Crestfallen Studios

by **Cocoa** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:38 pm

As some of you may know (if you're not a complete retard), I am Cocoa O Muerto, and I'm an American. Not only am I an American, I am a Genetically Enhanced Nano Augmented Air Assault Uber Monkey. Now I know that's a long intimidating title and half of you panzies pissed yer pants already, but I'm not going to kill anybody today, yet. Well I just wanted to let you know that DUMBS is in it's Re-Re-Development Gold edition phase. What does that mean? It means you can get a piece of the ass-kissing while it's prime. So if any of you ham-n-eggers wants to call me a genious or whatever hell, go ahead. There's plenty of brown for the noses.

by **OverlordBill** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 9:55 pm

Cocoa, you're so smart and sexy. Let's make a baby.

by **Excell** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:08 pm

He's an American. 'Nuff said.

by **Porter** » Fri Nov 19, 2004 10:47 pm

hear from higher sources that you suck?

So when are you coming out with your spin version of the way you damn genious :lol:

by **War** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 1:30 am

OMG its Coacola.

by **Flibbo** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 11:11 am

Cocoa you are:

Sexy
All-Knowing
the best, better than all the rest
a genius
in my will
Swish worthy (you arn't from shrewbury so you probably dont understand just how good that is)
My God
Everyone else's God (or else)
good enough to be a porn star

in short, you are Cocoa

by **Exiled** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:18 am

wow look at the bown nosing.

by **TeppicTheBloodLyn** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:53 am

Cocoa you are NOT:

Sexy
All-Knowing
the best, better than all the rest
a genius
in my will
Swish worthy (you arn't from shrewbury so you probably dont understand just how good that is)
My God
Everyone else's God (or else)
good enough to be a porn star

in short, you are an Idiot.

by **blaksun** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:26 pm

Teppic I hope you fucking die. Seriously. Choke.

Cocoa, the Infernal Gods of Gothicness love you. And so do I. Marry me.

v.v

by **Porter** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:30 pm

i betting half of you don't know cocoa's claim to fame

by **blaksun** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 1:39 pm

He's the original creator of The Way, obviously. And his penis theories are pretty fucking...fucked up.
And, of course, there's his easter-egg. And let's not forget the fact that he makes up 51% of Crestfallen Studios.

v.v

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