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The Sex Dictionary (warning, contains words)

Postby Flibbo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:29 am

Hell yes. Post it.


as requested by Impossible here is the sex dictionary


A
· ACAROPHILIA: Affinity for itching
· ACHLUOPHILIA: Love of darkness
· ACMEGENESIS: Orgasm
· ACOMOCLITIC: Preference for hairless genitals
· ACOUSTICOPHILIA: Arousal from sounds
· ACROPHILIA: Arousal from heights or high altitudes
· ACROTOMOPHILIA: Arousal from amputees
· ACTIRASTY: To become aroused from exposure to sun's rays
· ACUCULLOPHALIA: Circumcision
· ACYESIS: Female sterility
· ADAMITISM: Going naked for God
· ADOLESCENTILISM: Cross-dressing or playing the role of an adolescent
· AELUROPHILIA: Deriving gratification from cats
· AGALMATOPHILIA: Attractions to statues or mannequins
· AGAMIC: Asexual; parthenogenic
· AGENOBIOSIS: Married couple who consent to live together without sex
· AGONOPHILIA: Person who is aroused by a partner pretending to struggle
· AGORAPHILIA: Arousal from open spaces or having sex in public places
· AGREXOPHILIA: Arousal from others knowing you are having sex
· AICHMOPHILIA: Love of needles and other pointed objects
· AISCHROLATREIA: Worship of filth, smut; obscenity cult
· ALBUTOPHILIA: Arousal from water
· ALGOLAGNIA: Sexual satisfaction resulting from giving or receiving pain; sadism or masochism
· ALIPHINEUR: Person using lotion to arouse a partner
· ALLOERASTY: Use of nudity of another person to arouse a partner
· ALLOPELLIA: Having orgasm from watching others engaging in sex
· ALLORGASMIA: Arousal from fantasizing about someone other than one's partner
· ALLOTRIORASTY: Arousal from partners of other nations or races
· ALPHAMEGAMIA: Attraction to partners of another age group
· ALTOCALCIPHILIA: High heel fetish
· ALVINOLAGNIA: Stomach fetish
· AMATRIPSIS: Masturbation by rubbing labia together
· AMAUROPHILIA: Preference for a blind or blindfolded sex partner
· AMAXOPHILIA: Attraction to riding in cars and motor vehicles
· AMBISEXTROUS: Pertaining to a bisexual person
· AMELOTASIS: Attraction to absence of limb
· AMOKOSCISIA: Arousal or sexual frenzy with desire to slash or mutilate women
· AMOMAXIA: Sex in a parked car
· AMPHIEROTISM: Capacity of erotic reaction toward either sex
· AMPHIGENTIC INVERT: An individual who regularly engages in sexual activity with persons of both genders
· AMPHISEXUAL: Bisexual
· AMULIEROSIS: Result of sexual privacy
· AMYCHESIS: Act of scratching partner during sexual passion
· AMYCHOPHILIA: Deriving sexual pleasure from being scratched
· ANACLITISM: Arousal from items used as infant
· ANACREONTIC: Erotic
· ANALINCTUS: Licking the anus
· ANALINGUS: Rimming or penetration of anus with tongue
· ANASTEEMAPHILIA: Attraction to a person because of a difference in height
· ANAXIPHILIA: Act of falling in love with a loser by someone who should know better
· ANDROGYNY: Having both male and female characteristics
· ANDROGYNOPHILIA: Bisexual
· ANDROIDISM: Arousal from robots with human features
· ANDROMANIA: Nymphomania
· ANDROMINETOPHILIA: Arousal from female partner who dresses like male
· ANDROSODOMY: Anal sex with a male partner
· ANILILAGNIA: Sexual desire for older women
· ANISONOGAMIST: Attraction to either older or younger partners
· ANOCRATISM: Anal sex
· ANOMEATIA: Anal sex with a female partner
· ANOPHELORASTIA: Arousal from defiling or ravaging a partner
· ANOPHILEMIA: Kissing anus
· ANORAPTUS: Rapist who only attacks elderly women
· ANTHOLAGNIA: Arousal from smelling flowers
· ANTHROPOPHAGOLAGNIA: Rape with cannibalism
· ANTHROPOPHAGY: Pleasure derived from the ingestion of human flesh
· ANTIPUDIC: Covering one’s genitals
· ANTIOPHILIA: Fondness for floods
· APELLOUS: Circumcision
· APHALLATIA: Celibacy
· APHEPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from being touched
· APHILOPHRENIA: A feeling that one is unloved or unwanted
· APISTIA: Adultery
· APODYSOPHILIA: Feverish desire to undress
· APOTEMNOPHILIA: Person who has sexual fantasies about losing a limb
· ARACHNEPHILIA: Attraction to spiders
· ARPAGEE: A raped woman
· ARRHENOTHIGMOPHILOUS: Nymphomania
· ARSOMETRY: Anal sex
· ASCETICISM: Religious self-denial often including celibacy
· ASPHYXIAPHILIA: Arousal from lack of oxygen

· ASTHENOLAGNIA: Arousal from weakness or being humiliated
· ASTYPHIA: Impotence
· ASYNODIA: Celibacy particularly due to impotence
· AULOPHILIA: Love of flutes
· AUTAGONISTOPHILIA: Exhibitionism; arousal from exposing naked body or genitals to strangers while on stage or while being photographed
· AUTASSASSINOPHILIA: Arousal from orchestrating one's own death by the hands of another
· AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIA: Arousal from oxygen deprivation and sometimes risk of dying
· AUTOGYNEPHILIA: Arousal from crossdressing
· AUTOMASOCHISM: Arousal from inflicting intense sensations of pain on one's own body
· AUTONEPIOPHILIA: Sexual attraction from dressing or being treated like an infant
· AUTOPEDERASTY: The insertion of one's own penis into their anus
· AVERING: A boy’s begging in the nude to arouse sympathy
· AVISODOMY: Breaking the neck of a bird while penetrating it for sex
· AXILLISM: The use of the armpit for sex
B
· BATHYCOLPIAN: Possessing a large bosom
· BATRACHOPHILIA: Attraction to frogs
· BELONEPHILIA: Arousal from pins or needles
· BIASTOPHILIA: Pleasure from forcible rape of a terrified stranger
· BLISSOM: To copulate with an ewe
· BOLLOCKS: Testicles
· BOTULINONIA: Sex with a sausage
· BROMIDROPHILIA: Arousal from bodily smells
· BRONTOPHILIA: Love of thunderstorms
C
· CALLIPYGIAN: Having shapely buttocks
· CANOPHILIA: Turned on by dogs
· CAPNOLAGNIA: Arousal from watching others smoke
· CAPONIZE: To castrate a chicken
· CATAGELOPHILIA: Love of being ridiculed
· CATAMENIA: Menstruation
· CATAMITE: A boy used in homosexual relations
· CHASMOPHILIA: Attraction to nooks, crannies, crevices, and chasms
· CHEIMAPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from cold or winter
· CHIONOPHILIA: Love of snow
· CHREMATISTOPHILIA: Arousal from being charged for sex or robbed
· CHRYSOPHILIA: Arousal from gold or golden objects
· CLAUSTROPHILIA: Love of being confined in small places
· CLIMACOPHILIA: Deriving pleasure by falling down stairs
· COMMASCULATION: Homosexuality between men
· CONCUPISCENCE: Excessive sexual desire
· CONTRECTATION: The love play preceding sexual intercourse
· CONVERTITE: A reformed prostitute
· COPROLOGY: The study of pornography
· COPROPHEMIA: Obscene language
· COPROPHILIA: A fancier of feces
· CRATOLAGNIA: Arousal from strength
· CRUROPHILIA: Sexual arousal from legs
· CYPRIAN: Lecherous
· CYPRIDOPHOBIA: Fear of getting venereal disease
· CYPRIPAREUNIA: Sexual intercourse with a prostitute
D
· DACRYPHILIA: Arousal from seeing tears in the eyes of a partner
· DASYPYGAL: Having hairy buttocks
· DENDROPHILIA: Attraction to trees
· DEOSCULATE: To kiss affectionately
· DEPUSCELATE: To lose one’s virginity
· DIGENESIS: Alternately sexual and asexual reproduction
· DIGENOUS: Bisexual
· DIOESTRUM: The time when a female animal is not in heat
· DORAPHILIA: Love of animal skins
· DOWCET: A deer’s testicle
· DYSTYCHIPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from accidents
E
· ECDEMOLAGNIA: Arousal from traveling or being away from home
· ECDYSIAST: A stripper
· EDEA: The external genitals
· ELUMBATED: Weak in the loins
· EMETOPHILIA: Arousal from vomit or vomiting
· EMMENOLOGY: The study of menstruation
· ENCEINTE: Pregnant
· ENCRATY: Abstinence
· EONISM: Transvestitism
· EPHEBOPHILIA: Compelling need for an older person to seek adolescent partners for sexual gratification
· EPICENE: Pertaining to both sexes
· EPIGAMIC: Tending to attract the opposite sex during mating season
· EPISTEMOPHILIA: Abnormal preoccupation with acquiring knowledge (This best describes me)
· EREMOPHILIA: Maniacal desire to be left alone
· ERGOPHILIA: Love of work and labor
· EROTOPHOBIA: Fear of sexual love
· EROTOPHONPHILIA: Attaining sexual satisfaction from murdering complete strangers
· ERYTHROPHILIA: Becoming aroused by blushing
· EUNUCHATE: To make a eunuch
· EVIRATION: Emasculation, castration
F
· FAM: To grope a woman
· FEMORAL COITUS: Penis-thigh sex
· FESCENNINE: Vulgar
· FISSIPARISM: Reproduction by fissioning
FITZOPHILLA : Love of fitz, everyone is automatically born with it
· FORMICOPHILIA: Enjoyment of the use of insects for sexual purposes
· FRICATRICE: A whore
· FROTTEUR: A person aroused by brushing up against clothed people in public places
· FURTLING: The use of fingers underneath cut-outs in genital areas of photos for arousal
G
· GAMIC: Sexual
· GAMOPHOBIA: Fear of marriage
· GENICON: A sexual partner imagined by one who is dissatisfied with her actual partner
· GENOPHOBIA: Fear of sex
· GERONOSEXUALITY: An attraction where the object of desire is 30 years older or more
· GERONTOPHILIA: Arousal from an older partner
· GODEMICHE: A dildo
· GOMPHIPOTHIC: Arousal by the sight of teeth
· GRAPHOLAGNIA: Maniacal interest in obscene pictures
· GRIVOISERIE: Lewd and lascivious behavior
· GUNZEL: A passive, orally oriented, male homosexual
· GYMNOPHOBIA: Fear of nudity
· GYNANDER: A female pseudo-hermaphrodite
· GYNANDRY: Hermaphroditism
· GYNOPHOBIA: Fear of women
· GYNOTIKOLOBOMASSOPHILIA: Deriving sexual pleasure by nibbling on a woman’s earlobe
H
· HAMARTOPHILIA: Love of committing sinful acts
· HAPTEPHILIA: Arousal by being touched
· HARPAXOPHILIA: Getting pleasure by robbery or being robbed
· HEAUTONTIMORUMENOS: Masochist
· HEBETIC: Happening at puberty
· HEDONOPHOBIA: Fear of pleasure
· HEMATOLAGNIA: Sexual stimulation from blood
· HEMIPENIS: One of the paired sex organs of many reptiles
· HETAERISM: Extramarital sex; communal marriage
· HOMILOPHILIA: Arousal from hearing or giving sermons
· HYMENORRHEXIS: Defloration of the hymen
· HYPNOPHILIA: Turned on by the thought of sleeping
I
· ICOLAGNIA: Arousal from contemplation of, or contact with sculptures or pictures
· INCUBUS: A male demon who has intercourse with a woman while she is sleeping
· INFANTILISM: Attraction to childhood items
· IPSISM: Masturbation
· IRRUMATION: Fellatio
· ISOPHILIC: Relating to same gender affection sans sex
· ITHYPHALLIC: Pertaining to the phallus carried in Bacchanalian festivals; lewd
J
· JOCKER: A male homosexual
K
· KAINOTOPHILIA: Getting pleasure from change
· KAKORRHAPHIOPHILIA: Arousal from failure
· KALOPSIA: Condition where things appear more beautiful than they really are (e.g. when you’re drunk)
· KENOPHILIA: Attraction to empty or open spaces
· KERAUNOPHILIA: Turned on by thunder and lightning
· KINESOPHILIA: Arousal from movement and exercise
· KLISMAPHILIA: Sexual pleasure from enemas
· KNISSOPHILIA: Attraction to incense-burning
· KOPOPHILIA: Arousal from physical or mental exhaustion
L
· LAGNOSIS: Satyriasis
· LALIOPHILIA: Arousal from public speaking
· LALOCHEZIA: Talking dirty to relieve tension
· LAPAROHYSTEROSALPINGOOOPHORECTOMY: Surgical removal of the female reproductive organs
· LEMAN: A mistress or lover
· LENOCINANT: Lewd
· LIGYROPHILIA: Turned on by loud noises
· LILAPSOPHILIA: Arousal from tornadoes
· LOBCOCK: A large, relaxed penis
· LITHOPHILIA: Attraction to stones, gravel, or mud
· LOVERTINE: Addicted to love-making
· LUPANARIAN: Lubricious, lascivious, lewd
· LYGOPHILIA: Love of darkness
· LYSSOPHILIA: Sexual arousal from becoming angry or upset
M
· MACHLAENOMANIA: Masochism in women
· MACROMASTIC: Pertaining to large breasts
· MACROPHILIA: Attraction to giants or giant creatures
· MAIESIOPHILIA: Arousal from childbirth or pregnant women
· MAMMILLATED: Having nipples
· MANIAPHILIA: Attraction to insane people
· MANUSTUPRATION: Masturbation
· MASTIGOPHILIA: Sexual gratification from punishment or being whipped; masochism
· MATUTOLAGNIA: Antemerdian sexual desire
· MAZOPHILIA: Compulsion for breasts
· MECHANOPHILIA: Turned on by machines
· MEGALOPHILIA: Arousal from large objects (not necessarily fat)
· MELISSOPHILIA: Attraction to bees
· MENACME: The menstruating part of a woman’s life
· MENOPHANIA: The onset of menstruation; false menstruation
· MENTULATE: Possessing a large penis; well-hung
· MERKIN: A pubic hair wig
· METOPOPHILIA: Turned on by a person’s face
· METROPHILIA: Arousal from poetry
· MISAPODYSIS: Hatred of undressing in front of someone
· MISEROTIA: Aversion to sex
· MIXOSCOPIA: Orgasm achieved by watching one’s beloved have sex with someone else; voyeurism
· MOLYSMOPHILIA: Attraction to dirt, filth, or contamination (see MYSOPHILIA)
· MONOECIOUS: Hermaphroditic
· MONORCHID: Having one testicle
· MULIEBRITY: Assumption of female characteristics by a male
· MULTIGRAVIDA: A woman who has been pregnant more than once
· MUSOPHILIA: Attraction to mice
· MYSOPHILIA: Love of dirt or becoming dirty
N
· NANOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to a short partner
· NARRATOPHILIA: Arousal from erotic conversations
· NASOPHILIA: Arousal from the sight, touch, licking, or sucking of a partner's nose.
· NEANILAGNIA: A yen for nymphets
· NEBULOPHILIA: Arousal from fog
· NECROPHILIA: Sexual gratification only by having sex with the dead
· NEMOPHILIA: Love of forests
· NEOLAGNIUM: Puberty
· NEOPHILIA: Arousal from anything new
· NOSOPHILIA: Love of becoming ill
· NOTHOSONOMIA: Calling someone a bastard
· NOVERCAMANIA: Sexual attraction to one’s stepmother
· NYCTOPHILIA: Love of night
· NYMPHOLEPSY: Trance incurred by erotic daydreams
O
· OBSOLAGNIUM: Waning sexual desire due to age
· OCHLOPHILIA: Attraction to crowds
· OCNOPHILE: Someone chronically dependent on their lover
· OCULOLINCTUS: The act of licking a partner's eyeball
· ODYNOPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from pain; masochism
· OIKOPHILIA: Attraction to one’s home
· OLFACTOPHILIA: Sexual gratification from smells
· OMBROPHILIA: Turned on by rain or being rained upon
· ONANISM: Masturbation
· OPHELIMITY: The ability to please sexually
· OPHIDIOPHILIA: Arousal from snakes
· ORNITHOPHILIA: Love of birds
· OSMOLAGNIA: Arousal caused by bodily odors, such as sweat or menses
· OSPHRESIOPHILIA: An inordinate love of smells
· OZOLAGNIA: Arousal from odors
P
· PANTOPHILIA: Arousal from just about everything imaginable
· PAPHIAN: Erotic; pertaining to illicit love
· PAPILLA: A nipple
· PARACOITA: A female sexual partner
· PARACOITUS: A male sexual partner
· PAREUNIA: Sexual intercourse
· PARTHENOLATRY: Virgin worship
· PARTHENOPHILIA: Attraction only to virgins
· PECCATOPHILIA: Arousal from sinning or having committed an imaginary crime
· PEDIOPHILIA: Attraction to dolls
· PEDOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to children
· PENIAPHILIA: Erotic fascination with poverty
· PENTHERAPHILIA: Sexual attraction to one’s mother-in-law
· PEODEIKTOPHILIA: Sexual arousal from exhibitionism
· PEOTOMY: Surgical amputation of the penis
· PESSARY: A vaginal suppository
· PHALLATION: Movement of the penis in sexual intercourse
· PHILOPHOBIA: Fear of falling in love or of being loved
· PHILOPORNIST: A lover of prostitutes
· PHRONEMOPHILIA: Turned on by the act of thinking
· PHTHIRIOPHILIA: Attraction to lice
· PHYGEPHILIA: Arousal from being a fugitive
· PICTOPHILIA: Arousal only from looking at erotic pictures
· PIZZLE: A whip made of an animal’s penis
· PLACOPHILIA: Arousal from tombstones
· PLANISTETHIC: Flat-chested
· PLUVIOPHILIA: Sexual stimulation from rain or being rained upon
· PNIGOPHILIA: Aroused from people choking
· POINEPHILIA: Turned on by punishment; masochism
· PONOPHILIA: Attraction to overwork
· PORNERASTIC: Licentious, lewd, and horny
· PORNOCRACY: A government by prostitutes
· PORNOLAGNIA: Desire for prostitutes
· POTAMOPHILIA: Arousal from streams and rivers
· PREMENACMIUM: Life before menstruation begins
· PRESBYTOREAN: An erotic poem
· PRIAPISM: Persistent and painful erection, usually the result of a disease
· PRONOVALENCE: Ability to have sexual intercourse in a prone position only
· PSELLISMOPHILIA: Becoming aroused by stuttering
· PTERIDOMANIA: An intense desire for ferns
· PTERONOPHILIA: Sexual gratification from being tickled by feathers
· PUCELAGE: Virginity
· PUNQUETTO: A prostitute
· PUTANISM: Prostitution
· PYGMALIIONISM: Falling in love with one’s creation (a la "My Fair Lady")
· PYGOPHILIA: Aroused from buttocks
· PYROLAGNIA: Sexual stimulation from watching fires
Q
· QUADOSHKA: American Indian form of tantric sex
· QUEENING: Sitting on the side of a person's face as a form of bondage
· QUIM: The vagina
R
· RAMMISH: Lustful and horny
· RANTALLION: One whose scrotum is longer than his penis
· RENIFLEUR: One who gets sexual pleasure from body smells
· RÉTIFISM: Foot and shoe fetishism, including using the shoe for masturbation
· RETROCOPULATION: Fornicating from behind ("Doggie position")
· RHABDOPHILIA: Finding pleasure in being severely criticized
· RHYTIPHILIA: Arousal from facial wrinkles
· RUTTISH: Horny; in heat
S
· SACOFRICOSIS: The practice of cutting a hole in the bottom of a front pant pocket in order to masturbate in public with less risk of detection
· SAPPHISM: Lesbianism
· SCELEROPHILIA: Attraction to bad guys or unsavory characters
· SCOPTOPHILIA: Voyeurism
· SCOTOPHILIA: Turned on by darkness
· SDRUCCIOLA: Copulate
· SEPTOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to decaying matter
· SIDERODROMOPHILIA: Arousal from riding in trains
· SITOPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from eating
· SOCERAPHILIA: Excitement from one’s parents-in-law
· SOPHOPHILIA: Sexual gratification from learning
· SOROPHILIA: Attraction to one’s sister
· SPADONISM: Eunuchry
· SPECTROPHILIA: Arousal from looking at oneself in a mirror
· SPERMATOPHOBIA: Fear of semen
· SPINTRY: A male whore
· STASIVALENCE: Ability to have sexual intercourse only while standing
· STAUROPHILIA: Arousal from the cross or crucifix
· STHENOLAGNIA: Arousal from displaying strength or muscles
· STUPRATION: Rape
· STYGIOPHILIA: Deriving pleasure from thoughts of hell
· SUBAGITATION: Copulation
· SUCCUBUS: A female demon who seduces men in their sleep
· SUPINOVALENT: Able to fornicate only while lying on the back
· SYMPHOROPHILIA: Arousal by accidents or catastrophes
· SYNGENESOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to one’s relatives
T
· TAPHEPHILIA: Arousal from being buried alive
· TAPHOPHILIA: Love of funerals
· TELEOPHILIA: Affinity for religious ceremonies
· TENTIGINOUS: Lascivious
· TERATOPHILIA: Arousal from deformed or monstrous people
· THALASSOPHILIA: Love of the sea
· THASSOPHILIA: Attraction to sitting
· THREPTEROPHILIA: A fondness for female nurses
· THYGATRILAGNIA: A father’s sexual love for his daughter
· TIMOPHILIA: Arousal from gold or wealth
· TOCOPHILIA: Fondness for pregnancy and childbirth
· TONITROPHILIA: Love of thunder
· TOXIPHILIA: Attraction to poisons
· TOXOPHILIA: Love of archery
· TRAGALISM: Lust; lechery; obscenity
· TRANSFEMINATE: To change from woman to man
· TRAUMATOPHILIA: An unconscious desire to be injured
· TRIBADISM: Mutual genital-fondling between lesbians
· TRICHOPATHOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to hair
· TRIPSOLAGNIA: Arousal from having hair shampooed
U
· UNDINISM: The association of water with erotic thoughts
· URANISM: Homosexuality
· URANOPHILIA: Sexual arousal by heavenly thoughts
· UROLAGNIA: Sexual pleasure from urinating
· URTICATION: The use of nettles to create extra sensation
· UXORAVALENT: Only able to attain sex extramaritally (applied to men)
· UXOROVALENT: Able to score only with one’s wife
V
· VACCINOPHILIA: Turned on by becoming vaccinated
· VAMPIRISM: Consuming blood of a partner for arousal
· VICARPHILIA: Arousal from other people's exciting experiences
· VINCILAGNIA: Arousal from bondage
· VIRAGINITY: Masculinity in a woman
· VIRGIN: You really need to ask?
· VIRIMIMISM: Adoption of masculinity
· VIRIPOTENT: Sexually mature
· VITRICOPHILIA: Sexual attraction to one’s stepfather
W
· WETHER: A castrated ram
· WHELP: To bear offspring
· WHIRLYGIGS: Testicles
· WITTOL: A husband who tolerates his wife’s infidelity
X
· XENODYNAMIC: Person who is only potent with strangers
· XENOPHILIA: An attraction to foreign customs, traditions, and foreigners
· XERONISUS: Inability to reach orgasm
· XYLOPHILIA: Turned on by wooden objects
Y
· YELD: Not old enough to procreate
· YLOPHILIA: Affinity for forests
· YONI WORSHIP: Worship of the female genitals
Z
· ZELOPHILIA: Sexual arousal from jealousy
· ZOOERASTIA: Sexual intercourse with an animal
· ZOOPHILIA: One who is strongly attracted to animals in a spiritual, sexual, or emotional sense
· ZWISCHENSTUFE: Arousal from a person of the same sex


if you read all of that your either me or just quite bored
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:53 am

i just had this chat on msn:

In 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
http://www.crestfallen.us/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=634

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
CRAP!!!

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
lol

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
ANORAPTUS: Rapist who only attacks elderly women

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
EWWWW

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
tell me aobut it

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
ARACHNEPHILIA: Attraction to spiders

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
WTF?

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
that's super gross

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
CLAUSTROPHILIA: Love of being confined in small places

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
ummmm...

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
that is just.....sick..

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
yea

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
TAPHEPHILIA: Arousal from being buried alive

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
what?

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
LOL!!!

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
that's super weird

in 130 years everyone that is alive on the planet today will be dead. says:
yea

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
ZELOPHILIA: Sexual arousal from jealousy

Invader Zim: Well that's stupid.... Dib: Yeah..Really stupid. Zim: YOU DARE AGREE WITH ME!!!!! says:
WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?! how can anyone be aroused because he or she is jealous?
Richard Dawkins wrote:Life results from the non-random survival of randomly varying replicators.


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Postby Flibbo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:59 am

wow i influenced 3 complete strangers conversation
go me
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:04 am

Fobia means fear of.
Philia Means attraction to, so basically you can have Billfobia or Billphilia
Greatchickenman wrote:I'm up for any type of female at least once.


Any type of female.
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Postby Flibbo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:09 am

*cough*PHobia

so what your saying is that overlord bill is like marmite?
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Postby Flibbo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:15 am

just realised this one

· AVISODOMY: Breaking the neck of a bird while penetrating it for sex


this was so common they gave it its own word?
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:21 am

Flibbo wrote:just realised this one

· AVISODOMY: Breaking the neck of a bird while penetrating it for sex


this was so common they gave it its own word?


Yes
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:22 am

marmite... fitz eats that on sandwiches.

so basically you hate or love that, hmm i did not know that.
i used bill as an overall example.

right now i have some koritsiphilia
κορίτσι

and if i did it right it means attraction to girls
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Postby TeppicTheBloodLyn » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:24 am

Telephalsion wrote:and if i did it right it means attraction to girls


And if you didnt?
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Postby DSOK » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:31 am

The Devil's Dictionary this ain't.
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Postby Flibbo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:39 am

devils dictionary?
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Postby DSOK » Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:51 am

Flibbo wrote:devils dictionary?

The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce (one of the three greatest American horror writers, along with Poe and Lovecraft) is a book or ironical definitions of common and uncommon words. It's one of Bierce's fewer humorous works, but is considered his masterpiece. I believe it was also his last major work before he disappeared.

For those of you unlucky enough not to own a copy, it can be found in its entirety online (here, for instance).
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Postby Flibbo » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:00 am

then you were right, this is indeed not that dictionary
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Postby DSOK » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:10 am

Flibbo wrote:then you were right, this is indeed not that dictionary

That one is much, much funnier.
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Postby Telephalsion » Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:14 am

kleptomaniac - a rich thief
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