http://www.rinkworks.com/dialect/
This is so you can translate all the things you say into phrases that people can understand. They include Redneck, Moron, and for some odd reason, Swedish Chef. Tele, maybe you could shed some light on that.
"Hello, my name is Glenn." as Swedish Chef translated to:
"Hellu, my neme-a is Glenn. Bork bork bork!"
Oh, and put periods at the ends of your sentences. It adds nice effects



