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by **Excell** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:20 pm

God's ass is perfect size and perfect tightness.

by **Porter** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 4:22 pm

if i were transformed into my ass......

i'd be beautiful

by **Telephalsion** » Tue Oct 05, 2004 11:58 pm

i wonder if god even has an ass...

by **DSOK** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 12:48 pm

Telephalsion wrote:i wonder if god even has an ass...

Well, if we were made in God's image, there's certainly an argument to be made that he has some kind of ass-like aspect.

I actually got the interrogative from the British comedy Coupling.

by **Telephalsion** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:31 pm

that movie is great... anyways if we were indeed made to be gods image god must be a split siameese twin due to humans having two sexes, or maybe he fucked up the first time and then tried again.

by **Sage Of The Wise** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 1:48 pm

Telephalsion wrote: or maybe he fucked up the first time and then tried again.

Yeah, but which one was the mistake? :shock:

by **Telephalsion** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:19 pm

shall i quote the bible in a very non-exact way:

and god made adam from the dust on the ground and then adam got lonely so god took one of his ribs while he slept and made eve

by **DSOK** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:37 pm

Telephalsion wrote:shall i quote the bible in a very non-exact way:

and god made adam from the dust on the ground and then adam got lonely so god took one of his ribs while he slept and made eve

Actually, it tells the story twice, and the first time, man and woman are made together, as part of the same plan; then there's the famous, Adam first, then the rib version. The two presentations are not explicitly inconsistent, but their implicaitons are very different.

by **Glenn47** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 2:47 pm

I say when they say that god made man in his image, it could be complete bull. The bible was written by men, so of course that influenced it. Also did you know that the bible says it's okay to own a slave, as long as you respect him? Come to think of it, God would more likely appear as a woman, because men and women both appreciate the beauty of the female body. If guys were made in God's image, then doncha think that guys would respect other guys' looks more than we do?

My stay-on-topic part of this is...
1. No we don't think that guy is hot. No it's not weird that we don't think so.

1. If there's someone hotter than you around, she's not hotter than you. She's nice.

by **Amgard** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:20 pm

1. Men are dead on the outside. We show no emotion to anything you say or do. Just think of us as an outlet. You complain, we just sit there stone-faced.

1. Sex cures headaches. Trust us on this (And actually, it does!)

by **Glenn47** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:50 pm

Ouch!!! What are you, crazy??? Sex during a headache hurts like a bitch! And by sex, I don't mean sex, cuz I'm a virgin. But I mean the other thing that won't be mentioned.

by **Porter** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 6:53 pm

sex with a female is much different.

by **Iteroth** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:02 pm

Glenn47 wrote:Ouch!!! What are you, crazy??? Sex during a headache hurts like a bitch! And by sex, I don't mean sex, cuz I'm a virgin. But I mean the other thing that won't be mentioned.

Masturbation :oops:

OMG EMBARASS

by **Glenn47** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:15 pm

Iteroth wrote:

Masturbation OMG EMBARASS

really? everyone does it...[/b]

by **EmperorJeramyu** » Wed Oct 06, 2004 7:19 pm

Actually, masturbation does relieve headaches. I've tested it.

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