The Way Survivor Day 9 - One more bag.....dime

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The Way Survivor Day 9 - One more bag.....dime

Postby Porter » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:13 pm

We last left our three heroes Porter, Iteroth and Strayed Wanderer travelling to the strings of life, guarded by the big man in red of course, (santa clause) Holstein Cow has lost his life for a noble cause, and Jeramyu was left to die by Strayed Wanderer.

"We've been traversing North forever now," Iteroth said.
"You know, things haven't been getting colder either, it actually....feels.....warmer," Strayed added, "how odd."

"Guys, we still have a mission to accomplish, we have to terminate all but one way character or the earth will be destroyed,' Porter said, "right iteroth?"

"That's what the mystical ghost said," Iteroth replied.

it was about 2 more hours or so when they reached it.....the north pole.

"So where are the fuckin' strings of life?" Porter said.

"That's a good question........" a voice said out of no where.

Porter, Iteroth and Strayed looked back.....it was Jeramyu.....he was ALIVE and tattered.

"Now I'm going to kill you guys......YOU ARE DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" HE YELLED. "STRAYED YOU WILL DIE A PAINFUL AND HORRIBLE DEATH"

Meanwhile under the surface the evil string guardian santa commanded his minion to take and lead the trio away, for they were dangerously close from ruining santas plot to rule the world.

"Now you're DEAD, WAHHHHHHH" Jeramyu said as he lunged. Soon after a ghostly Cesta took over Jeramyu's body!

Jeramyu got up and said, "I'm sorry, I shall lead you to the strings of life"

The trio were confused about this turn of attitude, but since they really didn't care, they followed.

"Good thing I have this dimebag to keep me occupied," Iteroth said as he made himself feel good.

After about 1 day of walking and leading them on, Cesta in Jeramyu's body was very dissatisfied with her appearence. She thought to herself, I would never touch this body.....perhaps I should take Porters.

And indeed she did, she in turn left Jeramyu's body and took Porters. SHOCKED by this turn of events, Jeramyu then turned to the trio and said something was wrong.

Just then Cesta was so hot inside Porters body, she took her clothes off, WHICH were PORTERS. So they knew that SHE WAS INDEED INSIDE OF HIM, SO THEY SLAUGHTERED PORTER BEFORE CESTA COULD REALLY GET OFF FROM PLAYING WITH HERSELF WHICH BASICALLY WOULD BE PORTER PLAYING WITH HIMSELF.

Cesta was terminated.

Strayed and Jeramyu made up in the end, Iteroth hardly cared.

Vote on...


Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
10) Kloe
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa

Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
8 )Scatha/Chasta
9) Lexus
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
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Postby Impossible » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:29 pm

It's about time... How can you have Serena on there anyway? We should save her for last just to have some weird revelation as to her identity. Traz will probably win, though.

I vote for either Lexus or Scatha; whoever gets less votes by everyone else.
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Postby Excell » Wed Sep 22, 2004 9:39 pm

Lexus

Haha, nice.
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Postby Telephalsion » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:14 am

PS
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:35 am

...What? And people said "Cure for Combat" was incomprehensible.

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Postby Fredric » Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:12 pm

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Postby Strayed Wanderer » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:03 pm

Fucking assholes, don't vote for the Slasher...

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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:05 pm

Traziun
Richard Dawkins wrote:Life results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.


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Postby OverlordBill » Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:34 pm

Me.
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Postby Porter » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:06 pm

I agree with Strayed,

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Postby Iteroth » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:10 pm

We killed Porter? ALL RIGHT!

...ahem...

Lexus.
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Postby Impossible » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:38 pm

Yeah, I don't see what everyone has against the PS. We don't even know anything about him.

And I'm changing my mind, instead of voting for whoever gets the least votes of Scatha and Lexus, I'll just vote for Lexus because other people are. Scatha should be next, though...
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Postby Porter » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:38 pm

VOTE FOR LEXUS pleeeeeeeeeeease
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Postby blaksun » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:42 pm

Lex-us.

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Echoes of the past decry.
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Rhue gets the sex he needs


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Postby Impossible » Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:51 pm

Porter, it's your story, and you're a mod. You can do it however you want. :P

But come on, the Phantom Slasher has been so good and helpful, saving Rhue and stuff, and giving him awesome new sword auras.

Lexus, on the other hand, was an evil bitch who used you to become more like another evil bitch, specifically the last evil bitch we voted out.
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