1) Iteroth got a grand vision to kill all the bad way characters to save the world.
2) He got Porter and Jeramyu to believe his little theory and help him kill the way characters down to the greatest one.
3) They went to find santa clause who controls the strings of life.
5) Jeramyu was killed by Strayed, I cut Chip's balls off, then I died because Cesta was inside my body and they killed me, Holstein Cow was turned into a leather jacket. Jeramyu was brought back to life obviously possessed by santa. Iteroth smoked another bowl. Journey on.
And Strayed Wanderer, Jeramyu and Iteroth continued their journey north towards the strings of life. (so they can control everyone's lives) Which is obviously controlled by the man known as Kris Kringle. But our heroes don't know that!
"Yes yes, I know where the strings of life are," Jeramyu said, "just follow me."
After hours of travelling Strayed and Iteroth were getting pretty scared since they hadn't killed any way characters in a while and they only had 3 more days to do so, but Jeramyu had a tight grip on them as he continued to lead them away from the strings of life. Poor poor Jeramyu, possessed by Santa. HAHAHA.
They reached the Alaskan bush and found an abandoned barn (call of the wild anyone?) and decided to seek shelter there for the night. But inside they found a strange sight to behold.
Inside the barn up, the loft was roughly 10 feet off the ground. It was their old self-whacked up board mate Inderos, double penetrating Lexus post count master teenr0cker. Aside Inderos was 2 bottles of whiskey! It wasn't looking good.
"Hey, look, it's Lexus, we can kill her!" Strayed said!
Jeramyu suddenly dissapeared somewhere as Lexus showed up.
"Well, let's get up there and kill her!" Iteroth said as he took to action, but then something happened that just stopped everything.
Inderos fell victim to alcohol poisoning in the stomach and just fainted, this was Lexus' first time and got her sphincter ripped, he was in terrible pain, and as her body weight shifted, Teenr0cker fell backwards and down the ladder and broke his mother fucking neck.
Then in a great batman appearance, Excell broke through the barn roof onto the loft. The loft wasn't too sturdy, so instead of landing on the loft to put the final blow on lexus, he fell right through the floor and hit his head on a tractor.
A few moments pass... "I'm ok!....I'm ok..." he exclaimed. "I've been following you guys and have some terrible new, but we gotta kill Lexus quick."
"This is nice, having all the work done for us." Iteroth said as he tried to get some whiskey out of the empty bottles.
Excell went up the latter and put the knife through Lexus. Which was unnecessary since she just died from blood loss through her double penetrated ass crack
but it looked cool anyway. Excell then killed Inderos for shits.
After it was all said and done Excell exclaimed..
"I have some bad news about Jeramyu..."
Characters Terminated:
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3) Gaius
1) Rhue
13) Dirk
4) Slade
5) Strata
10) Kloe
6) Lyrra
7) Cetsa
9) Lexus
Characters Remaining:
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2) Traziun
8 )Scatha/Chasta
11) Phantom Slasher
12) Serena
