Hey, I got this email...

[Glenn47]

Actually, I just wanted to make a rhyme. I believe you. But I had to choose between telling you that I believed you or lying in a rhyme. WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE DONE?

[Ashton]

Because I don't ryhme I would say "I believe you"

[Glenn47]

Okay. Hey Bill, can I borrow your knife?

[OverlordBill]

Which? The Stabby2000, Mauler8, The Gutwrencher? Or you could just borrow... The Revolver!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Glenn47]

Hmm...which one can kill 100 people with one stab?

[Sage Of The Wise]

Well, Its probably called Stabby2000 for a reason.

[Glenn47]

That's true. But either way, the Gutwrencher probably has a Gut Wrencher. As in that long rod on top of the knife that when you turn it, it wrenches guts. Is that thing called a GW?

[Sage Of The Wise]

I would assume so, but either way I'd go with the revolver.

[Glenn47]

Yeah Sage, you're probably right. Okay Bill, revolver it is!

Hmm...after three days, I forget who it was I wanted to stab...Oh well.

STAB]

[Sage Of The Wise]

I thought you were going to stab the person who sent you the email, and then 99 random people after that I guess.

[Glenn47]

Well see, I can't really decide who the other 99 will be. The stab's blast will just keep going straight forward through the email sender, and hit anyone in its path until it kills 100 total. Of course, that's only if I do a thrust stab. If I do a slash, then it will do some sort of sound wave looking thing. I think I'll put the emailer right outside my house and thrust forward, cuz leah is right across from me. MWAHAHAHA.

[Sage Of The Wise]

Just send you stab in the form of a chain letter. That'll get to 99 people quickly.