesn't anyone just ues a gun
[08:09:21] * Jeramyu dodges left and right
[08:09:32] <Jeramyu> You've messed with the wrong guy, bartend
[08:09:34] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer laughs, and pulls the lever for the trapdoor.
[08:09:44] * Jeramyu teleports away
[08:09:52] <Jeramyu> You see...
[08:10:01] <Jeramyu> I'M SECRETLY GOD IN DISGUISE!
[08:10:09] <Rangi> yeah me too
[08:10:21] * Jeramyu wipes Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer out of exsistance
[08:10:36] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> If you are God, why would you be whining like an old whore in a IRC chat room.
[08:11:01] <Jeramyu> Why not? I've got nothing better to do.
[08:11:07] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Good point.
[08:11:21] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> I expect that's what the Unibomber said also.
[08:11:22] <Jeramyu> Porter, take off that mask
[08:11:53] <War> For you see I am a god and can do stuff like kick an ban people so stop this if I were you
[08:12:17] <Jeramyu> No no, you see, I created everything
[08:12:34] <War> really well then make something else
[08:12:35] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Actually, God comes second to the sysadmin.
[08:12:44] <War> ya
[08:12:54] <War> so
[08:12:55] <Jeramyu> I can also control time and space
[08:13:13] <War> Ican control anti-matter
[08:13:36] <Jeramyu> I'm the smartest person ever
[08:13:44] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Well, let's see you instantly teleport to my side, do a hula dance with Britney Spears, get me a rum and a coke, and be back here at 8:14:26.
[08:14:05] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Ah, so you admit that you aren't god, eh?
[08:14:05] <War> I have the IQ of 128 ( its true
[08:14:58] <Jeramyu> So, what can teh sysadmin do that god can't?
[08:14:58] <War> well but I suffer for AD... look its a kitty
[08:16:19] <War> but that has nothing to do with me being a god so i will stop
[08:16:56] <Porter> wow
[08:17:00] <Porter> one more for the record!
[08:17:03] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> A system admin is more than a god. He is THE God.
[08:17:09] <Porter> well we got 6 regulars
[08:17:35] <Jeramyu> No, I'm god. I'm just racist against 'bots', so I'm not doing your dirty work
[08:17:38] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> I'm only here for the fights and the cheap booze. Not to mention I'm paid to be here.
[08:17:44] <Porter> by me
[08:17:48] <Porter> 12 an hour
[08:17:49] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer steals Porter's wallet.
[08:17:53] <Porter> plus tips
[08:18:04] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> A nice little tip of 6.35 million.
[08:18:05] *** Mode change "+b *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com" for channel #TheWay by Porter
[08:18:07] <Porter> WHOOPS
[08:18:11] <Porter> give it back?
[08:18:25] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Heh.
*** Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer: Cannot send to channel.
[08:18:37] *** Mode change "-b *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com" for channel #TheWay by Porter
[08:18:40] <Porter> fine
[08:18:41] <Porter> keep it
[08:18:45] <Porter> i have 1,,000 of them
[08:18:52] <War> I didn't know you were rich porter
[08:18:58] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer takes the wallet's contents, but gives back the wallet.
[08:19:07] * Porter gives War 1 million dollars
[08:19:11] <Porter> yep
[08:19:14] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> You did ask for it back, but you never asked for it's contents.
[08:19:24] <Porter> you can have the contets
[08:19:25] <War> well I guess its I didn't know you were rich Bart
[08:19:42] <Porter> the wallet itself is worth the most
[08:19:52] <Porter> made from special items rare on the way
[08:19:56] <War> what 7mill
[08:20:34] <Jeramyu> yeah?
[08:20:37] <Jeramyu> yeah?
[08:20:41] <Jeramyu> well...
[08:20:44] <Jeramyu> I have...
[08:20:49] <Jeramyu> LASER EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:20:50] * Jeramyu shoots lasers out of his eyes and destroys some random stuff
[08:20:58] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Hey, not the booze!
[08:21:16] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs the booze.
[08:22:08] <Jeramyu> me teleports to his dragon
[08:22:10] <Porter> way to hit the toilet
[08:22:17] * Jeramyu rides on his dragon
[08:22:20] <Jeramyu> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[08:22:49] * Jeramyu phases in a bazooka
[08:22:55] * Jeramyu destroys more stuff
[08:23:00] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah!
[08:23:03] <Jeramyu> I'm so awesome
[08:23:18] <Porter> bazooka?
[08:23:34] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yes, bazooka's are an integral part of the Way.
[08:23:54] * War test this thing out
[08:24:07] <Porter> wow
[08:24:11] * Porter gets out his beer
[08:24:19] * Porter drinks it until he sees everyone die
[08:24:46] * War starts to pet his kick button
[08:24:50] <Porter> lol
[08:25:04] <Porter> i'm gonne be the first to kick someone
[08:25:04] <Porter> now
[08:25:11] *** Porter has been kicked off channel #TheWay by Porter (sucker! [ 2 ])
[08:25:18] <War> well
[08:25:20] <War> ok
[08:25:21] *** Porter (IRCsx@DynastyNet-42303.115.8.8.stp.wi.charter.com) has joined channel #TheWay
[08:25:22] *** Mode change "+q Porter" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[08:25:22] *** Mode change "+o Porter" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[08:25:23] <Porter> i win
[08:25:27] <War> ok
[08:25:51] <War> can I kick ChanBot?
[08:26:10] <Jeramyu> can I be a power ranger?
[08:26:13] <Porter> go ahead
[08:26:15] <Porter> i dont think you can though
[08:26:26] <Jeramyu> ChanBot is invincible
[08:26:32] <War> I can'y
[08:26:41] *** Mode change "+h ChanBot" for channel #TheWay by War
[08:26:42] <Porter> dont mess with him
[08:26:46] <Porter> brb
[08:26:47] <Porter> gotta eat
[08:27:05] <Jeramyu> HE'S GONE! GET HIS BOOZE AND MONEY!
[08:27:34] * War grades everything of Portes and runs like crazy
[08:27:36] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs his bottles of booze.
[08:27:43] <Jeramyu> LET'S HAUL ASS!
[08:27:45] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Nice, nice.
[08:27:45] <Jeramyu> hehe
[08:27:47] <Jeramyu> haul ass
[08:27:49] <Jeramyu> lmao
[08:27:53] <Jeramyu> haul... ass...
[08:27:57] <Jeramyu> rofl
[08:28:04] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer traps what's left of his belongings.
[08:28:32] * Jeramyu does a backflip
[08:28:55] <Jeramyu> oooooo
[08:29:02] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It only makes you have an unquenchable thirst for booze.
[08:29:32] <Jeramyu> ...by which you mean jetpacks!
[08:29:40] * Jeramyu grabs a jetpack and takes off
[08:29:43] <Jeramyu> WEEEEEEE!!!
[08:30:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer takes out his arrow an punctures the jetpack.
[08:30:21] * War jumps up and starts to fly
[08:30:30] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer puts his throwable arrow back in his pack.
[08:30:37] * Jeramyu uses his mutant healing factor to repair the jetpack
[08:31:13] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer jumps onto his Ancient Karmic Wyrm of Booze.
[08:31:34] * Jeramyu does a barrel roll
[08:31:46] * War starts to shot Jermyu wiht HIS laser etes
[08:32:04] * Jeramyu teleports to safety
[08:32:23] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tells his dragon to breathe booze from it's mouth. War and Jeramyu are now inebriated.
[08:32:49] <Jeramyu> IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO BLITZ ME!
[08:32:55] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs their wallets and rides off into the sunset, looking for another place to put the garbage.
Session Close (#TheWay): Tue Jan 06 20:32:58 2004
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[07:26:16] <Porter> heya barkeep
[07:26:35] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> 'ello.
[07:27:18] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Forum and site is down once again.
[07:28:00] <Porter> i know
[07:28:02] <Porter> damn bart
[07:28:07] <Porter> assassinate that bastard
[07:28:10] <Porter> give me a drink
[07:33:40] <Rangi> Finland??? *Laugh!!* I've been in finland but no, I'm in europe though
[07:34:51] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws Porter the bottle.
[07:35:50] <Rangi> Question: "where is rangi from?"
[07:37:14] <Porter> lolo
[07:43:01] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yesterday it worked.
[07:43:01] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Today it is not working. is like that.
[07:43:05] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer curses.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yesterday it worked.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Today it is not working.
[07:43:13] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Lun.cjb.net is like that.
[07:43:32] <Rangi> Yesterday it worked??? really?
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Your file was so big.
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It might be very useful.
[07:43:40] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> But now it is gone.
[07:44:53] *** War (IRCsx@DynastyNet-24904.ipt.aol.com) has joined channel #TheWay
[07:44:54] *** Mode change "+o War" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[07:44:59] <War> hi guys
[07:45:08] <Rangi> Hi!
[07:46:37] <War> I know who the PS is
[07:47:02] <War> Well more like figured it oput in detail
[07:47:16] <War> want the joke or real on first
[07:48:27] <War> It somthing I told Emp J and he say he thinks so to
[07:49:26] <Rangi> the joke first
[07:49:49] <War> I say its DIPPY. You see when Rhue got dippy everyone began to die. You see this would mean that Dippy so really a trasforming rabbit so he must have a shadow sowrd that is also why he is always dark. This is also why it seems PS is always tring to save Rhue Dippy is tring to pretack his master, but being a rabbit is confused at what to kill that is why after the shadow load mission why PS attack them and when the people were going to kill him he ju
[07:51:06] <Rangi> ok now the real one
[07:54:00] <War> Oh wait do you think its ok because I most of this happenes in E5
[07:54:24] <Rangi> ok no, maybe in private for e5 tester only
[07:55:53] <War> the first one does make you think thoguh
[07:57:30] <War> so bart got any other strange stories?
[07:57:59] *** Jeramyu (~emperor_j@DynastyNet-38316.236.183.239.up.mi.chartermi.net) has joined channel #TheWay
[07:58:14] <Jeramyu> bartend
[07:58:18] <Jeramyu> scotch
[07:58:22] <War> hi
[07:58:26] <Jeramyu> hey
[07:58:54] <War> I told them about dippy
[07:59:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tosses Jeramyu a large bottle of scotch.
[07:59:09] <War> so you make speak freely about the secret
[07:59:13] <Jeramyu> great
[07:59:14] <War> LOL
[07:59:26] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer puts sign on the bar saying 'Be back. Getting more booze'.
[08:01:05] <War> so how is everything everyone
[08:01:10] <Rangi> Secret? I know you were working on some secret project!!!
[08:01:16] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:01:22] <Jeramyu> get back here bitch
[08:01:29] <War> not thins again
[08:02:21] <Rangi> *lol*
[08:02:55] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:02:58] <Jeramyu> sex
[08:03:17] <War> I do think I really know who he is , but bo talk in fornt of the people who haven
[08:03:19] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> No, I will not have sex with you. See the gay bar across the street.
[08:03:29] <War> 't played E5
[08:03:41] <Jeramyu> bartend
[08:03:46] <Jeramyu> I'm not gay you fucktard
[08:04:14] <War> I just thoguht about it when I was doing some level testing
[08:04:23] <Rangi> PS has a shadow sword, it's for sure(cause it's written in e4)
[08:05:26] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Stop whining like an old whore. I can't be bothered to slap you about your wrinkled gin-ravaged face any longer - it's too easy.
[08:05:37] <War> ya I did find a bug, but i don't know if I should report it because its something that people willn't get to unless they hack the game
[08:05:43] <Jeramyu> THAT'S IT!
[08:06:05] * Jeramyu assaults Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer with a sword
[08:06:44] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer pulls out his broadsword and easily swipes Jeramyu's blade away.
[08:06:58] <Jeramyu> Porter, I don't care what you say
[08:07:04] <Jeramyu> That IS NOT a bot
[08:07:47] * Jeramyu hurls a fireball at Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer
[08:08:16] <War> *so*
[08:08:40] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer easily dodges the blast.
[08:08:57] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah?
[08:09:00] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a bolt of acid at Jeramyu.
[08:09:11] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer throws a beer bottle at Jeramyu.
[08:09:18] <War> why doesn't anyone just ues a gun
[08:09:21] * Jeramyu dodges left and right
[08:09:32] <Jeramyu> You've messed with the wrong guy, bartend
[08:09:34] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer laughs, and pulls the lever for the trapdoor.
[08:09:44] * Jeramyu teleports away
[08:09:52] <Jeramyu> You see...
[08:10:01] <Jeramyu> I'M SECRETLY GOD IN DISGUISE!
[08:10:09] <Rangi> yeah me too
[08:10:21] * Jeramyu wipes Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer out of exsistance
[08:10:36] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> If you are God, why would you be whining like an old whore in a IRC chat room.
[08:11:01] <Jeramyu> Why not? I've got nothing better to do.
[08:11:07] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Good point.
[08:11:21] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> I expect that's what the Unibomber said also.
[08:11:22] <Jeramyu> Porter, take off that mask
[08:11:53] <War> For you see I am a god and can do stuff like kick an ban people so stop this if I were you
[08:12:17] <Jeramyu> No no, you see, I created everything
[08:12:34] <War> really well then make something else
[08:12:35] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Actually, God comes second to the sysadmin.
[08:12:44] <War> ya
[08:12:54] <War> so
[08:12:55] <Jeramyu> I can also control time and space
[08:13:13] <War> Ican control anti-matter
[08:13:36] <Jeramyu> I'm the smartest person ever
[08:13:44] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Well, let's see you instantly teleport to my side, do a hula dance with Britney Spears, get me a rum and a coke, and be back here at 8:14:26.
[08:14:05] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Ah, so you admit that you aren't god, eh?
[08:14:05] <War> I have the IQ of 128 ( its true
[08:14:58] <Jeramyu> So, what can teh sysadmin do that god can't?
[08:14:58] <War> well but I suffer for AD... look its a kitty
[08:16:19] <War> but that has nothing to do with me being a god so i will stop
[08:16:56] <Porter> wow
[08:17:00] <Porter> one more for the record!
[08:17:03] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> A system admin is more than a god. He is THE God.
[08:17:09] <Porter> well we got 6 regulars
[08:17:35] <Jeramyu> No, I'm god. I'm just racist against 'bots', so I'm not doing your dirty work
[08:17:38] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> I'm only here for the fights and the cheap booze. Not to mention I'm paid to be here.
[08:17:44] <Porter> by me
[08:17:48] <Porter> 12 an hour
[08:17:49] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer steals Porter's wallet.
[08:17:53] <Porter> plus tips
[08:18:04] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> A nice little tip of 6.35 million.
[08:18:05] *** Mode change "+b *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com" for channel #TheWay by Porter
[08:18:07] <Porter> WHOOPS
[08:18:11] <Porter> give it back?
[08:18:25] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Heh.
*** Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer: Cannot send to channel.
[08:18:37] *** Mode change "-b *!*@*.cable.mindspring.com" for channel #TheWay by Porter
[08:18:40] <Porter> fine
[08:18:41] <Porter> keep it
[08:18:45] <Porter> i have 1,,000 of them
[08:18:52] <War> I didn't know you were rich porter
[08:18:58] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer takes the wallet's contents, but gives back the wallet.
[08:19:07] * Porter gives War 1 million dollars
[08:19:11] <Porter> yep
[08:19:14] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> You did ask for it back, but you never asked for it's contents.
[08:19:24] <Porter> you can have the contets
[08:19:25] <War> well I guess its I didn't know you were rich Bart
[08:19:42] <Porter> the wallet itself is worth the most
[08:19:52] <Porter> made from special items rare on the way
[08:19:56] <War> what 7mill
[08:20:34] <Jeramyu> yeah?
[08:20:37] <Jeramyu> yeah?
[08:20:41] <Jeramyu> well...
[08:20:44] <Jeramyu> I have...
[08:20:49] <Jeramyu> LASER EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[08:20:50] * Jeramyu shoots lasers out of his eyes and destroys some random stuff
[08:20:58] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Hey, not the booze!
[08:21:16] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs the booze.
[08:22:08] <Jeramyu> me teleports to his dragon
[08:22:10] <Porter> way to hit the toilet
[08:22:17] * Jeramyu rides on his dragon
[08:22:20] <Jeramyu> WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
[08:22:49] * Jeramyu phases in a bazooka
[08:22:55] * Jeramyu destroys more stuff
[08:23:00] <Jeramyu> Oh yeah!
[08:23:03] <Jeramyu> I'm so awesome
[08:23:18] <Porter> bazooka?
[08:23:34] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Yes, bazooka's are an integral part of the Way.
[08:23:54] * War test this thing out
[08:24:07] <Porter> wow
[08:24:11] * Porter gets out his beer
[08:24:19] * Porter drinks it until he sees everyone die
[08:24:46] * War starts to pet his kick button
[08:24:50] <Porter> lol
[08:25:04] <Porter> i'm gonne be the first to kick someone
[08:25:04] <Porter> now
[08:25:11] *** Porter has been kicked off channel #TheWay by Porter (sucker! [ 2 ])
[08:25:18] <War> well
[08:25:20] <War> ok
[08:25:21] *** Porter (IRCsx@DynastyNet-42303.115.8.8.stp.wi.charter.com) has joined channel #TheWay
[08:25:22] *** Mode change "+q Porter" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[08:25:22] *** Mode change "+o Porter" for channel #TheWay by ChanServ
[08:25:23] <Porter> i win
[08:25:27] <War> ok
[08:25:51] <War> can I kick ChanBot?
[08:26:10] <Jeramyu> can I be a power ranger?
[08:26:13] <Porter> go ahead
[08:26:15] <Porter> i dont think you can though
[08:26:26] <Jeramyu> ChanBot is invincible
[08:26:32] <War> I can'y
[08:26:41] *** Mode change "+h ChanBot" for channel #TheWay by War
[08:26:42] <Porter> dont mess with him
[08:26:46] <Porter> brb
[08:26:47] <Porter> gotta eat
[08:27:05] <Jeramyu> HE'S GONE! GET HIS BOOZE AND MONEY!
[08:27:34] * War grades everything of Portes and runs like crazy
[08:27:36] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs his bottles of booze.
[08:27:43] <Jeramyu> LET'S HAUL ASS!
[08:27:45] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> Nice, nice.
[08:27:45] <Jeramyu> hehe
[08:27:47] <Jeramyu> haul ass
[08:27:49] <Jeramyu> lmao
[08:27:53] <Jeramyu> haul... ass...
[08:27:57] <Jeramyu> rofl
[08:28:04] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer traps what's left of his belongings.
[08:28:32] * Jeramyu does a backflip
[08:28:55] <Jeramyu> oooooo
[08:29:02] <Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer> It only makes you have an unquenchable thirst for booze.
[08:29:32] <Jeramyu> ...by which you mean jetpacks!
[08:29:40] * Jeramyu grabs a jetpack and takes off
[08:29:43] <Jeramyu> WEEEEEEE!!!
[08:30:02] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer takes out his arrow an punctures the jetpack.
[08:30:21] * War jumps up and starts to fly
[08:30:30] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer puts his throwable arrow back in his pack.
[08:30:37] * Jeramyu uses his mutant healing factor to repair the jetpack
[08:31:13] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer jumps onto his Ancient Karmic Wyrm of Booze.
[08:31:34] * Jeramyu does a barrel roll
[08:31:46] * War starts to shot Jermyu wiht HIS laser etes
[08:32:04] * Jeramyu teleports to safety
[08:32:23] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer tells his dragon to breathe booze from it's mouth. War and Jeramyu are now inebriated.
[08:32:49] <Jeramyu> IT WILL TAKE MORE THAN THAT TO BLITZ ME!
[08:32:55] * Bartender_Get_Your_Own_Beer grabs their wallets and rides off into the sunset, looking for another place to put the garbage.
Session Close (#TheWay): Tue Jan 06 20:32:58 2004
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by Impossible » Tue Aug 31, 2004 4:39 am
Impossible: STOP]
Iteroth: Meatphor
Leo: Goign
Telephalsion: doen'äst
Is that all of the infamous typos? I'm fairly sure it was Leo who said goign...
I wonder when authors are goign to STOP] putting meatphors in their books, although it doen'äst really matter. Yay, I did it! >_<
Iteroth: Meatphor
Leo: Goign
Telephalsion: doen'äst
Is that all of the infamous typos? I'm fairly sure it was Leo who said goign...
I wonder when authors are goign to STOP] putting meatphors in their books, although it doen'äst really matter. Yay, I did it! >_<
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by Telephalsion » Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:20 am
Only those... oh yeah, war's typo's doen'äst count
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.
Any type of female.
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by OverlordBill » Fri Sep 03, 2004 5:01 pm
<Telephalsion> i should go to sleep
<Telephalsion> ...
<Fitz> but shhh
<Fitz> Aww darn
<Telephalsion> maybe write a poem
<Telephalsion> hehe reminds me
<Fitz> Wait, your a few hours behind me, what's the time over there?
<Trihan> Playing PSO sounds like a good idea
<Telephalsion> gtm +1
<Telephalsion> gmt
<Fitz> Oh right, ahead
<Fitz> whoops
<Telephalsion>
<Telephalsion> i wrote a poem about a shrimp and mayo sandwich
<Fitz> but it's a friday, and it's only 10 to 1
<Trihan> 10 to 12.
<Fitz> That is one great poem
<Fitz> It's 10 to 12 at GMT
<Telephalsion> but it wont do good translating it
<Trihan> Aren't you British?
<Fitz> I am
<Trihan> Then you're in GMT.
<Fitz> I'm at GMT and it's 10 to 12
<Fitz> I know
<Trihan> Oh, you meant HIS time.
<Fitz> Yes
<Fitz> silly
<Trihan> Oh shush.
<Fitz> Aww, but I want to hear about a shrimp and mayo sandwich
<Fitz> that would make a great depressive hippy song
<Telephalsion> well i'd have to translate it, and it'll loose rhyme and all the spiffyness
<Fitz> I was bored, I had no family.
<Fitz> Then I saw, what was my recipe!
<Fitz> I made it then, true and true can be.
<Fitz> It had a shrimp, and a bit of balomy!
<Fitz> SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO SANDWICH!
<Fitz> Drum Bit
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Fitz> SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANDWICH!
<Fitz> Then depressive guitar solo
<Telephalsion> Ma ha a hayo
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> Ma ha a hayo
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
* Jeramyu starts a moshpit
<Fitz> I took a bite, I can finally see.
<Fitz> This poor shrimp, and my old balomy.
<OverlordBill> MOSHPIT!!!
<OverlordBill> RAAAAAAAAA!!!!
<OverlordBill> WOO WOO WOOO!!!!
<Fitz> It had a life, much like you and me.
* OverlordBill starts bodyslamming people.
* Jeramyu ends up on top of a well-endowed female
<Fitz> So I threw it away, now I'm finally free!
* OverlordBill sets off THE BOMB.
<Fitz> SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO SANDWICH!
* Telephalsion plays a melodramatic riff on the bass
* OverlordBill dies as pretty flowers and magical unicorns burst out of THE BOMB.
* Jeramyu starts spreading napalm everywhere
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Fitz> Backing: Ma-ha mayo mayo Ma-ha Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> MAYONAISE!
* Telephalsion beats the crash symbal
<Fitz> THANK YOU! GOOD MORNING #THEWAY!
* Telephalsion bows to the crows
* Telephalsion bows to the crowd too
<Fitz> WE LOVE YOU LUN!
<Telephalsion> ...
<Fitz> but shhh
<Fitz> Aww darn
<Telephalsion> maybe write a poem
<Telephalsion> hehe reminds me
<Fitz> Wait, your a few hours behind me, what's the time over there?
<Trihan> Playing PSO sounds like a good idea
<Telephalsion> gtm +1
<Telephalsion> gmt
<Fitz> Oh right, ahead
<Fitz> whoops
<Telephalsion>
<Telephalsion> i wrote a poem about a shrimp and mayo sandwich
<Fitz> but it's a friday, and it's only 10 to 1
<Trihan> 10 to 12.
<Fitz> That is one great poem
<Fitz> It's 10 to 12 at GMT
<Telephalsion> but it wont do good translating it
<Trihan> Aren't you British?
<Fitz> I am
<Trihan> Then you're in GMT.
<Fitz> I'm at GMT and it's 10 to 12
<Fitz> I know
<Trihan> Oh, you meant HIS time.
<Fitz> Yes
<Fitz> silly
<Trihan> Oh shush.
<Fitz> Aww, but I want to hear about a shrimp and mayo sandwich
<Fitz> that would make a great depressive hippy song
<Telephalsion> well i'd have to translate it, and it'll loose rhyme and all the spiffyness
<Fitz> I was bored, I had no family.
<Fitz> Then I saw, what was my recipe!
<Fitz> I made it then, true and true can be.
<Fitz> It had a shrimp, and a bit of balomy!
<Fitz> SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO SANDWICH!
<Fitz> Drum Bit
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Fitz> SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOO SANDWICH!
<Fitz> Then depressive guitar solo
<Telephalsion> Ma ha a hayo
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> Ma ha a hayo
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
* Jeramyu starts a moshpit
<Fitz> I took a bite, I can finally see.
<Fitz> This poor shrimp, and my old balomy.
<OverlordBill> MOSHPIT!!!
<OverlordBill> RAAAAAAAAA!!!!
<OverlordBill> WOO WOO WOOO!!!!
<Fitz> It had a life, much like you and me.
* OverlordBill starts bodyslamming people.
* Jeramyu ends up on top of a well-endowed female
<Fitz> So I threw it away, now I'm finally free!
* OverlordBill sets off THE BOMB.
<Fitz> SHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMP and MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOO SANDWICH!
* Telephalsion plays a melodramatic riff on the bass
* OverlordBill dies as pretty flowers and magical unicorns burst out of THE BOMB.
* Jeramyu starts spreading napalm everywhere
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Fitz> Backing: Ma-ha mayo mayo Ma-ha Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> Shrimp, shrimp shrimp, shrimp, shrimp shrimp
<Telephalsion> Mayonaise
<Telephalsion> MAYONAISE!
* Telephalsion beats the crash symbal
<Fitz> THANK YOU! GOOD MORNING #THEWAY!
* Telephalsion bows to the crows
* Telephalsion bows to the crowd too
<Fitz> WE LOVE YOU LUN!
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by EmperorJeramyu » Sat Sep 11, 2004 4:18 pm
[17:11] <Jeramyu> I AM THE KING OF COMEDY
[17:12] <Fitz> yo-u lie
[17:12] <Jeramyu> Let us make up something funny
[17:12] <Fitz> okay
[17:12] <Jeramyu> The bungee cord is not a prerequisite to reach the cheeze whiz
[17:13] <Jeramyu> But it will greatly assist you when fighting The Shredder in Dracula's castle.
[17:14] <Fitz> What if the cheeze whiz resides at the bottem of a deathly canyon, which in touching the floor of, you will surely die, in which casse you need a bungee rope of some sorts
[17:14] * Glenn has joined #theway
[17:14] <Jeramyu> Yes, the floor of the deathly canyon is made a cortosis, a rare mineral which resists lightsabers.
[17:14] <Jeramyu> Hi Glenn
[17:15] <Glenn> hey Jeramyu
[17:15] <Jeramyu> Fitz and I are making up funny stuff.
[17:15] <Glenn> so I see
[17:15] <Jeramyu> The urge to type it 'titz' is overwhelming
[17:15] <Fitz> resists lightsabres, we must surely aquire some of this material to fight Darth Sirius
[17:16] <Jeramyu> Who is very sirius about entering the lava lamp, to recruit Bruce Willis.
[17:17] <Glenn> i bought a superball yesterday. it's blue with white in some areas, and it resembles a hurricane
[17:17] <Fitz> I believe his veiws on lava lamps remains much like his veiws on more retro items, for him to not enter it would destroy the world
[17:19] <Jeramyu> The super ball is like a tennis ball, but it can capture retromon, which are essential in defeating the Mc Xbox
[17:20] <Glenn> No one messes with Johnny Cash. I heard it on television
[17:20] <Fitz> Ahhh, the Mc XBox...
[17:21] <Jeramyu> Unfortunately, to get a super ball, you must defeat me in a game of Mario Tennis for the GBC, which is only possible by slipping date rape drugs into a Dr.Pepper.
[17:21] * Glenn is now known as GlennEatingEarlyDinner
[17:21] <GlennEatingEarlyDinner> lol, i waste at GBC Mario tennis
[17:22] <Jeramyu> This unfortunately will give you the 'gay' status effect, which is only removable by getting a prostitute from Iteroth.
[17:22] <Jeramyu> I'd like to see you try and win one single set over me at Mario Tennis.
[17:22] <Fitz> And to get Iteroth to give you one of his whores
[17:22] <Fitz> ...
[17:23] <Fitz> you'd need about 8 kilos of weed
[17:23] <Jeramyu> And complete the "bong of truth" sidequest.
[17:23] <Fitz> But to complete it
[17:23] <Fitz> you need the magical death radar
[17:23] <Fitz> which can only be gotten from OverlordBill
[17:24] <Jeramyu> Ah...
[17:25] <Jeramyu> First, you must get the assault acorns of alliteration, in order to get the neon knife, which you use to beat Bill in a stabbing contest.
[17:25] <Jeramyu> wait
[17:25] <Fitz> Which you'd need the ultra mega steroid of power to be able to win
[17:26] <Jeramyu> Alliterations start with consonants
[17:26] <Jeramyu> double-dammit!
[17:26] <Fitz> screwy
[17:27] <Jeramyu> The acorns are in the negaverse, which you have to watch 50 episodes of bad anime to enter. In order to survive this, you have to cheat. Seriously. Use a game shark or something.
[17:27] <Fitz> The prize if you do all of this of corse, is $16.50, just 50 cents less than a game shark
[17:28] <Jeramyu> Yeah, you'd have to be a stupid loser just to try this.
[17:28] <Jeramyu> Which means you have to use blaksun as your playable character.
[17:29] <Fitz> But to get Blak Sun, you need to blow up the Pong Mini-Game in the unaccecable Casino by going over the score limit
[17:30] <Jeramyu> The unaccesable casion must be entered through a plot hole.
[17:36] <Fitz> The one where you must head to the secret dungeon of Bikkel's Shed
[17:37] <Jeramyu> You need a mini replica of the plasma ray to get there, so you must head to Strayed's shack of small things.
[17:39] <Fitz> But to get Strayed to give you it, you must find the turbo rocket that's heading to the moon
[17:41] <Jeramyu> Only bouncing off of Holstein's gut will get you that high, so you must present him with an offering: Several human bodies
[17:42] <Fitz> And to get them, you must retern to Bill, with his body cuboard
[17:42] <Jeramyu> And sneak in, using Porter's cloaking device
[17:46] <Fitz> And to get Porter's cloaking device, you must supply him with a lifetimes supply of porn for the average Porter, which annoyingly is ten times the amount of porn existing on earth
[17:48] <Jeramyu> Which in order to get... You can't. You're stupid if you even tried. Just give up and wallow in misery for the rest of your life.
[17:49] <Fitz> And to be so stupid, you'd need to be Blak Sun
[17:50] <Fitz> which takes you back to the casino
[17:50] <Jeramyu> Which... uh...
[17:50] <Fitz> and then you...
[17:50] <Fitz> um...
[17:51] <Jeramyu> Yesiree, "Paradox of untimely stupidness" will be release November 4th 1996!
[17:51] <Jeramyu> For the Atari 2600
[17:51] <Jeramyu> Upsidedown
[17:51] <Jeramyu> It causes cancer
[17:51] <Fitz> So don't buy it
[17:51] <Fitz> unless you want cancer
[17:52] <Fitz> So Buy IT!
[17:52] * Telephalsion has joined #theway
[17:52] <Fitz> Tele!
[17:55] <GlennEatingEarlyDinner> wow...I want that game...
[17:55] * GlennEatingEarlyDinner is now known as Glenn
[17:55] <Fitz> it is a brilliant game
[17:55] <Jeramyu> Indeed.
[17:12] <Fitz> yo-u lie
[17:12] <Jeramyu> Let us make up something funny
[17:12] <Fitz> okay
[17:12] <Jeramyu> The bungee cord is not a prerequisite to reach the cheeze whiz
[17:13] <Jeramyu> But it will greatly assist you when fighting The Shredder in Dracula's castle.
[17:14] <Fitz> What if the cheeze whiz resides at the bottem of a deathly canyon, which in touching the floor of, you will surely die, in which casse you need a bungee rope of some sorts
[17:14] * Glenn has joined #theway
[17:14] <Jeramyu> Yes, the floor of the deathly canyon is made a cortosis, a rare mineral which resists lightsabers.
[17:14] <Jeramyu> Hi Glenn
[17:15] <Glenn> hey Jeramyu
[17:15] <Jeramyu> Fitz and I are making up funny stuff.
[17:15] <Glenn> so I see
[17:15] <Jeramyu> The urge to type it 'titz' is overwhelming
[17:15] <Fitz> resists lightsabres, we must surely aquire some of this material to fight Darth Sirius
[17:16] <Jeramyu> Who is very sirius about entering the lava lamp, to recruit Bruce Willis.
[17:17] <Glenn> i bought a superball yesterday. it's blue with white in some areas, and it resembles a hurricane
[17:17] <Fitz> I believe his veiws on lava lamps remains much like his veiws on more retro items, for him to not enter it would destroy the world
[17:19] <Jeramyu> The super ball is like a tennis ball, but it can capture retromon, which are essential in defeating the Mc Xbox
[17:20] <Glenn> No one messes with Johnny Cash. I heard it on television
[17:20] <Fitz> Ahhh, the Mc XBox...
[17:21] <Jeramyu> Unfortunately, to get a super ball, you must defeat me in a game of Mario Tennis for the GBC, which is only possible by slipping date rape drugs into a Dr.Pepper.
[17:21] * Glenn is now known as GlennEatingEarlyDinner
[17:21] <GlennEatingEarlyDinner> lol, i waste at GBC Mario tennis
[17:22] <Jeramyu> This unfortunately will give you the 'gay' status effect, which is only removable by getting a prostitute from Iteroth.
[17:22] <Jeramyu> I'd like to see you try and win one single set over me at Mario Tennis.
[17:22] <Fitz> And to get Iteroth to give you one of his whores
[17:22] <Fitz> ...
[17:23] <Fitz> you'd need about 8 kilos of weed
[17:23] <Jeramyu> And complete the "bong of truth" sidequest.
[17:23] <Fitz> But to complete it
[17:23] <Fitz> you need the magical death radar
[17:23] <Fitz> which can only be gotten from OverlordBill
[17:24] <Jeramyu> Ah...
[17:25] <Jeramyu> First, you must get the assault acorns of alliteration, in order to get the neon knife, which you use to beat Bill in a stabbing contest.
[17:25] <Jeramyu> wait
[17:25] <Fitz> Which you'd need the ultra mega steroid of power to be able to win
[17:26] <Jeramyu> Alliterations start with consonants
[17:26] <Jeramyu> double-dammit!
[17:26] <Fitz> screwy
[17:27] <Jeramyu> The acorns are in the negaverse, which you have to watch 50 episodes of bad anime to enter. In order to survive this, you have to cheat. Seriously. Use a game shark or something.
[17:27] <Fitz> The prize if you do all of this of corse, is $16.50, just 50 cents less than a game shark
[17:28] <Jeramyu> Yeah, you'd have to be a stupid loser just to try this.
[17:28] <Jeramyu> Which means you have to use blaksun as your playable character.
[17:29] <Fitz> But to get Blak Sun, you need to blow up the Pong Mini-Game in the unaccecable Casino by going over the score limit
[17:30] <Jeramyu> The unaccesable casion must be entered through a plot hole.
[17:36] <Fitz> The one where you must head to the secret dungeon of Bikkel's Shed
[17:37] <Jeramyu> You need a mini replica of the plasma ray to get there, so you must head to Strayed's shack of small things.
[17:39] <Fitz> But to get Strayed to give you it, you must find the turbo rocket that's heading to the moon
[17:41] <Jeramyu> Only bouncing off of Holstein's gut will get you that high, so you must present him with an offering: Several human bodies
[17:42] <Fitz> And to get them, you must retern to Bill, with his body cuboard
[17:42] <Jeramyu> And sneak in, using Porter's cloaking device
[17:46] <Fitz> And to get Porter's cloaking device, you must supply him with a lifetimes supply of porn for the average Porter, which annoyingly is ten times the amount of porn existing on earth
[17:48] <Jeramyu> Which in order to get... You can't. You're stupid if you even tried. Just give up and wallow in misery for the rest of your life.
[17:49] <Fitz> And to be so stupid, you'd need to be Blak Sun
[17:50] <Fitz> which takes you back to the casino
[17:50] <Jeramyu> Which... uh...
[17:50] <Fitz> and then you...
[17:50] <Fitz> um...
[17:51] <Jeramyu> Yesiree, "Paradox of untimely stupidness" will be release November 4th 1996!
[17:51] <Jeramyu> For the Atari 2600
[17:51] <Jeramyu> Upsidedown
[17:51] <Jeramyu> It causes cancer
[17:51] <Fitz> So don't buy it
[17:51] <Fitz> unless you want cancer
[17:52] <Fitz> So Buy IT!
[17:52] * Telephalsion has joined #theway
[17:52] <Fitz> Tele!
[17:55] <GlennEatingEarlyDinner> wow...I want that game...
[17:55] * GlennEatingEarlyDinner is now known as Glenn
[17:55] <Fitz> it is a brilliant game
[17:55] <Jeramyu> Indeed.
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