Don't Mess With Wisconsin....WHY??

[Excell]

First to answer Impossible: I can fucking swear to no fucking end.

To War: Pennsylvania is a state you dumbfuck and Pittsburgh is the big time steel city. We are the most widely diverse state in the entire country. Philly on the southeast part of the state, hicks and suburban people in the middle and Pittsburgh on the west. And it's soda. Just like it's a hoagie, not a fuckin sub. And don't ANYONE try and make their own fucking cheesesteaks. They're the best in Philly so everyone else can just hop off. Philly is one of the food capitals of the nation. Go play some football.

I'm sorry.....Sheboygan is shit just because of the name. It could be the best city in the world but that would just ruin it. It's like sleeping with a super hot girl but she has a manly voice and moans and screams like a fuckin man.

You are all hicks.

Eagles are the number 1 rated team in the NFL.

I'll give you the sausage one, that was just a fill in to try and insult everything you said before.

UW is not the highest in the country, trust me. Harvard, Yale, Princeton, UP, ect.....the Ivy League are all better.

Wisconsin is considered to be one of the least important states in the US. Your votes count for almost shit and you guys just suck. You do nothing useful except make sausage and beer. There wouldn't even be a Wisconsin if it wasn't for PA.

[Porter]

Wisconsin has been visited 4 times by Bush, 3 times by Kerry. It's a big state for them apparently. 11 Electoral Votes is quite a bit. Wisconsin is ranked 15th in total State population, close to 6 million. And try to use facts when your saying Wisconsin is the least important state in the Union.


And onto Philadelphia.

Philadelphia, in short, is a pesthole seething with overdrawn accents and dietary conundrums; a place where no self-respecting person would abide unless it were either a matter of unfortunate temporary necessity, incarceration or Down's Syndrome gone wild. (The latter covers 90% of the population.) The streets are filthy, the inhabitants are a pasty group of globally uninformed fat trolls, the sidewalks are littered with the dregs of human existence, passed-out on steam grates for warmth, and the climate is depressing (Wisconsin's is sun filled, fresh air and beautiful women) oh yeah, everything is covered with a layer of grime in good ol' philly.

I avoid the place like the plague and I'm proud to be from Wisconsin, but seriously I would like to live in Florida...that is until every spring when those inbred, pale and glowing, fat bastards parade their unique physiques through my neighborhood here on the beach. (By the way, it's a "beach," not a "shore," you stupid fucks! )

No one wants to see your droopy, pasty man-boobs!

You can always tell a Northeastern idiot before you hear the wretched accent. They have a look about them. It isn't pleasant. Please stay out of Wisconsin. I don't go to your home. Stay out of mine. I'm from here. You're not. Let's keep it that way. We, in short, hate Philly tourists. You clog our streets and disrupt our lives. Go home and stay there. And when you leave, please tuck a Canadian under your arm!

[Telephalsion]

Spam-sense tingeling. I feel, a civil war brewing!

[Porter]

yes

Wisconsin vs. Pennsylvania

it's on!

[Excell]

PA is far more important, it's a simple as that. PA has been the most highly visited state in the entire election. We have a huge population and one of the most important and well known cities in the world. True, we aren't always the cleanest city but we are definitely more important then that shithole state Wisconsin. And nice try saying Philly tourists clog up the streets in Wisconsin. Nobody visits Wisconsin.....it has nothing. It would be like visiting Arkansas except without the accent and the shotgun using old guys who sit on porches.....oh wait....Wisconsin does have that. Wisconsin is one of the least important states in the entire Union. No one cares about Milwaukee. No one cares about Sheboygan. No one cares about the Packers.

It's a shore. We named that shit. Beaches are places with sand. The shore is the entire area. When I say "I'm going to the shore" it means I am going to the area with the beaches. Hell, you guys don't even have a beach. You have a lake....filled with more pesticides and other disgusting crap then anywhere else in the country. Even making an arguement that Wisconsin is better then Pennsylvania proves that you've never been outside of your state except on that trip to NY. Philly also has one of the least noticeable accents in the country and we aren't from the Northeast. We are considered to be "in the middle" between the South and the Northeast. Us, NY, Delware, NJ and Maryland.



Porter, you saw what I did to Impossible, you know you can't win this. So in short, both of our places are better then Australia.

[Porter]

Wisconsin a dumphole? Where are you pulling this out of? Philadelphia is one of the trashiest cities in the US. I mean calling Wisconsin a dump-hole is a simple insult, but can't be backed up by the facts. That's like calling a piece of shit a tasty piece of food and thinking it's clever.

Blind insults are what mentally retarded kids throw at each other.

I won't even start on the pollution in the city of Philadelphia, which is why everyone there is mutated into ugly mother fuckers. But if you would like to start on the pollution of Wisconsin, go ahead.

We don't have any beaches huh? We have the 2nd most amount lakes in the country (after Minnesota of course) and some of the most strict laws on polluting in the nation. Believe me when I say, we probably have 3 times as many beaches as Pennsylvania, saying beach means sand next to water where hot women wear bikinis.

Where have I been outside of the state (more blind insults)? Portland, New York City, Orlando, Miami, Phoenix, LA, London, England and I have been to Philadelphia for the X-Games in 2002, and it smelt bad, I couldn't wait to get out. Nothing like good ol' clean Wausau, Wisconsin.

One last thing, no one cares about the Packers?

Waiting list for Green Bay Packer season tickets(#1 in NFL): 250,000 (20 years)
next closest waiting list: Seattle Seahawks: 76,000 (9 years)

[Porter]

and I'd only go to australia to see the women and the kangaroos

[Amgard]

And the F1 races in Melbourne! Woo!

[Porter]

You know, fuck it....both places are fine.

At least it isn't Seoul

[Amgard]

I'd live in Australia if it weren't for the unbelievably dangerous spiders/snakes, and the fact there's no market for game development.

I mean it's warm, it's British, and it has boomerangs. What's the downside to that?

[Strayed Wanderer]

I can think of two...

It's warm and it's british.

[Excell]

Dude....I love Wisconsin. I was just fuckin around. Philly is pretty much a trashole but the Eagles still kick ass. I didn't know you thought I was serious.

Seoul is too fuckin big and far too fuckin dirty. Australia has Mel Gibson, kangaroos and assholes like Impossible . Wildwood, though, is the #7 rated beach in the entire country. It's the big time Philly beach.

[Porter]

You love Wisconsin? Awww, you can come join my family.

see? i'm so wisconsin-like i get rather defensive.

[Excell]

Yeah, it's definitely a lot nicer to live in. Although probly not as exciting. The good thing about PA is that we have two big cities and a lot of others close by so we have a lot to do. The other cool thing about Philly is that it might become the most technologically advanced big city in the world. We might be going completely wireless.

And Philly also has the coolest sports fans.

[Porter]

we love the pack

packer fans, fresh from the south pole, drinking beer and not wearing their shirts.

oh yeah, the only time two men will hug, is for the PACKERS

can you say "the lambeau leap" the original jump in the stands? invented by LeRoy Butler!

the greatest game ever, the ICE BOWL in 1966, the pack win over the cowboys in the coldest NFL game EVER to goto the first super bowl. It was still a sell out game in green bay!

Downtown Green Bay, THE SMALLEST CITY of 102,000 in the USA to have a professional sports francise (which includes, hockey, basketball and baseball) and is the ONLY sports franchise that is owned by the people of Green Bay rather than by a large corporate business, TRUE FOOTBALL indeed.

OH yeah, the greatest coach ever, Vince Lombardi.

Is it any wonder the biggest trophy in the NFL every year for the super bowl is called the Lombardi Trophy? I think that settles how the Packers are the greatest football shrine ever.

Long live the Pack at Titletown, USA Green Bay.