Hey help a brother out

[Inderos]

Actually, no. That was probably a one time thing. But I broke up with my girlfriend a couple weeks ago, and now I'm getting kinda close to this girl I've known for a long time.

There you go Excell . The update on my love and sex life that you so desperately ask for everytime you mention me double penetrating a girl.

[Iteroth]

Well, it's not like I'm buying this right away. I'll ask around and get a general idea of what people think of starter packs versus buying separately.

[iamtheverb]

have you narrowed it down to whether you want an electric or an acoustic?

[Iteroth]

Well, everyone in the thread has thusfar suggested electrics, but I don't know enough about guitars in general to know if I should choose one over another.

[Inderos]

Acoustic means you don't need an amp... But can't play as loud. You could always get an acoustic-electric.

[Iteroth]

Heh. Yeah, I gathered that. I just don't know enough to know which would be better suited. Like pros and cons.

[Inderos]

Acoustic Pros:

1. For some reason, chicks like the sound of acoustic better.
2. You can take it to school and play during lunch to impress said chicks.
3. Quieter, less likely to piss of your parents or neighbors.
4. Usually lighter than an electric.

Acoustic Cons:
1. Not good for playing in a band. It gets overpowered easily.
2. Some sound really twangy and annoying.
3. There is no whammy bar.
4. Some solos and songs are impossible on an acoustic unless you're really good.

Electric Pros:
1. Loud. Really fucking loud. Good if your parents or neighbors don't mind the noise.
2. Whammy bars are fun.
3. Good for playing in bands, YOU can overpower anything else if you want.
4. You can use pedals to get different effects. Amps also can create different tones that you wouldn't be able to get on an acoustic.

Electic Cons:
1. Can be too loud.
2. Heavier than an acoustic.
3. Need an amp to play it pretty much.
4. Has less of an intimate feel when you play to an audience.

Yes I know a lot of this list is redundant, but oh well.

[Porter]

cons to guitars??!?!?!?!

what are you smoking?

[Inderos]

Those were just cons in relation to one another. Not as a whole

[Takarious]

That's great Ideros.

Oh, and while your at it, tell us the pros and cons of electric and regular dildos, I bet you know alot about that. Don't kid yourself, you haven't had pussy since pussy had you. Shut the hell up you fucking twink.

Oh, hey guys, Nasa called me yesterday and asked if I wanted to lead an astronaught program because I won a hot dog eating contest. Cool huh?

Last time I checked, posting nothing but contradictions to oneself was considered spam.

[Inderos]

Calm down man . If you had a face like mine, you'd get laid too. And if you were as smart as I am, the military would ask you to join their nuclear engineering program too. If you were half the man I am, you would realize how petty holding grudges on message boards are.

And, if you were as great as I am in any way, you would be arrogant too .

[Porter]

Your compulsive lieing isn't even clever enough to be believable. It's just that fuckin' laughable.

And are you really that fuckin' retarded? No one calls high school kids asking them to be nuclear engineers because of their ACT or SAT scores. That's something a 10 year old would say to sound smart. The military just rang you up one day after recieving the list of all the SAT scores from every high school student in America, where probably more than 1 million score high.

Mom: Hello?
Military: Hello, we understand your son scored high on his SAT, we want him to be in charge of our nuclear protocols.
Mom: I'm sorry, he's upstairs looking at himself in a mirror naked telling himself how much he's getting, could you call back later?

So before the military calls you on their search for teenage nuclear engineers, what was your score on your GRE you dillusional wank.

[Takarious]

OH NOZ! Lets play pretend for a moment! I'm Inderos, so I'm going to be petty and attack your grammar. You said:

And, if you were as great as I am in any way, you would be arrogant too.

Use every rather than any. That sentence there just sounds like shit. Well, enough of that bullshit, let's address your points.

1. I'm sure your latin lover Ricardo has lots of sex with you due to your face.

2. I bet you can't even pronounce "nuclear".

3. If I were twice the man, I still wouldn't ammount to even half the man your mom was.

4. Unfortunately, I am better than you in "any way". So that validates me to be as arrogant as I damn well please. I already told you Inderos, give up now. At least walk away from this debacle with your dignity. Pretty much everyone hates your "holier than thou" attitude pertaining to personal merit. Get over yourself idiot.

[Teenr0cker]

So....Tak, still constructively criticizing people...right-oh.....heh...nasa. I assume you've also seen the demented cartoon movie at ABS? Just a y/n answer, nothing too off topic.

[Inderos]

Porter: I never said it was my ACT or SAT scores. It was the ASVAB. I scored a 94, which even disqualifies me from the draft. And also, I never claimed that they asked me to be in charge.

Takarious:

1. You sure seem interested in the this latin lover you accuse me of having. Maybe you're jealous?
2. I probably know words you've never heard spoken in your life.
3. You realize that if my mother were a man, that would make her my dad by definition, right?
4. Unfortunately, you're not.

Also, I have been accused being a compulsive liar a few times. Trust me, I don't come here and lie to you because it gets me off or anything. What gets me off is the jealousy that rules your immediate reactions. Your disbelief doesn't change the validity of my statements.