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Should Cow be turned in?

Yes!
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No, he's a damn cow.
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The Cow is a murderer

Postby Porter » Fri Oct 01, 2004 10:13 am

Violence in Cow-lumbia

September 26th, 2004
SOURCE: The Appleton Post Cresent, World Section

Colombia, long the world's murder capital due to drug-related deaths, now has violence spreading to farm animals. RCN Radio reported that a Holstein Cow stepped on the trigger of a loaded rifle left in a field by a farm laborer, and shot another cow in the head. The injured cow is listed in critical condition at a nearby veterinary hospital!
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I'm guessing Holstein fled the scene. It's our civil duty to turn him in....

or should we not?
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Postby EmperorJeramyu » Fri Oct 01, 2004 12:48 pm

Run Cow, run!
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Postby Excell » Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:41 pm

Turn him in, that's so much more fun. 8)
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Postby HolsteinCow » Fri Oct 01, 2004 2:46 pm

Dear Friends,

If you are reading this, then I have already crossed the southern border and I am now dodging people trying to kill me to make some kind of meat salad (read: shit). I hope nobody else wins against me in Pong, or I'll have to cross over to Honduras!

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Postby Porter » Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:07 pm

A recent photo of Holstein being seduced by gay television star Christopher Lowell

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