Who would you fuck?

[Telephalsion]

wouldn't doing a man witha vagina sort of be like doing a female bodybuilder?

[OverlordBill]

Hot monkey ass here I come!

[Glenn47]

The Man Show helped me with my choice. One of the hosts was about to screw a chick, when she saw through a bathroom mirror that the chick was pissing standing up. The host (not sure one which) was thinking, "I've gotta get out of here!" When suddenly a magical black guy appeared. Seriously, I think they called he said, "Why, I'm your magical black man!" So he goes on with explaining. "Every man knows a penis has a mind of it's own. If your penis touches another penis, it becomes very unhappy. But if your penis doesn't know about the other penis, then it remains VERY happy!"
So basically he explained that he should just have anal sex with her underneath the covers so that he doesn't see her penis. Or something like that. So yeah, ya gotta trust The Man Show.

[Otaku No Anime]

Didn't you already post this topic a while ago? And technically a hell of alot of things kill our braincells, and I believe looking at computer screens maybe one of them, so everybody who views this topic might as well pick the last option.

Yes, I did post it in Porter's forum, but not here.

[InfraRedChef]

Y'all some perves; need to get it correct; walk in line with the lord and stop sinning. Ha Ha HA I'll be laughing in heaven while ur burning in hell y'all pervs need go church and say hi to a pastor and confess ur sins. Man hold up I fell off.

-A very rare flo for the lord-

[InfraRedChef]

All of the infra red chef {cough cough cough} I mean Escobar Jones; Who? Jones, Jones, Jones is to be read as a freestylo flo. I am more throwed than a football on superbowl sunday man hold up I had too much drinks I'm a drunk.

-Freestyle flo by eJones, Who? Jones, Jones, Jones.-

[Inderos]

Wow, you need to shut the fuck up, now.

My "flo."

[InfraRedChef]

This is how it goez down . . . Real playas representing that damn Christ's Town. Y'all can't hate b/c I am more fly than you y'all hatas need to go get ur Ph.D. ur playa hatas degree. Shut the fuck up hater.


-Ecobar Jones- Corpus Christi aka Christ's town

[Non-Sequitur]

[OverlordBill]

Most of the new people who come here I kid around with and jokingly say, "I hate you and will kill any blighted children that sprout from your loins." But you have ruined my previously bright day 'InfraRedChef' by alerting myself to your sorry existence.
Without seeing more than four of your mangled, sickening posts I can already tell that you are the worst kind of idiot. A bible-hugging, ego-petting, spoiled rich brat kind of idiot. Your dialect, which some may find "cool" "IRL", has no place in a forum where dwell people who care about the language they use and realize that making yourself friends with a group of children who claim to know more than their college-educated teachers and are riddled with STD's as 'proof' of their incredible sexual flings, isn't really all that intelligent nor 'sweet'.
Closing, keep your shit out of our forums, I already TRULY hate you and there's no redeem in sight.

[rangi]

Pesonally I'd fuck Hirosue Ryoko...

[Inderos]

Go Rangi! Keep it on topic!

[Impossible]

...Who?

[A Wanderer]

Why aint Lexus an option? The dead have feelings to!

[Greatchickenman]

Corpus Christi does not mean Christ Town. Let me break out my latin.

Corpus:Body
Christi: either Christ or Christian.

Therefore it probably means Body of Christ. So there Biatch, check my mad educated flo.